Jenna 🌹
@jennarosemce.bsky.social
29/Gemini/All-around nuisance
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How the Grinch Stole My Catalytic Converter
December 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
How the Grinch Stole My Catalytic Converter
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October 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
i was so cringe over a man tonight that i’m gonna have to go into witness protection
July 19, 2025 at 8:30 AM
i was so cringe over a man tonight that i’m gonna have to go into witness protection
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Big nope to heat and all the ways it makes me 💩
June 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Big nope to heat and all the ways it makes me 💩
i need the vibes to stop being weird right now
June 24, 2025 at 5:44 AM
i need the vibes to stop being weird right now
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Sometimes the women on pinterest are Cookin
![things women be having
[picture of a fruit (fig?) with a huge bite taken out of it]
a tendency to eroticize the grotesque
[picture of ouroboros]
the inability to experience romance without the desire to consume & be consumed
[picture of 19th century/early 20th century handwritten notes]
handwritten delusions
[picture of a woman in an early modern kitchen with a man (I think?) kissing the back of her neck]
a desire for someone to come into their kitchen and be hungry for them](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bss6v2knfwt5zzzlimbgpyyy/bafkreidu226jraf56aqs6kous6asce574mdft37uybveojyc6a4p3jdldi@jpeg)
June 4, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Sometimes the women on pinterest are Cookin
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I need a ghostwriter specifically for replying on dating apps
May 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I need a ghostwriter specifically for replying on dating apps
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April 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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April 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
aka “why don’t you listen to the mamma mia soundtrack and maybe you’ll calm down”
desperately fending off a panic attack by blasting my “getting white girl wasted” playlist
April 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM
aka “why don’t you listen to the mamma mia soundtrack and maybe you’ll calm down”
desperately fending off a panic attack by blasting my “getting white girl wasted” playlist
April 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
desperately fending off a panic attack by blasting my “getting white girl wasted” playlist
my tummy hurts and I am NOT being brave about it
April 10, 2025 at 6:14 AM
my tummy hurts and I am NOT being brave about it
if I don’t get laid soon I fear I may mcfreakin lose it
April 6, 2025 at 7:15 AM
if I don’t get laid soon I fear I may mcfreakin lose it
world’s saddest story: hungry again but already did night-time dental routine
March 24, 2025 at 6:07 AM
world’s saddest story: hungry again but already did night-time dental routine
oooooohhhhhhhhh my god. oh my god. i need everything to just chill out for two seconds
March 19, 2025 at 1:50 AM
oooooohhhhhhhhh my god. oh my god. i need everything to just chill out for two seconds
something genuinely hilarious about having a doctor who actually listens to me. i said hey doc i think i have adhd and here’s why and she said yeah sounds about right like ???? is this what it’s like to be a man
March 18, 2025 at 6:59 AM
something genuinely hilarious about having a doctor who actually listens to me. i said hey doc i think i have adhd and here’s why and she said yeah sounds about right like ???? is this what it’s like to be a man
unfortunately many of my problems truly do stem from me being on this damn phone
March 13, 2025 at 6:38 AM
unfortunately many of my problems truly do stem from me being on this damn phone
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Bothered. Unmoisturized. All over the place. Withering.
March 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Bothered. Unmoisturized. All over the place. Withering.
it’s real love never dies hours over here
March 11, 2025 at 5:29 AM
it’s real love never dies hours over here
screaming and screaming and screaming and
March 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
screaming and screaming and screaming and
if I had been born with a lower vocal range I would’ve been the most annoying tenor on god’s green earth
actively backsliding into another les mis phase
March 1, 2025 at 6:22 AM
if I had been born with a lower vocal range I would’ve been the most annoying tenor on god’s green earth
actively backsliding into another les mis phase
March 1, 2025 at 5:19 AM
actively backsliding into another les mis phase
having decades long friendships is truly one of the best parts of life
February 23, 2025 at 5:36 AM
having decades long friendships is truly one of the best parts of life