jennie boone
@jennieboone.bsky.social
ms. frizzle wanna-be. disney adult. occasional opera singer. getting divorced. in therapy. she/her
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oh it's going to be a Recession recession
January 18, 2026 at 10:56 PM
oh it's going to be a Recession recession
Whenever I sing a wrong note I say oops I was doing a jazz
January 15, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Whenever I sing a wrong note I say oops I was doing a jazz
I look like I’m paying attention, but I’m really thinking about how much clapping the wheel of fortune audience has to do with
January 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
I look like I’m paying attention, but I’m really thinking about how much clapping the wheel of fortune audience has to do with
Linda’s of the world, please stop putting “crack” in your recipe names
January 9, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Linda’s of the world, please stop putting “crack” in your recipe names
The disgust I feel for myself when I miss a Wordle is nearly clinical
January 8, 2026 at 4:13 AM
The disgust I feel for myself when I miss a Wordle is nearly clinical
My low gas warning came on and I immediately pulled over and got gas and I would like to be nominated for a Nobel peace prize
January 8, 2026 at 1:57 AM
My low gas warning came on and I immediately pulled over and got gas and I would like to be nominated for a Nobel peace prize
And… I am an unmarried woman
January 5, 2026 at 7:41 PM
And… I am an unmarried woman
Love when I go to start a load a laundry and find another load of unknown age already in the washing mashing. It’s like ooh; re-wash, laundry soft launch
January 3, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Love when I go to start a load a laundry and find another load of unknown age already in the washing mashing. It’s like ooh; re-wash, laundry soft launch
Two kitties to brighten your timeline
January 3, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Two kitties to brighten your timeline
DOES DRINKING WATER MAKE YOU LESS OF AN AMERICAN? Tonight at 11
Tonight at 11: No
Tonight at 11: No
January 3, 2026 at 2:43 AM
DOES DRINKING WATER MAKE YOU LESS OF AN AMERICAN? Tonight at 11
Tonight at 11: No
Tonight at 11: No
Still writing 1998 on my checks
January 1, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Still writing 1998 on my checks
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Yes, it's ok to wish our animals a merry Christmas, except the meerkats who are agnostic or angry believers, condemned to a life lived underground, far from God's light.
December 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Yes, it's ok to wish our animals a merry Christmas, except the meerkats who are agnostic or angry believers, condemned to a life lived underground, far from God's light.
Everything in the world is shitty yes of course but
I
might be
buying a
house?!?!?!!!?
I
might be
buying a
house?!?!?!!!?
December 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Everything in the world is shitty yes of course but
I
might be
buying a
house?!?!?!!!?
I
might be
buying a
house?!?!?!!!?
It’s my god given right to wish you a merey chrimest
December 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM
It’s my god given right to wish you a merey chrimest
Today I led two concerts with a combined total of probably 250ish elementary students. They all rocked it. I’m still crying
Music is the very best thing.
Music is the very best thing.
December 19, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Today I led two concerts with a combined total of probably 250ish elementary students. They all rocked it. I’m still crying
Music is the very best thing.
Music is the very best thing.
It’s the time of year when I feel amazed by people who do “best new albums I listened to this year” posts. Like… you don’t just listen to the same 5 playlists carefully curated according to mood… weird
December 19, 2025 at 12:28 AM
It’s the time of year when I feel amazed by people who do “best new albums I listened to this year” posts. Like… you don’t just listen to the same 5 playlists carefully curated according to mood… weird
Dear snow day gods
Do it
Do it
December 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Dear snow day gods
Do it
Do it
oozes, moves, & melts
December 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
oozes, moves, & melts
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like once a month I'll think of the dog from Homeward Bound completely bodying this poor kid
October 8, 2024 at 4:24 PM
like once a month I'll think of the dog from Homeward Bound completely bodying this poor kid
“Wonder when the edible will hit,” she thought, pouring lucky charms directly into her mouth
December 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM
“Wonder when the edible will hit,” she thought, pouring lucky charms directly into her mouth
-last week before winter break
-closing on house sale today
-picking up new car today
-big winter program practice tomorrow
-big winter program Thursday
Jesus. Wheel.
-closing on house sale today
-picking up new car today
-big winter program practice tomorrow
-big winter program Thursday
Jesus. Wheel.
December 15, 2025 at 2:35 PM
-last week before winter break
-closing on house sale today
-picking up new car today
-big winter program practice tomorrow
-big winter program Thursday
Jesus. Wheel.
-closing on house sale today
-picking up new car today
-big winter program practice tomorrow
-big winter program Thursday
Jesus. Wheel.
I just let my son practice driving for the first time and now I need the world’s biggest klonopin
December 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I just let my son practice driving for the first time and now I need the world’s biggest klonopin
John Popper is the only person allowed to scat. Don’t even think about it, jazzies
December 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
John Popper is the only person allowed to scat. Don’t even think about it, jazzies
Note to self: wearing this to school results in kids touching my boobs all day (they like the lights)
December 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Note to self: wearing this to school results in kids touching my boobs all day (they like the lights)