jennie boone
@jennieboone.bsky.social
ms. frizzle wanna-be. disney adult. occasional opera singer. getting divorced. in therapy. she/her
Love when I go to start a load a laundry and find another load of unknown age already in the washing mashing. It’s like ooh; re-wash, laundry soft launch
January 3, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Love when I go to start a load a laundry and find another load of unknown age already in the washing mashing. It’s like ooh; re-wash, laundry soft launch
Two kitties to brighten your timeline
January 3, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Two kitties to brighten your timeline
DOES DRINKING WATER MAKE YOU LESS OF AN AMERICAN? Tonight at 11
Tonight at 11: No
Tonight at 11: No
January 3, 2026 at 2:43 AM
DOES DRINKING WATER MAKE YOU LESS OF AN AMERICAN? Tonight at 11
Tonight at 11: No
Tonight at 11: No
Still writing 1998 on my checks
January 1, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Still writing 1998 on my checks
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Yes, it's ok to wish our animals a merry Christmas, except the meerkats who are agnostic or angry believers, condemned to a life lived underground, far from God's light.
December 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Yes, it's ok to wish our animals a merry Christmas, except the meerkats who are agnostic or angry believers, condemned to a life lived underground, far from God's light.
Everything in the world is shitty yes of course but
I
might be
buying a
house?!?!?!!!?
I
might be
buying a
house?!?!?!!!?
December 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Everything in the world is shitty yes of course but
I
might be
buying a
house?!?!?!!!?
I
might be
buying a
house?!?!?!!!?
It’s my god given right to wish you a merey chrimest
December 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM
It’s my god given right to wish you a merey chrimest
Today I led two concerts with a combined total of probably 250ish elementary students. They all rocked it. I’m still crying
Music is the very best thing.
Music is the very best thing.
December 19, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Today I led two concerts with a combined total of probably 250ish elementary students. They all rocked it. I’m still crying
Music is the very best thing.
Music is the very best thing.
It’s the time of year when I feel amazed by people who do “best new albums I listened to this year” posts. Like… you don’t just listen to the same 5 playlists carefully curated according to mood… weird
December 19, 2025 at 12:28 AM
It’s the time of year when I feel amazed by people who do “best new albums I listened to this year” posts. Like… you don’t just listen to the same 5 playlists carefully curated according to mood… weird
Dear snow day gods
Do it
Do it
December 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Dear snow day gods
Do it
Do it
oozes, moves, & melts
December 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
oozes, moves, & melts
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like once a month I'll think of the dog from Homeward Bound completely bodying this poor kid
October 8, 2024 at 4:24 PM
like once a month I'll think of the dog from Homeward Bound completely bodying this poor kid
“Wonder when the edible will hit,” she thought, pouring lucky charms directly into her mouth
December 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM
“Wonder when the edible will hit,” she thought, pouring lucky charms directly into her mouth
-last week before winter break
-closing on house sale today
-picking up new car today
-big winter program practice tomorrow
-big winter program Thursday
Jesus. Wheel.
-closing on house sale today
-picking up new car today
-big winter program practice tomorrow
-big winter program Thursday
Jesus. Wheel.
December 15, 2025 at 2:35 PM
-last week before winter break
-closing on house sale today
-picking up new car today
-big winter program practice tomorrow
-big winter program Thursday
Jesus. Wheel.
-closing on house sale today
-picking up new car today
-big winter program practice tomorrow
-big winter program Thursday
Jesus. Wheel.
I just let my son practice driving for the first time and now I need the world’s biggest klonopin
December 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I just let my son practice driving for the first time and now I need the world’s biggest klonopin
John Popper is the only person allowed to scat. Don’t even think about it, jazzies
December 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
John Popper is the only person allowed to scat. Don’t even think about it, jazzies
Note to self: wearing this to school results in kids touching my boobs all day (they like the lights)
December 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Note to self: wearing this to school results in kids touching my boobs all day (they like the lights)
Once I figure out how to wash my clothes without putting an air pod through the entire goddamn cycle every single time it’s allllll over for you bitches
December 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Once I figure out how to wash my clothes without putting an air pod through the entire goddamn cycle every single time it’s allllll over for you bitches
“My dad can’t come to our winter program even though he’s out of jail now”
-1st grader
My dudes, none of your family secrets are safe in an elementary school
-1st grader
My dudes, none of your family secrets are safe in an elementary school
December 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
“My dad can’t come to our winter program even though he’s out of jail now”
-1st grader
My dudes, none of your family secrets are safe in an elementary school
-1st grader
My dudes, none of your family secrets are safe in an elementary school
Remember when jimmy fallon was just the guy who always broke in SNL skits
December 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Remember when jimmy fallon was just the guy who always broke in SNL skits
Stunned by a repressed memory of singing “the son has come and you’ve been left behind”
Evangelicalism is a hell of a drug
Evangelicalism is a hell of a drug
December 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Stunned by a repressed memory of singing “the son has come and you’ve been left behind”
Evangelicalism is a hell of a drug
Evangelicalism is a hell of a drug
My own kids of course - watching them grow up and become who they are is the best thing. Also all 430 of my kids at school (most of the 430 anyway 😆… jk, even the toughies).
Friends, the youth are alright.
Friends, the youth are alright.
Who inspires delight?
December 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
My own kids of course - watching them grow up and become who they are is the best thing. Also all 430 of my kids at school (most of the 430 anyway 😆… jk, even the toughies).
Friends, the youth are alright.
Friends, the youth are alright.
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I know what’ll turn this around. one hundred dollars worth of sushi
December 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I know what’ll turn this around. one hundred dollars worth of sushi
Ok, teens can be a lot, but right now my 15yo and I are improv-ing words to a sitcom on mute so there are very shiny moments
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Ok, teens can be a lot, but right now my 15yo and I are improv-ing words to a sitcom on mute so there are very shiny moments
“Teachers saying 6-7 makes it… kind of less cool”
My plan is working
My plan is working
December 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
“Teachers saying 6-7 makes it… kind of less cool”
My plan is working
My plan is working