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jennie boone
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ms. frizzle wanna-be. disney adult. occasional opera singer. getting divorced. in therapy. she/her
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oh it's going to be a Recession recession
January 18, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Whenever I sing a wrong note I say oops I was doing a jazz
January 15, 2026 at 12:44 AM
I look like I’m paying attention, but I’m really thinking about how much clapping the wheel of fortune audience has to do with
January 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Linda’s of the world, please stop putting “crack” in your recipe names
January 9, 2026 at 9:40 PM
The disgust I feel for myself when I miss a Wordle is nearly clinical
January 8, 2026 at 4:13 AM
My low gas warning came on and I immediately pulled over and got gas and I would like to be nominated for a Nobel peace prize
January 8, 2026 at 1:57 AM
And… I am an unmarried woman
January 5, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Love when I go to start a load a laundry and find another load of unknown age already in the washing mashing. It’s like ooh; re-wash, laundry soft launch
January 3, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Two kitties to brighten your timeline
January 3, 2026 at 4:03 PM
DOES DRINKING WATER MAKE YOU LESS OF AN AMERICAN? Tonight at 11

Tonight at 11: No
January 3, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Still writing 1998 on my checks
January 1, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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Yes, it's ok to wish our animals a merry Christmas, except the meerkats who are agnostic or angry believers, condemned to a life lived underground, far from God's light.
December 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Everything in the world is shitty yes of course but

I

might be

buying a

house?!?!?!!!?
December 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
It’s my god given right to wish you a merey chrimest
December 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Today I led two concerts with a combined total of probably 250ish elementary students. They all rocked it. I’m still crying

Music is the very best thing.
December 19, 2025 at 12:34 AM
It’s the time of year when I feel amazed by people who do “best new albums I listened to this year” posts. Like… you don’t just listen to the same 5 playlists carefully curated according to mood… weird
December 19, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Dear snow day gods

Do it
December 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
oozes, moves, & melts
December 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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like once a month I'll think of the dog from Homeward Bound completely bodying this poor kid
October 8, 2024 at 4:24 PM
“Wonder when the edible will hit,” she thought, pouring lucky charms directly into her mouth
December 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM
-last week before winter break
-closing on house sale today
-picking up new car today
-big winter program practice tomorrow
-big winter program Thursday

Jesus. Wheel.
December 15, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I just let my son practice driving for the first time and now I need the world’s biggest klonopin
December 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
John Popper is the only person allowed to scat. Don’t even think about it, jazzies
December 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Note to self: wearing this to school results in kids touching my boobs all day (they like the lights)
December 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM