Jennitron
@jennitron.bsky.social
Turophile. Muppet. Social critic. Amateur sleuth. Gamer. Generally likable person.
If you egg a house now, you’re like rich or something
January 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
If you egg a house now, you’re like rich or something
Pro tip: if anyone ever suggests to you that you should maybe go use “the outdoor claw foot bathtub,” they either think you smell bad or they want to put the moves on you. In either case, for christ’s sake, REFUSE.
January 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Pro tip: if anyone ever suggests to you that you should maybe go use “the outdoor claw foot bathtub,” they either think you smell bad or they want to put the moves on you. In either case, for christ’s sake, REFUSE.
My mental health routine is becoming more and more like an episode of the TwilightZone, but also, you know, life.
January 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
My mental health routine is becoming more and more like an episode of the TwilightZone, but also, you know, life.
I feel like I need to make an introductory post or else everyone will think I am a bot.
Which is exactly what a bot would say, probably.
Which is exactly what a bot would say, probably.
January 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I feel like I need to make an introductory post or else everyone will think I am a bot.
Which is exactly what a bot would say, probably.
Which is exactly what a bot would say, probably.
Reposted by Jennitron
customer: your lightest roast please
barista: that middle part you’re wearing makes you look like a founding father
barista: that middle part you’re wearing makes you look like a founding father
January 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
customer: your lightest roast please
barista: that middle part you’re wearing makes you look like a founding father
barista: that middle part you’re wearing makes you look like a founding father