Jenny Barnes
@jennyb9.bsky.social
Middling writer. Slow runner. Scrappy one.
Why do some people have such an easy time making the dumbest claims imaginable, but I have to find justification that I'm allowed to form opinions like, "deciding it's god's plan that children can be terrorized by horrendous immigration policy is about as far from god as one can get."
January 23, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Why do some people have such an easy time making the dumbest claims imaginable, but I have to find justification that I'm allowed to form opinions like, "deciding it's god's plan that children can be terrorized by horrendous immigration policy is about as far from god as one can get."
Sometimes I think I’ve found god because I see the godlessness that bleeds from this administration.
I hate that all of this weighs on me, but it does.
It never had to be this way, and I'm mad.
open.substack.com
January 8, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Sometimes I think I’ve found god because I see the godlessness that bleeds from this administration.
All hail Resolution Season.
I love a New Year's Resolution
Abandon your cynicism for a moment and give in to self-improvement season.
open.substack.com
January 2, 2026 at 3:10 AM
All hail Resolution Season.
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Getting my shocked face out of the drawer where I keep it — don't know why I even bother to put away these days.
www.joemygod.com/2025/10/maga...
www.joemygod.com/2025/10/maga...
MAGA Author Of Anti-Porn Bill Linked To Porn Account - Joe.My.God.
The Detroit Metro Times reports: A Republican state lawmaker leading a campaign to ban pornography in Michigan appears to have had an account on a pornographic hook-up website that promised users they...
www.joemygod.com
October 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Getting my shocked face out of the drawer where I keep it — don't know why I even bother to put away these days.
www.joemygod.com/2025/10/maga...
www.joemygod.com/2025/10/maga...
I would like to believe I’m too insane to wind up on “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant.”
September 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I would like to believe I’m too insane to wind up on “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant.”
The cure to the male loneliness epidemic is ghosts. Go send lonely men to mega haunted houses and have them befriend the ghosts.
September 20, 2025 at 5:14 AM
The cure to the male loneliness epidemic is ghosts. Go send lonely men to mega haunted houses and have them befriend the ghosts.
It's like the current admin took everything we learned in 2020 and just decided, "you know what, our lives matter more."
September 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
It's like the current admin took everything we learned in 2020 and just decided, "you know what, our lives matter more."
Really successful comedians buy a mansion and get a maid to cook their food and do their laundry and they don't have a damn thing to say anymore because they're too rich to have problems.
Quit bitching or start punching higher.
Quit bitching or start punching higher.
September 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Really successful comedians buy a mansion and get a maid to cook their food and do their laundry and they don't have a damn thing to say anymore because they're too rich to have problems.
Quit bitching or start punching higher.
Quit bitching or start punching higher.
Anti-woke comedy is for washed-up has-beens. Just say you don't have anything to say anymore. I would honestly respect it more.
September 15, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Anti-woke comedy is for washed-up has-beens. Just say you don't have anything to say anymore. I would honestly respect it more.
Ikea is your average liberal's picture of a perfect world. This isn't hating; I speak from experience.
September 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Ikea is your average liberal's picture of a perfect world. This isn't hating; I speak from experience.
I do not care if you call me a "lib-cuck"
I do not dream of owning the Republicans
What does a brighter future look like?
open.substack.com
September 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I do not care if you call me a "lib-cuck"
Conspiracy Theory - Conservative media is purposefully creating rage bait, crafting fake outrage tweets and tiktoks, and then using that to further instill themselves as the dominant culture. Because they are the dominant culture.
Anyway, voting republican will never be counter-culture.
Anyway, voting republican will never be counter-culture.
August 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Conspiracy Theory - Conservative media is purposefully creating rage bait, crafting fake outrage tweets and tiktoks, and then using that to further instill themselves as the dominant culture. Because they are the dominant culture.
Anyway, voting republican will never be counter-culture.
Anyway, voting republican will never be counter-culture.
Hot Take: I don't hate everyone.
In defense of the philanthrope
In praise of people who love people.
open.substack.com
August 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Hot Take: I don't hate everyone.
And just like that... one of my favorite franchises was never the same.
I have to talk about And Just Like That... again.
I'm sorry; it's a moral imperative.
open.substack.com
August 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
And just like that... one of my favorite franchises was never the same.
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Short people superiority with @rbreich.bsky.social and @karaswisher.bsky.social
August 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Short people superiority with @rbreich.bsky.social and @karaswisher.bsky.social
Also, I won't be told what to do by a bunch of rapist and rapist-defending creeps when it comes to how I choose to procreate. I still have to worry about the cost of groceries and school shootings - fuck off with this pronatalist bullshit. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-07...
How tech bros and trad wives are fuelling America's pronatalist movement
Americans are being encouraged to have more children by the likes of Donald Trump, JD Vance and Elon Musk. And even though the risks for the poster families of pronatalism are real, they are happy to ...
www.abc.net.au
July 30, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Also, I won't be told what to do by a bunch of rapist and rapist-defending creeps when it comes to how I choose to procreate. I still have to worry about the cost of groceries and school shootings - fuck off with this pronatalist bullshit. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-07...
If the first amendment is apparently so up for interpretation, why the fuck can't we pass gun control measures again?
July 30, 2025 at 1:47 PM
If the first amendment is apparently so up for interpretation, why the fuck can't we pass gun control measures again?
Honestly, fuck anyone who said, "love him or hate him, you have to admit Trump is funny," circa '21-'24.
July 8, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Honestly, fuck anyone who said, "love him or hate him, you have to admit Trump is funny," circa '21-'24.
I’m just going to say it - I think UFC is cringe. Men who like it give me the ick.
July 5, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I’m just going to say it - I think UFC is cringe. Men who like it give me the ick.
Cowards.
In 2017, when President Trump tried to repeal Obamacare and roll back Medicaid coverage, Republican governors rallied against it. Now, as Trump tries again to scale back Medicaid, they've gone quiet.
GOP governors stay silent amid plans to slash Medicaid spending in their states
In 2017, when President Trump tried to repeal Obamacare and roll back Medicaid coverage, Republican governors rallied against it. Now, as Trump tries again to scale back Medicaid, they've gone quiet.
n.pr
July 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Cowards.
So are Labubus just Gen Z Beanie Babies?
July 2, 2025 at 7:50 PM
So are Labubus just Gen Z Beanie Babies?
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Reposted by Jenny Barnes
June 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I hope anyone who works for or supports ICE never knows another day of peace in their lives.
June 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I hope anyone who works for or supports ICE never knows another day of peace in their lives.