Jenny
@jennybento.bsky.social
Enthusiast, taxonomist, hedonist, existentialist
@danielharper.bsky.social @timescarcass.bsky.social I have met the subject of your most recent episode a few times—went to his events starting in 2000 to see how fucked up they were. One was in his personal hotel room. I’m on the email list if you want to see what they’re like.
August 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
@danielharper.bsky.social @timescarcass.bsky.social I have met the subject of your most recent episode a few times—went to his events starting in 2000 to see how fucked up they were. One was in his personal hotel room. I’m on the email list if you want to see what they’re like.
When I went through customs I opted out of facial recognition. The agent said he didn’t know it was a legit thing until someone asked the first time, and he thought the person asking was shady. I replied, “yeah I’m not a sovereign citizen or whatever.” NORMAL
April 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
When I went through customs I opted out of facial recognition. The agent said he didn’t know it was a legit thing until someone asked the first time, and he thought the person asking was shady. I replied, “yeah I’m not a sovereign citizen or whatever.” NORMAL
I’m at sfo and there’s a man with a carryon of three frisbees.
April 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I’m at sfo and there’s a man with a carryon of three frisbees.
Finally achieved life goal of playing with an aibo.
February 5, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Finally achieved life goal of playing with an aibo.
Today I called a business and to look up my account I had to say my name. But the robot could not associate how I say my last name with my printed last name. Which made me wonder how a robot says my last name.
January 2, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Today I called a business and to look up my account I had to say my name. But the robot could not associate how I say my last name with my printed last name. Which made me wonder how a robot says my last name.
None of this story makes any sense but Berwyn is kind of the Mahomet of Chicago
abc7chicago.com/amp/post/ber...
abc7chicago.com/amp/post/ber...
Berwyn police shooting: John Lyons shot, killed by officers on Home Ave. connected to Mahomet, IL triple homicide, officials say | abc7chicago.com
There%20was%20a%20Berwyn%20police%20shooting%20Wednesday.%20John%20Lyons%20was%20shot%20and%20killed%20on%20Home%20Avenue.%20He%20was%20connected%20to%20a%20Mahomet%2C%20Illinois%20triple%20homicide.
abc7chicago.com
December 21, 2024 at 3:35 AM
None of this story makes any sense but Berwyn is kind of the Mahomet of Chicago
abc7chicago.com/amp/post/ber...
abc7chicago.com/amp/post/ber...
If you went to school in the 80s/early 90s I bet you were forced to do a musical that in retrospect was oddly political. Mine was Gonna Have an Earth Day and I just talked to someone whose was Peace Child (a cold war friendship play). What are some others?
December 20, 2024 at 9:23 PM
If you went to school in the 80s/early 90s I bet you were forced to do a musical that in retrospect was oddly political. Mine was Gonna Have an Earth Day and I just talked to someone whose was Peace Child (a cold war friendship play). What are some others?
Dear prestige television, I want a Wendy Carlos Williams biographical period miniseries with the best soundtrack ever.
December 4, 2024 at 3:46 AM
Dear prestige television, I want a Wendy Carlos Williams biographical period miniseries with the best soundtrack ever.
my dude the whole reason they take it is to do work. good luck getting labor outta them.
RFK Jr. Says He’ll Send People Taking Adderall to Labor Camps
Robert F. Kennedy Jr., independent challenger for president and anti-vaccine activist, has a cockamamie solution for drug addicts and people who use medication for depression or ADHD: strip people of ...
www.yahoo.com
November 16, 2024 at 6:46 AM
my dude the whole reason they take it is to do work. good luck getting labor outta them.
Everything I have ever learned about Bob Dylan has been against my will.
November 16, 2024 at 4:29 AM
Everything I have ever learned about Bob Dylan has been against my will.
Why is it legal to take out life insurance on someone without them knowing? This seems like step one of every murder and why would it be BAD to know someone had life insurance out on you?
July 28, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Why is it legal to take out life insurance on someone without them knowing? This seems like step one of every murder and why would it be BAD to know someone had life insurance out on you?
All I want is a gritty investigative podcast series about Betty & nicks the weird late night $5 haircut chain in Chicago. Nothing about it makes sense.
April 12, 2024 at 10:58 PM
All I want is a gritty investigative podcast series about Betty & nicks the weird late night $5 haircut chain in Chicago. Nothing about it makes sense.
My uber driver told me he once found a dead baby in the bathroom when he worked at an Amazon warehouse. They called the warehouse EMTs because they have in house EMTs. I missed my calling as a torturer because people will tell me fucking anything.
April 4, 2024 at 1:13 AM
My uber driver told me he once found a dead baby in the bathroom when he worked at an Amazon warehouse. They called the warehouse EMTs because they have in house EMTs. I missed my calling as a torturer because people will tell me fucking anything.
I want to be the drag queen Michelle Fuckcoup and serve Kant
March 18, 2024 at 10:10 PM
I want to be the drag queen Michelle Fuckcoup and serve Kant
Lifetime and hallmark movies seem to be made in the same way as porn: what are the keywords people search most. Based on this theory Christmas is to lifetime as stepsister is to porn.
February 27, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Lifetime and hallmark movies seem to be made in the same way as porn: what are the keywords people search most. Based on this theory Christmas is to lifetime as stepsister is to porn.
This was my plan for the evening so, a thread
I am very, very fortunate to have work today but I am absolutely desperate to get home, get extremely high, and watch the JLo movie
February 17, 2024 at 6:24 AM
This was my plan for the evening so, a thread
Reposted by Jenny
I am very, very fortunate to have work today but I am absolutely desperate to get home, get extremely high, and watch the JLo movie
February 17, 2024 at 2:24 AM
I am very, very fortunate to have work today but I am absolutely desperate to get home, get extremely high, and watch the JLo movie
All I want in the world is an exercise class video where someone tells me interesting facts & stories while running me through the exercise so it is not crushingly boring. We've moved past music. Tell me how this exercise will help me evade the murderer.
January 15, 2024 at 10:29 PM
All I want in the world is an exercise class video where someone tells me interesting facts & stories while running me through the exercise so it is not crushingly boring. We've moved past music. Tell me how this exercise will help me evade the murderer.
Reposted by Jenny
cool cool cool i’m just thinking of every issue the nyt called people who are still masking histrionic fearmongering trauma addicts who are only doing it for attention
January 5, 2024 at 12:56 AM
cool cool cool i’m just thinking of every issue the nyt called people who are still masking histrionic fearmongering trauma addicts who are only doing it for attention
I feel like it's overly dramatic to say the new interface of Slack is ruining my life, but it has completely upended a lot of my work and keeps showing me like "17 items in new activity" only for it to link to a thread no one has posted on in 7 months. It's haunted.
January 5, 2024 at 1:15 AM
I feel like it's overly dramatic to say the new interface of Slack is ruining my life, but it has completely upended a lot of my work and keeps showing me like "17 items in new activity" only for it to link to a thread no one has posted on in 7 months. It's haunted.
Sure, western democracy has given us a lot of things, but the North Korean New Year's Eve Extravaganza? We could never. Ice dancing! Lasers! Synths! Soldiers with KPop Lights.
youtu.be/jShnzFGvLME?...
youtu.be/jShnzFGvLME?...
January 4, 2024 at 7:36 AM
Sure, western democracy has given us a lot of things, but the North Korean New Year's Eve Extravaganza? We could never. Ice dancing! Lasers! Synths! Soldiers with KPop Lights.
youtu.be/jShnzFGvLME?...
youtu.be/jShnzFGvLME?...
we've done it: feminized the guy fieri flame shirt.
Abstract ombre print crepe shirt
A colorful abstract print fabric takes your street style to the next level in our cool and floaty crepe shirt.
www.eshakti.com
December 26, 2023 at 9:31 PM
we've done it: feminized the guy fieri flame shirt.
@garbageday.email thank you for the Christmas miracle of a new content mines.
December 25, 2023 at 10:05 PM
@garbageday.email thank you for the Christmas miracle of a new content mines.
David Icke has a new subscription video service and it's advertised like this. Nothing says "balanced views" like believing world leaders are literal space lizards.
December 25, 2023 at 9:53 AM
David Icke has a new subscription video service and it's advertised like this. Nothing says "balanced views" like believing world leaders are literal space lizards.
this is so cringe and i love it for that. who thought this up?
Kevin Spacey Ruins Christmas With Tucker Carlson Interview | Video
Disgraced actor Kevin Spacey speaks as a version of his "House of Cards" Frank Underwood and takes credit for Netflix's "tu-dum" intro.
www.thewrap.com
December 25, 2023 at 9:43 AM
this is so cringe and i love it for that. who thought this up?