Moving the goalposts somehow past the deepest circle of Hell, to the point even the Devil is burying their head in their hands.

It'd be such an Al Capone movie if THIS is what ultimately brings her down, but I suspect she'll quietly throw money at the problem whilst the mainstream media conveniently doesn't notice.

Place your bets now: will Melania open over or under that?

I'm genuinely shocked there is not more Bugonia slashfics. The one that does exist better include Jesse Plemons having sex while wearing the Jennifer Aniston mask.

Wouldn't know anything about that, but...cool.

Is that the alt universe version of 30 Seconds to Mars, where the frontman isn't an incredibly sus dude with an inexplicable acting career?

This is why I can never rate a film 0/10, even if I absolutely despise it. Every movie gets one point purely for the miracle that they made a piece of art and put it out into the world.

GenAI is the exception, because no real effort was involved.

When the Other Eden emerges to claim their package:

Is that the Lord of the Rings GBA RPG? Yeesh, the character portraits in that are certainly a choice.