jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚
@jennythepirate.com
in my Freida Claxton era, retail nepobaby, she/her
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚
@jennythepirate.com
· Aug 2
Sometimes, I think I'm cursed, but my bobbin always runs out at the end of a seam🤔
February 12, 2026 at 4:06 AM
It'd be totally okay if i climbed back into bed, i have plenty of time before work.
February 11, 2026 at 11:47 AM
It'd be totally okay if i climbed back into bed, i have plenty of time before work.
My brain doesn't want to learn new game mechanics rn.
Brain, I'm tired of Destiny. You're doing new things damn it.
Brain, I'm tired of Destiny. You're doing new things damn it.
February 6, 2026 at 7:25 PM
My brain doesn't want to learn new game mechanics rn.
Brain, I'm tired of Destiny. You're doing new things damn it.
Brain, I'm tired of Destiny. You're doing new things damn it.
lol at least I have personal experience with how bad Network Solutions is? moved it over to cloudflare.
Maybe don't register your domain on your phone. You end up with something like Network Solutions. ewww
February 5, 2026 at 3:26 AM
lol at least I have personal experience with how bad Network Solutions is? moved it over to cloudflare.
Halp, I'm being bullied by node.js
February 3, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Halp, I'm being bullied by node.js
lol I just bought my daughter's birthday present and i may never financially recover, but she's getting an experience, so idc.
February 1, 2026 at 11:55 PM
lol I just bought my daughter's birthday present and i may never financially recover, but she's getting an experience, so idc.
I moved my stuff to another storage unit, yesterday. Today, I feel like I'm dying.
January 29, 2026 at 4:42 PM
I moved my stuff to another storage unit, yesterday. Today, I feel like I'm dying.
This room was a warming station this weekend. It's so hot I'm dying...
January 27, 2026 at 3:17 PM
This room was a warming station this weekend. It's so hot I'm dying...
Me: I'm too southern for this weather.
Also me: I thought they said it was going to be cold.
Also me: I thought they said it was going to be cold.
January 27, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Me: I'm too southern for this weather.
Also me: I thought they said it was going to be cold.
Also me: I thought they said it was going to be cold.
The atmosphere is very "will they or won't they" right now.
January 23, 2026 at 9:05 PM
The atmosphere is very "will they or won't they" right now.
Can't wait for February 2, when i get more Netlify credits and everyone can see what I've been working on.
January 23, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Can't wait for February 2, when i get more Netlify credits and everyone can see what I've been working on.
Why did I want to program? It's because I hate myself right?
January 22, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Why did I want to program? It's because I hate myself right?
Room mate's cat noticed the second hand on the clock is moving. He's about to do something orange.
January 22, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Room mate's cat noticed the second hand on the clock is moving. He's about to do something orange.
My uber driver's friend is really going through it with his gf. I thought I'd let everyone know because I didn't want to know and I'm having to listen to all of it...
January 21, 2026 at 10:07 PM
My uber driver's friend is really going through it with his gf. I thought I'd let everyone know because I didn't want to know and I'm having to listen to all of it...
Another step closer... I dare you to find a replacement for me.
1 step closer to knowing every fulfillment/receiving job in the store
January 21, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Another step closer... I dare you to find a replacement for me.
Alright, my w2 is here, can't wait to do my taxes.
January 20, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Alright, my w2 is here, can't wait to do my taxes.
My son is trying to teach me to play Rain World.
January 17, 2026 at 9:30 PM
My son is trying to teach me to play Rain World.
codepen.io/jenjenjenjen... my stupid weather app finally works
WeatherStar 4K in CSS
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codepen.io
January 16, 2026 at 5:48 AM
codepen.io/jenjenjenjen... my stupid weather app finally works
😬 'tis the season for cutting hours.
January 15, 2026 at 5:02 PM
😬 'tis the season for cutting hours.
I just died of SQL, my database is stupid.
January 15, 2026 at 4:10 AM
I just died of SQL, my database is stupid.
I got new pillows, and i may never get out of bed again.
January 14, 2026 at 10:33 PM
I got new pillows, and i may never get out of bed again.
1 step closer to knowing every fulfillment/receiving job in the store
January 13, 2026 at 10:08 PM
1 step closer to knowing every fulfillment/receiving job in the store
lol you'll never guess what i did, again
The reason my code wasn't working: i forgot to write it. lol
January 13, 2026 at 2:19 AM
lol you'll never guess what i did, again
I got a giant box of multi color face masks to match my costumes at dragoncon. I'm starting to get to the colors that don't match any of my clothes.
January 11, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I got a giant box of multi color face masks to match my costumes at dragoncon. I'm starting to get to the colors that don't match any of my clothes.