Jenpocalypse
@jenpocalypse.bsky.social
Mostly harmless, Gen X nerd who has run out of fucks to give.
Imagine sucking so much that Dick Cheney won't even be around you when he's dead.
November 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Imagine sucking so much that Dick Cheney won't even be around you when he's dead.
I hope there's a special Hell for people who wait until the light changes to green to turn their left signal on.
November 19, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I hope there's a special Hell for people who wait until the light changes to green to turn their left signal on.
God damnit, I was hoping Expedition 33 was gonna go on sale. Now it's nominated for Game of the Year.
I'm never gonna be able to afford it.
I'm never gonna be able to afford it.
November 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
God damnit, I was hoping Expedition 33 was gonna go on sale. Now it's nominated for Game of the Year.
I'm never gonna be able to afford it.
I'm never gonna be able to afford it.
I just spent an hour in a pointless work meeting.
I'm really going to miss that hour at the end.
I'm really going to miss that hour at the end.
November 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I just spent an hour in a pointless work meeting.
I'm really going to miss that hour at the end.
I'm really going to miss that hour at the end.
I block any and all Christmas ads that I get before Thanksgiving, regardless of what they're selling.
November 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I block any and all Christmas ads that I get before Thanksgiving, regardless of what they're selling.
Mikie Sherrill won! Jersey stays Blue!
November 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Mikie Sherrill won! Jersey stays Blue!
Remember when we thought Dick Cheney was the worst?
I miss those days.
I miss those days.
November 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Remember when we thought Dick Cheney was the worst?
I miss those days.
I miss those days.
So many schools in NJ had bomb threats called into them this morning. Even the ones that aren't polling places.
MAGA is not only violent, it is stupid.
MAGA is not only violent, it is stupid.
November 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
So many schools in NJ had bomb threats called into them this morning. Even the ones that aren't polling places.
MAGA is not only violent, it is stupid.
MAGA is not only violent, it is stupid.
I wish I could scan my "I voted" sticker somewhere and that would stop all the fucking political ads.
November 2, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I wish I could scan my "I voted" sticker somewhere and that would stop all the fucking political ads.
So I'm rewatching 28 weeks later because I don't remember shit about it and I want to watch 28 years later.
Every person who saves a kid dies horribly.
So I guess the message of the movie is "the hell with the fucking kids".
Every person who saves a kid dies horribly.
So I guess the message of the movie is "the hell with the fucking kids".
October 30, 2025 at 11:38 AM
So I'm rewatching 28 weeks later because I don't remember shit about it and I want to watch 28 years later.
Every person who saves a kid dies horribly.
So I guess the message of the movie is "the hell with the fucking kids".
Every person who saves a kid dies horribly.
So I guess the message of the movie is "the hell with the fucking kids".
I don't wanna hear shit about the war on Christmas this year, considering it's already taken over Thanksgiving and it's encroaching upon Halloween.
Looking at you Old Navy with your fucking Xmas commercials.
Looking at you Old Navy with your fucking Xmas commercials.
October 29, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I don't wanna hear shit about the war on Christmas this year, considering it's already taken over Thanksgiving and it's encroaching upon Halloween.
Looking at you Old Navy with your fucking Xmas commercials.
Looking at you Old Navy with your fucking Xmas commercials.
So, I watched Welcome to Derry.
Did anyone else find it extremely funny, and not the slightest bit scary?
Did anyone else find it extremely funny, and not the slightest bit scary?
October 28, 2025 at 10:23 AM
So, I watched Welcome to Derry.
Did anyone else find it extremely funny, and not the slightest bit scary?
Did anyone else find it extremely funny, and not the slightest bit scary?
No Kings was nothing in comparison to what the streets will look like when he finally drops dead.
October 20, 2025 at 10:22 AM
No Kings was nothing in comparison to what the streets will look like when he finally drops dead.
Mike Johnson is so determined to keep the Epstein list secret, I'm starting to wonder if he's on it.
October 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Mike Johnson is so determined to keep the Epstein list secret, I'm starting to wonder if he's on it.
Ya know, Disney, have you tried a Tron without creepy Jared Leto?
October 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Ya know, Disney, have you tried a Tron without creepy Jared Leto?
One of my students told me I walk with "so much aura" and I'm not sure what that means.
October 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
One of my students told me I walk with "so much aura" and I'm not sure what that means.
The scariest thing about the Halloween season is seeing where the Spirit of Halloween stores suddenly appear.
The could be anywhere. The old Radio Shack. The store that was a Starbucks last week. Your grandma's house....
The could be anywhere. The old Radio Shack. The store that was a Starbucks last week. Your grandma's house....
October 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The scariest thing about the Halloween season is seeing where the Spirit of Halloween stores suddenly appear.
The could be anywhere. The old Radio Shack. The store that was a Starbucks last week. Your grandma's house....
The could be anywhere. The old Radio Shack. The store that was a Starbucks last week. Your grandma's house....
So, let me get this straight.
Pete Hegseth called every single high ranking military person into a meeting (how stupid is it to have them all in once place at one time?), to basically announce the military isn't hot enough and he's not attracted to them?
Pete Hegseth called every single high ranking military person into a meeting (how stupid is it to have them all in once place at one time?), to basically announce the military isn't hot enough and he's not attracted to them?
October 1, 2025 at 10:23 AM
So, let me get this straight.
Pete Hegseth called every single high ranking military person into a meeting (how stupid is it to have them all in once place at one time?), to basically announce the military isn't hot enough and he's not attracted to them?
Pete Hegseth called every single high ranking military person into a meeting (how stupid is it to have them all in once place at one time?), to basically announce the military isn't hot enough and he's not attracted to them?
I love how Trump and RFK Jr. had this really big announcement they were hyping up and when they came out and said "Tylenol causes autism" we were all like "Yeah, no" and moved on with our day.
Speaking of days, this would be a good one to release the Epstein Files.
Speaking of days, this would be a good one to release the Epstein Files.
September 25, 2025 at 10:21 AM
I love how Trump and RFK Jr. had this really big announcement they were hyping up and when they came out and said "Tylenol causes autism" we were all like "Yeah, no" and moved on with our day.
Speaking of days, this would be a good one to release the Epstein Files.
Speaking of days, this would be a good one to release the Epstein Files.
Ok, so I just watched the Fantastic Four movie, and honestly, it was really fucking stupid.
September 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Ok, so I just watched the Fantastic Four movie, and honestly, it was really fucking stupid.
So, how can I tell if I've been Raptured?
September 23, 2025 at 11:46 AM
So, how can I tell if I've been Raptured?
Ya know, I haven't seen any wankpanzers....um....cybertrucks driving around lately.
September 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Ya know, I haven't seen any wankpanzers....um....cybertrucks driving around lately.