Jenpocalypse
@jenpocalypse.bsky.social
Mostly harmless, Gen X nerd who has run out of fucks to give.
OMG I just picked this game up and I'm in love with it already.
Now I have to waste 8 hours at work before I can play again.
Now I have to waste 8 hours at work before I can play again.
November 19, 2025 at 12:49 PM
OMG I just picked this game up and I'm in love with it already.
Now I have to waste 8 hours at work before I can play again.
Now I have to waste 8 hours at work before I can play again.
Doesn't Megyn Kelly have a 14 year old daughter?
Someone call CPS.
Someone call CPS.
November 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Doesn't Megyn Kelly have a 14 year old daughter?
Someone call CPS.
Someone call CPS.
Like the couch thing.
We all know it's not true, but god damnit, did we run with it.
We all know it's not true, but god damnit, did we run with it.
November 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Like the couch thing.
We all know it's not true, but god damnit, did we run with it.
We all know it's not true, but god damnit, did we run with it.
Oh
So we're here now.
So we're here now.
November 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Oh
So we're here now.
So we're here now.
Say it with me
"YOU VOTED FOR THIS."
"YOU VOTED FOR THIS."
November 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Say it with me
"YOU VOTED FOR THIS."
"YOU VOTED FOR THIS."
So many sandwiches need to be named after this guy.
November 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
So many sandwiches need to be named after this guy.
I don't think I could afford a dump truck full of money on my salary.
November 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I don't think I could afford a dump truck full of money on my salary.
Why'd he pass out?
The smell?
The smell?
November 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Why'd he pass out?
The smell?
The smell?
And here I am at work trying to figure out if we can send leftover cafeteria food from lunch home with the kids.
October 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
And here I am at work trying to figure out if we can send leftover cafeteria food from lunch home with the kids.
Did you check the bathroom at Mar-a-Lago?
October 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Did you check the bathroom at Mar-a-Lago?
So he just sold the US military?
October 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
So he just sold the US military?
It's not often one can watch a metaphor unfold in real life.
October 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
It's not often one can watch a metaphor unfold in real life.
A ballroom.
Who the fuck builds a ballroom?
Who is he expecting to attend his "balls"?
Who the fuck builds a ballroom?
Who is he expecting to attend his "balls"?
October 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM
A ballroom.
Who the fuck builds a ballroom?
Who is he expecting to attend his "balls"?
Who the fuck builds a ballroom?
Who is he expecting to attend his "balls"?