Jen M (she/they)
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Jen M (she/they)
@jensmellspeaches.bsky.social
I. Smell. Peaches.

See also: ADHD, writing, ukulele, bookbinding, bees, SQL, Python.

https://linktr.ee/JenSmellsPeaches
October 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
October 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Dépêche Mode’s “Violator” is the best example of an album that has lost absolutely nothing in the years since its release.

It’s good, is what I’m saying. Very good.
September 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Very much a joke, while also dead serious:

I would like to know why COMPLETE F****** STRANGERS keep calling me out like this.

What did I ever do to them???
June 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
If you’re being ordered to abuse US citizens and violate the Constitution, call the hotline.

“Hotline counselors come from a variety of backgrounds and include veterans, mental health workers and attorneys.”
June 10, 2025 at 1:36 PM
June 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
There’s a protest at NOAA Boulder, because apparently DOGE is here.
April 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Again: you stepped into the room and started ranting.

Imagine this as an in person encounter, friend. Same vibe there, or no?

Anyway. I’m out.
April 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Part of the justification is the claim that these services aren't commonly covered in typical employer-sponsored insurance plans, which EHBs are supposed to reflect.

A simple Google search reveals this to be a gods-damned lie.
April 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
It's not fair that the reward for having good emotional intelligence is more work.

I know that's how the world works. I'm just saying, it goes on the list of "buncha fuckin bullshit".
April 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Post a warning.
March 24, 2025 at 11:40 AM
This isn’t kind. This is judgemental. Surely you know that?
March 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
With alt text.
March 16, 2025 at 1:27 PM
February 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
iPhone user here. No problem downloading ep 5.
February 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
February 15, 2025 at 3:26 PM
And if you Google “wretched llama”, you get such interesting results…
February 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
January 14, 2025 at 7:14 PM
….we have dog twins?
January 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I’m awake. And up.

Did dishes and ate cereal. I’m not fulfilled by this.

Perhaps tea will be fulfilling.
January 1, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Went looking for updates on this, and…well, thanks for the horrifyingly ironic results, search engine!
December 31, 2024 at 4:51 PM
“You will be visited by three sprits.”
The three spirits:
December 25, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Photo of my son in law’s cat, Waffles, holding hands with the aforementioned, sleeping SIL
December 25, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Son in law fell asleep holding hands with his cat, Waffles.
December 24, 2024 at 3:08 PM
[This is a jokey joke, nothing serious happening in this skeet.]

Bear with me, friends, as my dear son has succumbed to …. [sobs]….. WHAMAGEDDON.
December 13, 2024 at 6:20 PM