Jentucky Fried Bitchin'
@jenxer.bsky.social
Often cosplays as a functional human. Recovering Gifted Child. Gen X. BP-II. Hates leafblowers. Spreche ein bisschen Deutsch. FC Köln fan.🐐⚽
Houston, Texas (don't look at me like that, we're not all like THAT).
Houston, Texas (don't look at me like that, we're not all like THAT).
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I saw someone yesterday complaining about people "waiting until Mary wad 5cm dilated" to do their Big Food Shop...
December 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I saw someone yesterday complaining about people "waiting until Mary wad 5cm dilated" to do their Big Food Shop...
Confused about how Santa gets into the house
December 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Confused about how Santa gets into the house
Going hard at this year's white elephant exchange
December 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Going hard at this year's white elephant exchange
What is something you know how to do, but you don't know how or where you learned it?
Wrapping presents: I don't remember my parents teaching me, I never worked at a gift wrapping counter, and I knew how to do it before video tutorials existed.
Wrapping presents: I don't remember my parents teaching me, I never worked at a gift wrapping counter, and I knew how to do it before video tutorials existed.
December 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
What is something you know how to do, but you don't know how or where you learned it?
Wrapping presents: I don't remember my parents teaching me, I never worked at a gift wrapping counter, and I knew how to do it before video tutorials existed.
Wrapping presents: I don't remember my parents teaching me, I never worked at a gift wrapping counter, and I knew how to do it before video tutorials existed.
Greetings from Houston, where this is also true
December 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Greetings from Houston, where this is also true
Quote with your favorite pic of you from 2025
Selfie in the long formal skirt and keyhole-neck shirt I made for a wedding. The entire outfit cost less than $50, due in part to the shirt being made of two $4 T-shirts.
Selfie in the long formal skirt and keyhole-neck shirt I made for a wedding. The entire outfit cost less than $50, due in part to the shirt being made of two $4 T-shirts.
December 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Quote with your favorite pic of you from 2025
Selfie in the long formal skirt and keyhole-neck shirt I made for a wedding. The entire outfit cost less than $50, due in part to the shirt being made of two $4 T-shirts.
Selfie in the long formal skirt and keyhole-neck shirt I made for a wedding. The entire outfit cost less than $50, due in part to the shirt being made of two $4 T-shirts.
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So particularly if you are new to this and seeing frequent “if you don’t like making [art] don’t be an [artist!]” and thinking “But sometimes I DON’T like it…” and Imposter Syndrome is gathering you close and whispering you’re-nothings in your ear, please push it away.
December 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
So particularly if you are new to this and seeing frequent “if you don’t like making [art] don’t be an [artist!]” and thinking “But sometimes I DON’T like it…” and Imposter Syndrome is gathering you close and whispering you’re-nothings in your ear, please push it away.
My husband's grandma once said "I'm 83! I don't even buy green bananas!"
And honestly, at 51, same
And honestly, at 51, same
December 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
My husband's grandma once said "I'm 83! I don't even buy green bananas!"
And honestly, at 51, same
And honestly, at 51, same
Picking up a hot chick
December 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Picking up a hot chick
In an attempt to stop whatever has been shitting in my flowerbed* I turned it into a Chili Disco (obnoxiously sparkly pinwheels and cayenne pepper powder)
* I acknowledge it is a sad flowerbed and the shitting may be editorial
* I acknowledge it is a sad flowerbed and the shitting may be editorial
December 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
In an attempt to stop whatever has been shitting in my flowerbed* I turned it into a Chili Disco (obnoxiously sparkly pinwheels and cayenne pepper powder)
* I acknowledge it is a sad flowerbed and the shitting may be editorial
* I acknowledge it is a sad flowerbed and the shitting may be editorial
Toad In A Texas. The yolk landed at Houston. Perfect.
December 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Toad In A Texas. The yolk landed at Houston. Perfect.
Husband dancing with a nephew at our wedding 21 years ago
December 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Husband dancing with a nephew at our wedding 21 years ago
Mandatory part of grooming a pet: show the ball of collected hair to (at least) one other person and exclaim "look at all the fur I got off them!"
December 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Mandatory part of grooming a pet: show the ball of collected hair to (at least) one other person and exclaim "look at all the fur I got off them!"
Just popping in to say hello
November 26, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Just popping in to say hello
Happy Idiot
open.spotify.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Why did I come back here
November 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Why did I come back here
Not sure why you dug up a post of mine from a year+ ago to share this video, but:
I don't disagree with the potential; but DIY is not a safe option for almost anybody and legit healthcare hasn't caught on yet.
Also I'm in the US so it isn't an option because it's not making anybody rich.
I don't disagree with the potential; but DIY is not a safe option for almost anybody and legit healthcare hasn't caught on yet.
Also I'm in the US so it isn't an option because it's not making anybody rich.
November 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Not sure why you dug up a post of mine from a year+ ago to share this video, but:
I don't disagree with the potential; but DIY is not a safe option for almost anybody and legit healthcare hasn't caught on yet.
Also I'm in the US so it isn't an option because it's not making anybody rich.
I don't disagree with the potential; but DIY is not a safe option for almost anybody and legit healthcare hasn't caught on yet.
Also I'm in the US so it isn't an option because it's not making anybody rich.
Against all odds, he fits
October 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Against all odds, he fits
One, you lock the target
Two, you bait the line
Three, you slowly spread the net
And four, you catch the man
Two, you bait the line
Three, you slowly spread the net
And four, you catch the man
October 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
One, you lock the target
Two, you bait the line
Three, you slowly spread the net
And four, you catch the man
Two, you bait the line
Three, you slowly spread the net
And four, you catch the man
One, you lock the target
Two, you bait the line
Three, you slowly spread the net
And four, you catch the man
Two, you bait the line
Three, you slowly spread the net
And four, you catch the man
October 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
One, you lock the target
Two, you bait the line
Three, you slowly spread the net
And four, you catch the man
Two, you bait the line
Three, you slowly spread the net
And four, you catch the man
Please tell me *you* have answers, 'cause I got nothing
October 24, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Please tell me *you* have answers, 'cause I got nothing
Almost got T-boned, which sounds easy more fun than it would have been
October 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Almost got T-boned, which sounds easy more fun than it would have been
Unexpected, but cute
October 21, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Unexpected, but cute