Matt Simpson
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ODYSSEUS: wife I am home after 20 years
PENELOPE: oh shit I mean honey you are home how wonderful
ODYSSEUS: who are all these strange men
PENELOPE: well, I'll tell you what they're definitely not, which is a 300 person polycule ruling in your absence
PENELOPE: oh shit I mean honey you are home how wonderful
ODYSSEUS: who are all these strange men
PENELOPE: well, I'll tell you what they're definitely not, which is a 300 person polycule ruling in your absence
December 2, 2025 at 8:28 AM
ODYSSEUS: wife I am home after 20 years
PENELOPE: oh shit I mean honey you are home how wonderful
ODYSSEUS: who are all these strange men
PENELOPE: well, I'll tell you what they're definitely not, which is a 300 person polycule ruling in your absence
PENELOPE: oh shit I mean honey you are home how wonderful
ODYSSEUS: who are all these strange men
PENELOPE: well, I'll tell you what they're definitely not, which is a 300 person polycule ruling in your absence
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The Neverending Story The Ivory Tower
YouTube video by Scherrer_Madness
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Caribou Queen #TOTP
a deer laying down in the snow with its mouth open
ALT: a deer laying down in the snow with its mouth open
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November 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Caribou Queen #TOTP
I wasn't fully paying attention during the link into that Legs & Co number - did he say something about the new England manager, and if so, why? #totp
November 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I wasn't fully paying attention during the link into that Legs & Co number - did he say something about the new England manager, and if so, why? #totp
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And still, there are those who say that Americans can’t do irony.
November 28, 2025 at 7:24 AM
And still, there are those who say that Americans can’t do irony.
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Just happened upon this on one of the satellite channels - never heard of it but lots of lovely aerial sequences with Hawker Hunters and DH Vampires, plus a fine cast & directed by Terence Young
m.imdb.com/title/tt0049...
m.imdb.com/title/tt0049...
High Flight (1957) - Full cast & crew - IMDb
High Flight (1957) - Cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more.
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November 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Just happened upon this on one of the satellite channels - never heard of it but lots of lovely aerial sequences with Hawker Hunters and DH Vampires, plus a fine cast & directed by Terence Young
m.imdb.com/title/tt0049...
m.imdb.com/title/tt0049...
November 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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I'm dead on the inside... but also the outside, so it all works out
November 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I'm dead on the inside... but also the outside, so it all works out
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So much of that performatic toxic masculinity bullshit is just deep insecurities.
Sure bro, whatever you need to tell you to justify not being able to give your wife an orgasm.
Sure bro, whatever you need to tell you to justify not being able to give your wife an orgasm.
November 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
So much of that performatic toxic masculinity bullshit is just deep insecurities.
Sure bro, whatever you need to tell you to justify not being able to give your wife an orgasm.
Sure bro, whatever you need to tell you to justify not being able to give your wife an orgasm.
Bitza Pizza walkers Advert 1986 (OLD Adverts)
YouTube video by 2ombieboy's VHS Vault
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November 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The same evening as this episode of #TOTP, an East German government minister called Günther Schabowski held a boring, routine press conference...
November 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
The same evening as this episode of #TOTP, an East German government minister called Günther Schabowski held a boring, routine press conference...
The same evening, an East German government minister called Günther Schabowski held a boring, routine press conference...
November 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The same evening, an East German government minister called Günther Schabowski held a boring, routine press conference...
You know, I think I'm going to stop following the #totp hashtag of a Friday. It's just so relentlessly "this is shit, that's shit, they're all shit". It's mostly not even enjoyably creative snark, just relentless whinging.
November 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
You know, I think I'm going to stop following the #totp hashtag of a Friday. It's just so relentlessly "this is shit, that's shit, they're all shit". It's mostly not even enjoyably creative snark, just relentless whinging.