Angry Cephalopod
jephalopod.bsky.social
Angry Cephalopod
@jephalopod.bsky.social
Bread and Roses
Friday January 1st 2027. Got it.
— A straight guy
December 13, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Call it the Tribunate for extra ancient legitimacy
December 13, 2025 at 5:55 AM
“Evangelical” isn’t a denomination of christianity — it cuts across several denominations — and it started in the 1970’s. It is a political movement not a religion
December 13, 2025 at 5:43 AM
It’s not a coincidence that the only time I was ever beat up by other kids was at a church. And it’s not a mystery where those kids learned violence. It’s a political movement by and for child abusers
December 13, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Excuse me, at least write D*ck van D*ke
December 13, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I support shutting the internet off
December 13, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Reposted by Angry Cephalopod
I mean, when you put it that way, it doesn't sound so bad.
December 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
If you think daycare is expensive, wait until you hear how much it costs for one parent to quit working
December 13, 2025 at 5:15 AM
It was never on the left; it used to be nonpartisan. Centrists were desperate for examples of the left being irrational so they decided to use it as one of their stock examples (the other one was nuclear power)
December 13, 2025 at 5:13 AM
We’re all making the individually rational choice to invest in index funds and not pay attention to individual stocks. Consequently, nobody is holding the executives accountable at any publicly traded company. Nobody is driving the bus
December 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
In the MBA mind, 10 years is never. They’ll enrich the stockholders and scorn all others. And what stockholder plans to be holding the stock in 10 years?
December 13, 2025 at 5:05 AM
HR will do anything and pay any cost to avoid doing their jobs. Who’s gonna do the paperwork to fire them? HR?
December 13, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Yeah but as annoying as it is when management ignores technical debt, we should acknowledge that the urge to refactor is because writing code is more fun than reading someone else’s. Engineers should not be left to their own devices; a balance must be struck
December 13, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Reposted by Angry Cephalopod
I'm sick of being told by grifters and people who can't code their way out of a wet paper bag that soon LLMs will replace programmers. Repeatedly prodding the plagiarism machine until it spits out something that looks right doesn't produce quality and it doesn't produce results we can trust.
December 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Honestly, there won’t be anything to celebrate. It won’t fix anything, and if you’re someone with a desire for vengeance (or justice or whatever you want to call it), it won’t be enough
December 11, 2025 at 11:17 PM
This is “land on the sun at night” stupid
December 11, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Same here! I was only bad at memorization! When we started doing algebra I was like “wait, this is just the computer programming I’ve been fucking around with, but easier”
December 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Yeah for me Myanmar is the one that doesn’t fit, I guess it’s there because it’s recent and salient. Or maybe because it’s, shall we say, aspirational
December 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I get the sense that one of the fun things about being a racist is precisely the fact that everything’s made up and the points don’t matter
December 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
The forty-eighters are part of American political heritage in a way other European revolutionaries aren’t. Many of the 1848 revolutionaries emigrated to the U.S. and built liberal and socialist politics in the upper Midwest; many of them also went on to fight for the Union.
December 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Look at my media elites dawg
December 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Unless you can literally buy your way out of society your material self-interest is to pull in the direction of socialism, that’s where we are right now
December 10, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Could be just public servants trying to do their jobs in an honest way. They should resign, obviously
December 10, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I do actually like the way the game makes me expect my expectations to be subverted postmodernly
December 10, 2025 at 6:14 AM
When it crossed vacuum I figured it must be psychosis, so staring at the blooming flower will make it go away because the psychologist lady said that helps. Nope. Bashed my head in again
December 10, 2025 at 6:13 AM