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Angry Cephalopod
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· Jan 17
Kamala Harris should have been AG
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I mean, when you put it that way, it doesn't sound so bad.
December 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I mean, when you put it that way, it doesn't sound so bad.
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I'm sick of being told by grifters and people who can't code their way out of a wet paper bag that soon LLMs will replace programmers. Repeatedly prodding the plagiarism machine until it spits out something that looks right doesn't produce quality and it doesn't produce results we can trust.
December 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I'm sick of being told by grifters and people who can't code their way out of a wet paper bag that soon LLMs will replace programmers. Repeatedly prodding the plagiarism machine until it spits out something that looks right doesn't produce quality and it doesn't produce results we can trust.
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They don't want traditional masculine virtues, which is something they give; they want traditional masculine rents, which is something they get.
December 7, 2025 at 2:51 AM
They don't want traditional masculine virtues, which is something they give; they want traditional masculine rents, which is something they get.
November 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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haruspexes will literally read the entrails of a goat the day before battle with the athenians and tell you, "the omens are poor, strategos" 🤣🤣🤣
my brother in zeus, you couldn't have told me this before we marched all this way?💯🗣️🔥
my brother in zeus, you couldn't have told me this before we marched all this way?💯🗣️🔥
November 29, 2025 at 4:23 AM
haruspexes will literally read the entrails of a goat the day before battle with the athenians and tell you, "the omens are poor, strategos" 🤣🤣🤣
my brother in zeus, you couldn't have told me this before we marched all this way?💯🗣️🔥
my brother in zeus, you couldn't have told me this before we marched all this way?💯🗣️🔥
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do you love SLEEP and hate HAVING COLDS ALL THE TIME
then BEING PARENT OF PRESCHOOLER may not be for you
then BEING PARENT OF PRESCHOOLER may not be for you
November 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
do you love SLEEP and hate HAVING COLDS ALL THE TIME
then BEING PARENT OF PRESCHOOLER may not be for you
then BEING PARENT OF PRESCHOOLER may not be for you
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November 9, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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While the American constitution and government were hardly perfect in their initial design, many of the governance issues in the country today have more recent origins than people think.
October 26, 2025 at 10:06 AM
While the American constitution and government were hardly perfect in their initial design, many of the governance issues in the country today have more recent origins than people think.
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The idea that all this stuff is both fixed and obvious strikes me as…not rigorous.
November 7, 2025 at 12:27 PM
The idea that all this stuff is both fixed and obvious strikes me as…not rigorous.
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We print dollars. We are plenty liquid whenever we need to be. This is where his background as a private businessman completely fails him.
Trump on SNAP: "Our country has to remain very liquid because problems, catastrophes, wars -- it could be anything. We have to remain liquid. We can't give everything away."
November 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM
We print dollars. We are plenty liquid whenever we need to be. This is where his background as a private businessman completely fails him.
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The ideal State has invented a kind of WWE kabuki politics that draws the attention of dullards and reactionaries so that sensible college educated professionals can administer social democracy (with just enough inequality to keep us on top)
November 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
The ideal State has invented a kind of WWE kabuki politics that draws the attention of dullards and reactionaries so that sensible college educated professionals can administer social democracy (with just enough inequality to keep us on top)
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what in the goddamn fuck is this supposed to mean
Trump on SNAP: "Our country has to remain very liquid because problems, catastrophes, wars -- it could be anything. We have to remain liquid. We can't give everything away."
November 7, 2025 at 4:07 AM
what in the goddamn fuck is this supposed to mean
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Let's talk about abyssal gigantism:
The tendency of animals found in ocean depths to be substantially LARGER than shallow-water cousins.
This is the giant squid (Architeuthis dux), which can reach 13 m (~40 feet) long from 'head' to tentacle tip.
They can live at depths of 1000+ m.
(📷:NTNU Museum)
The tendency of animals found in ocean depths to be substantially LARGER than shallow-water cousins.
This is the giant squid (Architeuthis dux), which can reach 13 m (~40 feet) long from 'head' to tentacle tip.
They can live at depths of 1000+ m.
(📷:NTNU Museum)
June 9, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Let's talk about abyssal gigantism:
The tendency of animals found in ocean depths to be substantially LARGER than shallow-water cousins.
This is the giant squid (Architeuthis dux), which can reach 13 m (~40 feet) long from 'head' to tentacle tip.
They can live at depths of 1000+ m.
(📷:NTNU Museum)
The tendency of animals found in ocean depths to be substantially LARGER than shallow-water cousins.
This is the giant squid (Architeuthis dux), which can reach 13 m (~40 feet) long from 'head' to tentacle tip.
They can live at depths of 1000+ m.
(📷:NTNU Museum)
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VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
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Right, like the quality of garments has plummeted over the last 50 years but they're a lot cheaper so the paperclips are maximised it's all good.
I also think capital markets have been broken by wealth inequality. Delusions can be sustained a long long time.
I also think capital markets have been broken by wealth inequality. Delusions can be sustained a long long time.
November 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Right, like the quality of garments has plummeted over the last 50 years but they're a lot cheaper so the paperclips are maximised it's all good.
I also think capital markets have been broken by wealth inequality. Delusions can be sustained a long long time.
I also think capital markets have been broken by wealth inequality. Delusions can be sustained a long long time.
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Marcus Aurelius invented cbt, no cognitive behavorial therapy. The other cbt was invented by Emperor Tiberius
October 26, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Marcus Aurelius invented cbt, no cognitive behavorial therapy. The other cbt was invented by Emperor Tiberius
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Almost no matter what we say we'll win in '28 (b/c things will be terrible) & the winner will claim a mandate based on these great things we said.
The question is do we want to say that we won b/c we demonized trans people or championed their rights?
Remember, we're winning either way.
The question is do we want to say that we won b/c we demonized trans people or championed their rights?
Remember, we're winning either way.
October 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Almost no matter what we say we'll win in '28 (b/c things will be terrible) & the winner will claim a mandate based on these great things we said.
The question is do we want to say that we won b/c we demonized trans people or championed their rights?
Remember, we're winning either way.
The question is do we want to say that we won b/c we demonized trans people or championed their rights?
Remember, we're winning either way.
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![1
Nurse:
It’s become a real problem in this area
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Nurse:
We’ve seen the whole community lost to addiction
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Show a building sign posted:
Westminster ‘X’ Addiction Clinic
With various Westminster people or looking at their phones outside it
Nurse:
Ministers, Spads, Researchers…
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Nurse:
Most mornings we’ll get a call about someone acting strangely
[Nurse on phone taking a call]
Ok - we’ll be right over
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Nurse:
We just have a gentle chat
[Nurses approach a minister –Robert Jenrick? - standing in the Palace of Westminster
Minister:
I understand your concerns…
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Nurse:
Are you OK love?
Minister:
Yes I’m just hearing legitimate concerns from real voters
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Nurse:
That’s a robot, a Nazi and a poorly-disguised Russian
[Show that the people he is talking to are precisely these characters]
Nurse 2:
Give us your phone, love
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Nurse:
At the clinic we put them in a Grass-Touching Pod, with a real voter to talk to
[We see them back at the clinic, holding the minister's head and pushing him into a glass isolation booth with a grass floor. And it is a baffled looking woman, on a chair, ready to talk to him.]
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Minister:
YOU MUST BE WORRIED ABOUT THE COMING CIVIL WAR
[woman looks baffled]
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woman:
I just want a bus service
Minister:
LOOK AT MY FLAG
[produces a St George's flag]
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Argentina edition of Libertarian bible
October 11, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Argentina edition of Libertarian bible
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i require more dopamine
August 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM
i require more dopamine
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This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent
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August 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent
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baby sensibilities are too fickle! the newborns are all about black and white dazzle camo, but they grow out of that before they grow out of the baby carrier
there should absolutely be dazzle camo baby gear tho
there should absolutely be dazzle camo baby gear tho
August 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
baby sensibilities are too fickle! the newborns are all about black and white dazzle camo, but they grow out of that before they grow out of the baby carrier
there should absolutely be dazzle camo baby gear tho
there should absolutely be dazzle camo baby gear tho
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This is Barney. Barney is a very good boy.
August 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM
This is Barney. Barney is a very good boy.