Jerden Cooke but in October
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pandangit.com
When you accuse someone of farting in a hot tub, that's called a j'acuzzi.
jerdencooke.bsky.social
I genuinely thought it was the start of the scene where that happened. Thanks!
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sarahkorse.bsky.social
This includes BIRTH CONTROL, by the way. As well as a shitload of mood stabilizers. Do NOT eat "spooky" black foods and snacks. Just don't.
voireylinger.bsky.social
Friends, Spooky season is upon us.

Remember... foods dyed black with charcoal can interfere with medications. Don't eat them if you have an Rx
jerdencooke.bsky.social
(I deleted the reply with the video in because the image starts flashing at the end and I hadn’t realised so couldn’t add a warning)
jerdencooke.bsky.social
We’re hanging in there! Hope you and yours similarly bearing up x
jerdencooke.bsky.social
Hi Bluesky. I'm sure counter examples do exist and I just haven't explored deeply enough but I haven't yet encountered a Petula Clark song that isn't fuckin' amazing. That's all.
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danielnothing.bsky.social
I never saw them live, but my favourite-ever urban myth (which no one else recognises, so maybe it was made up by this one guy at a Greenock house party in 1991) is that Lux Interior's day job was being Big Bird in Sesame Street.
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savrodgers.bsky.social
Genre filmmakers—this one’s for you.

Transgender Film Center and Duplass Brothers Productions are proud to announce the Found Footage Feature Fund. Thank you, @markduplass.bsky.social. ❤️

Applications will open on Oct. 23. Submissions close on Nov. 7 and a grantee will be selected in December.
Transgender Film Center, Duplass Brothers Productions Launch Found Footage Feature Fund for Trans Filmmakers (EXCLUSIVE)
The Transgender Film Center and Mark Duplass announcee a new found footage feature fund, which will provide $25,000 to a micro-budget feature.
variety.com
jerdencooke.bsky.social
I got a cassette years later, still never listened though so I don't know where they put the break.

Can't wait for the high quality double cassette reissue with the piece broken up into four fifteen minute sections
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rocksmore.bsky.social
As a Pink Floyd fanatic, I could easily list tons. But I'll answer with this..

youtu.be/rwtfmpeedpA?...
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alexchurchill.bsky.social
Anyone who’s ever tried to get within 5 feet of a f****** swan and seen their lives flash before their eyes can call this for the complete bollocks it is. He looks like a spitting image puppet brought to life.
lbc.co.uk
LBC @lbc.co.uk · 15d
"They're eating the carp. They're eating the swans."

Nigel Farage doubles down on his bet that immigrants were eating cats and dogs in America.

He now suggests there's a 'similar story' in Britain.
jerdencooke.bsky.social
Where do you find these hard-on machines, and what kind of work do they need?
jerdencooke.bsky.social
"Political correctness gone mad" joke
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underconsolepod.bsky.social
Back before UCP, before podcasts, back when the world was somewhat brighter, I used to do Radio shows. Now I’m doing one again! On Saturday 20th Sept, from 3-6pm BST on irock109.com, I’m sitting back behind the desk and seeing if I can remember what all the buttons do! 😬

-Ash
Ash Versus, Live from London! 20th Sept 3pm-6pm BST.
jerdencooke.bsky.social
For one of the least cinematic concepts one could think of, The Long Walk makes a hell of a film.