Jeremy Hammett
@jeremyhammett.bsky.social
Wannabe novelist, foul mouthed story teller, dad and recovering dirtbag I sometimes write something interesting at: https://in-the-pines.ghost.io
It’s silly but I’ve kinda wanted to get this since I saw it because it perfectly describes my relationship with country music.
November 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
It’s silly but I’ve kinda wanted to get this since I saw it because it perfectly describes my relationship with country music.
If I want to write pulp then I guess it’s time to sit down and read pulp.
Because I gotta get my next project off the ground. I need something to work on.
Because I gotta get my next project off the ground. I need something to work on.
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
If I want to write pulp then I guess it’s time to sit down and read pulp.
Because I gotta get my next project off the ground. I need something to work on.
Because I gotta get my next project off the ground. I need something to work on.
Got an emotional support beer.
November 13, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Got an emotional support beer.
Aright you sickos won. We’re going with dark blue plaid.
But I’m putting on the good boots.
But I’m putting on the good boots.
November 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Aright you sickos won. We’re going with dark blue plaid.
But I’m putting on the good boots.
But I’m putting on the good boots.
Oh
My
God
It’s happening!
My
God
It’s happening!
November 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Oh
My
God
It’s happening!
My
God
It’s happening!
They really are genuinely afraid of alligators up here and it’s kinda cute.
November 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
They really are genuinely afraid of alligators up here and it’s kinda cute.
So question, since I gotta get off my ass and start working.
Should I go fancy redneck or more retro this evening?
Should I go fancy redneck or more retro this evening?
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
So question, since I gotta get off my ass and start working.
Should I go fancy redneck or more retro this evening?
Should I go fancy redneck or more retro this evening?
Bro Massholes are so scared of alligators and the little guys just cold. Pick him up and bring him inside.
November 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Bro Massholes are so scared of alligators and the little guys just cold. Pick him up and bring him inside.
I actually have a good one for this…
November 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I actually have a good one for this…
By request we’ll try one in malt vinegar.
November 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
By request we’ll try one in malt vinegar.
To cut the sweet taste of the last round of bread and butter pickles I broke out an old fish fry trick and soaked one in Louisiana brand hot sauce.
This works great w catfish just cut the salt in your batter.
Let’s see how this goes.
This works great w catfish just cut the salt in your batter.
Let’s see how this goes.
November 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
To cut the sweet taste of the last round of bread and butter pickles I broke out an old fish fry trick and soaked one in Louisiana brand hot sauce.
This works great w catfish just cut the salt in your batter.
Let’s see how this goes.
This works great w catfish just cut the salt in your batter.
Let’s see how this goes.
Inconsistent heat continues to be an issue.
And the tempura batter looks weird.
Dunno about this one folks.
And the tempura batter looks weird.
Dunno about this one folks.
November 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Inconsistent heat continues to be an issue.
And the tempura batter looks weird.
Dunno about this one folks.
And the tempura batter looks weird.
Dunno about this one folks.
Once again we wait for the oil temp to fall because fuck man this stove.
But with the fight oil temps things turn out looking a bit better.
On the left are dill. One in bread crumbs one in panko due to burning the last two.
On the right are two bread and butter done in breadcrumbs.
But with the fight oil temps things turn out looking a bit better.
On the left are dill. One in bread crumbs one in panko due to burning the last two.
On the right are two bread and butter done in breadcrumbs.
November 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Once again we wait for the oil temp to fall because fuck man this stove.
But with the fight oil temps things turn out looking a bit better.
On the left are dill. One in bread crumbs one in panko due to burning the last two.
On the right are two bread and butter done in breadcrumbs.
But with the fight oil temps things turn out looking a bit better.
On the left are dill. One in bread crumbs one in panko due to burning the last two.
On the right are two bread and butter done in breadcrumbs.
Breading held on perfectly. Might’ve turned out good if the fucking oil wasn’t so hot. Now it tastes like burnt bread and dill pickle.
November 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Breading held on perfectly. Might’ve turned out good if the fucking oil wasn’t so hot. Now it tastes like burnt bread and dill pickle.
So the player died after we moved to Massachusetts but I managed to snag my grandfathers 8 tracks and some of these albums are absolute classics.
November 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
So the player died after we moved to Massachusetts but I managed to snag my grandfathers 8 tracks and some of these albums are absolute classics.
Not as much Waylon Jennings as I’d like and only one lonesome old Johnny Cash but I submit these Waylon albums are absolute must have bangers and I know “Live” and “Are You Ready for the Country” were bought when they were first released.
November 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Not as much Waylon Jennings as I’d like and only one lonesome old Johnny Cash but I submit these Waylon albums are absolute must have bangers and I know “Live” and “Are You Ready for the Country” were bought when they were first released.
My Hank Jr is lacking.
Thinking someone “borrowed” some stuff before I got my hands on my dad’s collection.
Thinking someone “borrowed” some stuff before I got my hands on my dad’s collection.
November 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
My Hank Jr is lacking.
Thinking someone “borrowed” some stuff before I got my hands on my dad’s collection.
Thinking someone “borrowed” some stuff before I got my hands on my dad’s collection.
I do, however, have a huge amount of Kris Kristofferson originals.
November 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I do, however, have a huge amount of Kris Kristofferson originals.
@ywfyf.com shamed me into it and it’s the first day cool enough to warrant flannel so here’s a little “treat” before I duck out for trick or treating.
My downstairs bathroom is in desperate need of a renovation.
My downstairs bathroom is in desperate need of a renovation.
October 31, 2025 at 9:40 PM
@ywfyf.com shamed me into it and it’s the first day cool enough to warrant flannel so here’s a little “treat” before I duck out for trick or treating.
My downstairs bathroom is in desperate need of a renovation.
My downstairs bathroom is in desperate need of a renovation.
Just realized I’m sitting in this crowded Massachusetts waiting area wearing cowboy boots, Wrangler jeans, a pearl snap and a camo ballcap working on a laptop covered in anti-fascist stickers, duck stamps, and Texas beer ads.
October 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Just realized I’m sitting in this crowded Massachusetts waiting area wearing cowboy boots, Wrangler jeans, a pearl snap and a camo ballcap working on a laptop covered in anti-fascist stickers, duck stamps, and Texas beer ads.
So I never got to meet Cross Canadian Ragweed. But I got a late night voicemail once from Cody Canada and I do have proof still hanging on my basement wall.
October 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
So I never got to meet Cross Canadian Ragweed. But I got a late night voicemail once from Cody Canada and I do have proof still hanging on my basement wall.
I wore that “Got Weed” t-shirt a lot in 2003 and didn’t smoke weed until 2020.
October 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I wore that “Got Weed” t-shirt a lot in 2003 and didn’t smoke weed until 2020.
Got a Kaitlin Butts concert tee that says “Sad Yee Haw Vibes” because of course I did and it had this little guy on the back. I think he needs a home on my right wrist.
October 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Got a Kaitlin Butts concert tee that says “Sad Yee Haw Vibes” because of course I did and it had this little guy on the back. I think he needs a home on my right wrist.
But I mean if you gonna throw a challenge out there…
October 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
But I mean if you gonna throw a challenge out there…