Jeremy Hammett
@jeremyhammett.bsky.social
Wannabe novelist, foul mouthed story teller, dad and recovering dirtbag I sometimes write something interesting at: https://in-the-pines.ghost.io
Yea I feel like he’s one of the good ones.
Tom Hanks too.
Tom Hanks too.
November 18, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Yea I feel like he’s one of the good ones.
Tom Hanks too.
Tom Hanks too.
I don’t envy you reading that shit out loud. Good lord I cannot believe those two get paid money to write words.
November 18, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I don’t envy you reading that shit out loud. Good lord I cannot believe those two get paid money to write words.
We initially bonded over our pettiness and fucking love to gossip.
November 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM
We initially bonded over our pettiness and fucking love to gossip.
It’s rare I get to deliver the good drama.
November 18, 2025 at 3:54 AM
It’s rare I get to deliver the good drama.
Folks don’t believe me but it doesn’t stop.
November 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Folks don’t believe me but it doesn’t stop.
Words are just a compulsion. Second drafts and letting people read is all that’s new.
November 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Words are just a compulsion. Second drafts and letting people read is all that’s new.
Who the fuck am I kidding. When this depressive episode finally passes I’ll churn out 9k words every fucking one of them better than what these two chuckle fucks have been paid millions to shit onto the page.
November 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Who the fuck am I kidding. When this depressive episode finally passes I’ll churn out 9k words every fucking one of them better than what these two chuckle fucks have been paid millions to shit onto the page.
Yea Brockton is too.
Fall River and New Bedford as well. All the cities the not at all racist Massholes tell you to avoid are A: pretty divers and B: have much better food and vibes.
Fall River and New Bedford as well. All the cities the not at all racist Massholes tell you to avoid are A: pretty divers and B: have much better food and vibes.
November 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Yea Brockton is too.
Fall River and New Bedford as well. All the cities the not at all racist Massholes tell you to avoid are A: pretty divers and B: have much better food and vibes.
Fall River and New Bedford as well. All the cities the not at all racist Massholes tell you to avoid are A: pretty divers and B: have much better food and vibes.
I’m not following you.
I’ve lived in SE Massachusetts for almost a decade now
I think all the cops here are overpaid underworked punks. Haven’t met one yet I liked. Don’t trust them any further than I can throw them and the way they interact with citizens would’ve got them fired from my rural dept
I’ve lived in SE Massachusetts for almost a decade now
I think all the cops here are overpaid underworked punks. Haven’t met one yet I liked. Don’t trust them any further than I can throw them and the way they interact with citizens would’ve got them fired from my rural dept
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I’m not following you.
I’ve lived in SE Massachusetts for almost a decade now
I think all the cops here are overpaid underworked punks. Haven’t met one yet I liked. Don’t trust them any further than I can throw them and the way they interact with citizens would’ve got them fired from my rural dept
I’ve lived in SE Massachusetts for almost a decade now
I think all the cops here are overpaid underworked punks. Haven’t met one yet I liked. Don’t trust them any further than I can throw them and the way they interact with citizens would’ve got them fired from my rural dept
Brockton, ironically, is only 60% white. Which explains why everyone’s afraid to go there and why our real estate agent steered us away from properties in the area.
November 18, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Brockton, ironically, is only 60% white. Which explains why everyone’s afraid to go there and why our real estate agent steered us away from properties in the area.
I was a cop in Louisiana and Texas and holy shit these guys are fucking WILDLY unprofessional. They also swagger a lot for dudes who police towns with lower crime rates than some apartment complexes in my old beat.
November 18, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I was a cop in Louisiana and Texas and holy shit these guys are fucking WILDLY unprofessional. They also swagger a lot for dudes who police towns with lower crime rates than some apartment complexes in my old beat.
I think I’d hang out with Chris Pine. I think he’d be fun. Dunno if I can keep up anymore though.
November 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I think I’d hang out with Chris Pine. I think he’d be fun. Dunno if I can keep up anymore though.
Costner gets stuck in the “thinks he’s a real blue collar cowboy” bin with the rest of the Sheridanverse
November 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Costner gets stuck in the “thinks he’s a real blue collar cowboy” bin with the rest of the Sheridanverse
I like Vermont but a lot of those gun hippies have less than welcoming vibes. I’d probably fit in good up there (derogatory)
November 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I like Vermont but a lot of those gun hippies have less than welcoming vibes. I’d probably fit in good up there (derogatory)
Not a lot of people could be bad surrounded by that cast.
November 18, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Not a lot of people could be bad surrounded by that cast.
Oh he’ll tell you quick he’s basically a devil dog.
November 18, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Oh he’ll tell you quick he’s basically a devil dog.
Of course he does.
No hate on Rudy. He is a very specific type of guy and every unit has one. He just managed to make it pay.
No hate on Rudy. He is a very specific type of guy and every unit has one. He just managed to make it pay.
November 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Of course he does.
No hate on Rudy. He is a very specific type of guy and every unit has one. He just managed to make it pay.
No hate on Rudy. He is a very specific type of guy and every unit has one. He just managed to make it pay.
There are more confederate flags flying within 5 miles of my Massachusetts home than within 5 miles of my mamas Louisiana home.
And far more Trump merch.
And two New England for Trump stores with enough foot traffic to pay a Massachusetts lease.
And far more Trump merch.
And two New England for Trump stores with enough foot traffic to pay a Massachusetts lease.
November 18, 2025 at 1:12 AM
There are more confederate flags flying within 5 miles of my Massachusetts home than within 5 miles of my mamas Louisiana home.
And far more Trump merch.
And two New England for Trump stores with enough foot traffic to pay a Massachusetts lease.
And far more Trump merch.
And two New England for Trump stores with enough foot traffic to pay a Massachusetts lease.
No no.
I’ve been assured such places do not exist in New England. There is no racism or hate crimes here.
I’ve been assured such places do not exist in New England. There is no racism or hate crimes here.
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
No no.
I’ve been assured such places do not exist in New England. There is no racism or hate crimes here.
I’ve been assured such places do not exist in New England. There is no racism or hate crimes here.
I submit that any jurisdiction with a white population over 90% is prima facia racist. Like you can’t keep those numbers that high without some kind of fuckery. I’ve very literally seen Neo-Nazi groups with more diversity than some of these towns.
November 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I submit that any jurisdiction with a white population over 90% is prima facia racist. Like you can’t keep those numbers that high without some kind of fuckery. I’ve very literally seen Neo-Nazi groups with more diversity than some of these towns.