Jeremy
@jeremyharrison.bsky.social
Criminally over-followed writer.
It's 2026 where I am, and to anyone still in the past: things aren't any better
December 31, 2025 at 10:21 PM
It's 2026 where I am, and to anyone still in the past: things aren't any better
Celebrating new years eve by battling a huge (and I mean HUGE) roach. There was a casualty (my broom) and the suspect escaped custody, whereabouts unknown
December 31, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Celebrating new years eve by battling a huge (and I mean HUGE) roach. There was a casualty (my broom) and the suspect escaped custody, whereabouts unknown
My new year's resolution is that I'll try not to put black widow spiders in the coffee cups of strangers anymore. I give myself 5 days before I break the resolution
December 30, 2025 at 10:45 PM
My new year's resolution is that I'll try not to put black widow spiders in the coffee cups of strangers anymore. I give myself 5 days before I break the resolution
Superhero movies are too WOKE if you ask me. These characters use their superpowers to fight crime instead of using them to invest in crypto more efficiently, give me a break
December 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Superhero movies are too WOKE if you ask me. These characters use their superpowers to fight crime instead of using them to invest in crypto more efficiently, give me a break
I made a gotdang Christmas cake. I'll report back tomorrow on any fatalities it causes. Happy Christmas one and all!
December 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I made a gotdang Christmas cake. I'll report back tomorrow on any fatalities it causes. Happy Christmas one and all!
In french, you'd say "le labubu". What an age we live in
December 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
In french, you'd say "le labubu". What an age we live in
I have a novel idea for a sitcom, ready? Two people who are VERY different somehow find themselves living together. An odd couple, if you will
December 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I have a novel idea for a sitcom, ready? Two people who are VERY different somehow find themselves living together. An odd couple, if you will
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Maybe I don't want to up n' at 'em. Maybe I just want to down n' quite far away from 'em.
December 20, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Maybe I don't want to up n' at 'em. Maybe I just want to down n' quite far away from 'em.
"Beware of the flask seal"
Frankly, I'd prefer there to be no dangerous beasts in my drinking apparatus but maybe I'm asking too much
Frankly, I'd prefer there to be no dangerous beasts in my drinking apparatus but maybe I'm asking too much
December 20, 2025 at 12:33 PM
"Beware of the flask seal"
Frankly, I'd prefer there to be no dangerous beasts in my drinking apparatus but maybe I'm asking too much
Frankly, I'd prefer there to be no dangerous beasts in my drinking apparatus but maybe I'm asking too much
I've landed a job where a big part of it involves playing video games to capture screenshots and such and bam, just like that... Playing games seems like a chore. Human brains are amazing
December 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I've landed a job where a big part of it involves playing video games to capture screenshots and such and bam, just like that... Playing games seems like a chore. Human brains are amazing
I'm at a hospital and I saw, and you won't believe this, a door reading Dr. Pickles
December 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I'm at a hospital and I saw, and you won't believe this, a door reading Dr. Pickles
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Why are my posts so expensive?
1) maintaining a studio for draping (flou) & a studio for tailoring (tailleur)
2) all emeralds ethically sourced
3) trips to the Bodleian
4) hand-stitching on bias cut point d’esprit
5) the exorbitant cost of eel
6) knife skills/braising
Hope that helps.
1) maintaining a studio for draping (flou) & a studio for tailoring (tailleur)
2) all emeralds ethically sourced
3) trips to the Bodleian
4) hand-stitching on bias cut point d’esprit
5) the exorbitant cost of eel
6) knife skills/braising
Hope that helps.
November 17, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Why are my posts so expensive?
1) maintaining a studio for draping (flou) & a studio for tailoring (tailleur)
2) all emeralds ethically sourced
3) trips to the Bodleian
4) hand-stitching on bias cut point d’esprit
5) the exorbitant cost of eel
6) knife skills/braising
Hope that helps.
1) maintaining a studio for draping (flou) & a studio for tailoring (tailleur)
2) all emeralds ethically sourced
3) trips to the Bodleian
4) hand-stitching on bias cut point d’esprit
5) the exorbitant cost of eel
6) knife skills/braising
Hope that helps.
I'm not one to toot my own horn, which is why I was booted from the orchestra
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I'm not one to toot my own horn, which is why I was booted from the orchestra
As a kid, I wished I could be Spider-Man. I'm finally living out that dream on account of the fact that I may not make rent by the end of the month
November 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
As a kid, I wished I could be Spider-Man. I'm finally living out that dream on account of the fact that I may not make rent by the end of the month
When people say "we all wear masks" they usually mean it metaphorically but not me. I'm wearing my Batman mask to this business merger
September 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
When people say "we all wear masks" they usually mean it metaphorically but not me. I'm wearing my Batman mask to this business merger
If you ask me, movies are getting too WOKE. I mean, a talking pig in the big city? Give me a break
August 31, 2025 at 10:56 PM
If you ask me, movies are getting too WOKE. I mean, a talking pig in the big city? Give me a break
Make a strong impression on anyone named Megan by pronouncing their name so it rhymes with "vegan"
August 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Make a strong impression on anyone named Megan by pronouncing their name so it rhymes with "vegan"
Reposted by Jeremy
I’m an empath (get really sad when all the heist guys kill each other at the beginning of The Dark Knight)
August 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I’m an empath (get really sad when all the heist guys kill each other at the beginning of The Dark Knight)
I'll pluck a flower for every regret and leave this field barren and grey in my wake
August 17, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I'll pluck a flower for every regret and leave this field barren and grey in my wake
I was the only critic brave enough to give an honest review of my 2 year old nephew's "drawing" of a "lion" and like many of the great critics, I'm being persecuted
July 26, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I was the only critic brave enough to give an honest review of my 2 year old nephew's "drawing" of a "lion" and like many of the great critics, I'm being persecuted
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progress is like two steps forward, three steps back, one step forward, 397 steps back, four steps forward, 526 steps back,
July 20, 2025 at 5:07 AM
progress is like two steps forward, three steps back, one step forward, 397 steps back, four steps forward, 526 steps back,
I hope I never hate anything as much as old timey animators hated cats
July 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I hope I never hate anything as much as old timey animators hated cats
The Wicker Man is the worst superhero ever
July 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The Wicker Man is the worst superhero ever
I coulda really been somebody if only it weren't for my general vibe
July 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I coulda really been somebody if only it weren't for my general vibe
