Shucks Coomer
@jeremymasters.bsky.social
A fancy little lad. Just a jaunty, frolicky sillyboy. If you're fighting with me on the internet, you should reexamine your life choices, cause I'm just a precious lil guy.
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sending up the @wyattprivilege.bsky.social bat signal
September 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
sending up the @wyattprivilege.bsky.social bat signal
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Trump is Dong Zhuo, Elon is Lü Bu, but instead of cutting him down in the town square as the imperial court cheers him on, he keeps secretly adding one extra fry to his McDonalds orders.
February 12, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Trump is Dong Zhuo, Elon is Lü Bu, but instead of cutting him down in the town square as the imperial court cheers him on, he keeps secretly adding one extra fry to his McDonalds orders.
Judge me by my enemies (who delete their posts)
It's interesting to see libs pretending they've always cared about trans rights while finding time to point out that their top priority is calling them snowflakes while executive orders outlaw their healthcare and ban them from leaving the country.
February 4, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Judge me by my enemies (who delete their posts)
It's interesting to see libs pretending they've always cared about trans rights while finding time to point out that their top priority is calling them snowflakes while executive orders outlaw their healthcare and ban them from leaving the country.
February 2, 2025 at 2:54 PM
It's interesting to see libs pretending they've always cared about trans rights while finding time to point out that their top priority is calling them snowflakes while executive orders outlaw their healthcare and ban them from leaving the country.
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Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found
January 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found
Can we pretend the Iranian drones in the night sky are shooting stars . . .
December 17, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Can we pretend the Iranian drones in the night sky are shooting stars . . .
90s Democrats really are just Republicans who watch Drag Race.
December 3, 2024 at 10:27 PM
90s Democrats really are just Republicans who watch Drag Race.
Having secret gay sex with nazis is bad, actually.
December 3, 2024 at 1:49 AM
Having secret gay sex with nazis is bad, actually.
Some more ideas for terrible shows HBO could waste way too much money making based on movies awaiting sequels:
An Alien show documenting the Weyland-Yutani merger
Spiderverse, but in a universe where Miles faces anti-white racism
The Subtance, but it's just estrogen
The Holdovers but gay?
An Alien show documenting the Weyland-Yutani merger
Spiderverse, but in a universe where Miles faces anti-white racism
The Subtance, but it's just estrogen
The Holdovers but gay?
November 25, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Some more ideas for terrible shows HBO could waste way too much money making based on movies awaiting sequels:
An Alien show documenting the Weyland-Yutani merger
Spiderverse, but in a universe where Miles faces anti-white racism
The Subtance, but it's just estrogen
The Holdovers but gay?
An Alien show documenting the Weyland-Yutani merger
Spiderverse, but in a universe where Miles faces anti-white racism
The Subtance, but it's just estrogen
The Holdovers but gay?
Came up with a banger:
Flip
Burger patties and
Seal
All the flavor in-
Side with the back of my
SPATULAAAA
@weirdalyankovic.bsky.social
My phone number is 285-727-6001, please call me
Flip
Burger patties and
Seal
All the flavor in-
Side with the back of my
SPATULAAAA
@weirdalyankovic.bsky.social
My phone number is 285-727-6001, please call me
November 23, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Came up with a banger:
Flip
Burger patties and
Seal
All the flavor in-
Side with the back of my
SPATULAAAA
@weirdalyankovic.bsky.social
My phone number is 285-727-6001, please call me
Flip
Burger patties and
Seal
All the flavor in-
Side with the back of my
SPATULAAAA
@weirdalyankovic.bsky.social
My phone number is 285-727-6001, please call me
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for a diabetic, insulin production is like lost media
November 20, 2024 at 12:02 PM
for a diabetic, insulin production is like lost media
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Nancy Mace, loudly snorting her third line of coke off of a congressional toilet seat: I sure am glad there are no penises in this room. I'm very normal.
November 19, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Nancy Mace, loudly snorting her third line of coke off of a congressional toilet seat: I sure am glad there are no penises in this room. I'm very normal.
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ME:
"I look good!"
MIRROR:
"You look good!"
OTHER PEOPLE:
"You look good!"
WINDOW REFLECTION:
"You look good!"
FORWARD-FACING PHONE CAMERA:
"What's up, you trollish bag of fuck?"
ME:
"I look good!"
MIRROR:
"You look good!"
OTHER PEOPLE:
"You look good!"
WINDOW REFLECTION:
"You look good!"
FORWARD-FACING PHONE CAMERA:
"What's up, you trollish bag of fuck?"
November 18, 2024 at 10:58 AM
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ME:
"I look good!"
MIRROR:
"You look good!"
OTHER PEOPLE:
"You look good!"
WINDOW REFLECTION:
"You look good!"
FORWARD-FACING PHONE CAMERA:
"What's up, you trollish bag of fuck?"
ME:
"I look good!"
MIRROR:
"You look good!"
OTHER PEOPLE:
"You look good!"
WINDOW REFLECTION:
"You look good!"
FORWARD-FACING PHONE CAMERA:
"What's up, you trollish bag of fuck?"
Sure, it's depressing to see Senate Dems and DOJ officials announce a new investigation into Trump and his cabinet picks they'll have to drop every day, but isn't it weird that they ALL took 4 entire years to get to the point where they were almost ready to do something and then did nothing?
November 17, 2024 at 4:33 AM
Sure, it's depressing to see Senate Dems and DOJ officials announce a new investigation into Trump and his cabinet picks they'll have to drop every day, but isn't it weird that they ALL took 4 entire years to get to the point where they were almost ready to do something and then did nothing?
Now that I'm on Bluesky, I'm gonna try to actually post things, rather than just being a reply-guy. I'm gonna fail, but I'm still gonna try.
November 15, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Now that I'm on Bluesky, I'm gonna try to actually post things, rather than just being a reply-guy. I'm gonna fail, but I'm still gonna try.