I’m not taking this bait.

I mean obviously, you are beautiful.

they are rocks that we tricked into thinking, expectations should be kept in check

but could they be good?

You are always muscle goals to me.

You’re always mega hot, and it’s the same here as well. 😍

carrie, when I saw that link to my Celeste piece on your Twitch page, that filled me with so much pride just because I accomplished something with one of the most amazing human beings I've ever known. That feeling will never leave me. You do, in fact, make my life immeasurably better. ❤️

SAME

GodDAMN that’s an ass. 🥵

I like seeing you on my timeline. Take care of you. ❤️

You’re right, but devil’s advocate: Biscoff cookies punch above their weight class.

I can do more if you like.

I’ve been trawling through comments (I know, ew) and shockingly, I’m finding very very few sourpuss responses. Dude is just that good at this.