Jerkface (Jerktweets)
@jerkface.bsky.social
Born of a lowly hat farmer, I wander the internet in search of my destiny.
I think the packages for either if traded would be a lot closer than you think and not clear cut this one is better, but I also don't think they will trade Skubal this offseason
December 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I think the packages for either if traded would be a lot closer than you think and not clear cut this one is better, but I also don't think they will trade Skubal this offseason
Peralta makes 8 million, skubal makes 20 million. That alone adds more teams into the mix which raises prices in a bidding war. They both pitched to a 2 era and high era+ last year. Skubal is better but that doesn't mean the trade package is by default better. Cheap cost controlled is a big plus
December 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Peralta makes 8 million, skubal makes 20 million. That alone adds more teams into the mix which raises prices in a bidding war. They both pitched to a 2 era and high era+ last year. Skubal is better but that doesn't mean the trade package is by default better. Cheap cost controlled is a big plus
Skubal has 1 year left before FA
December 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Skubal has 1 year left before FA
Looks like where some ominous shit would scroll at the beginning of an 80's sci fi movie
10 robotculants detected in New New York City
Dispatching Coputrons...
10 robotculants detected in New New York City
Dispatching Coputrons...
December 14, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Looks like where some ominous shit would scroll at the beginning of an 80's sci fi movie
10 robotculants detected in New New York City
Dispatching Coputrons...
10 robotculants detected in New New York City
Dispatching Coputrons...
I need someone to generate Yoda doing the Voodoo Ranger good to drive I am tweet ASAP
December 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I need someone to generate Yoda doing the Voodoo Ranger good to drive I am tweet ASAP
Yea he is not great defensively but you're signing Pete Alonso to mash and in the Mets specific scenario where you want to DH Soto why would Pete block that. If he is hitting enough you leave him at 1B and if he isn't hitting enough why move him to DH. I think its flawed reasoning.
December 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Yea he is not great defensively but you're signing Pete Alonso to mash and in the Mets specific scenario where you want to DH Soto why would Pete block that. If he is hitting enough you leave him at 1B and if he isn't hitting enough why move him to DH. I think its flawed reasoning.
Alonso is already a 1st baseman, why can't he just play 1st base for 5 years?
December 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Alonso is already a 1st baseman, why can't he just play 1st base for 5 years?
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<[email protected]>: "we need to economy. talk to lisa yet? on a plane"
<[email protected]> "saw the news story... on, cnn. glad for your thoughts... on war"
<[email protected]> "my advise is to be STRONG , and too win--- at lawsuits"
<[email protected]> "you arre all my friends"
<[email protected]> "saw the news story... on, cnn. glad for your thoughts... on war"
<[email protected]> "my advise is to be STRONG , and too win--- at lawsuits"
<[email protected]> "you arre all my friends"
November 12, 2025 at 5:12 PM
<[email protected]>: "we need to economy. talk to lisa yet? on a plane"
<[email protected]> "saw the news story... on, cnn. glad for your thoughts... on war"
<[email protected]> "my advise is to be STRONG , and too win--- at lawsuits"
<[email protected]> "you arre all my friends"
<[email protected]> "saw the news story... on, cnn. glad for your thoughts... on war"
<[email protected]> "my advise is to be STRONG , and too win--- at lawsuits"
<[email protected]> "you arre all my friends"
This could be a good YouTube series for little Joel. Flop or slay...
November 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
This could be a good YouTube series for little Joel. Flop or slay...
the arcade game?
October 30, 2025 at 8:04 AM
the arcade game?
Organ Players love to hear themselves play, this is a fun time for them...
October 28, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Organ Players love to hear themselves play, this is a fun time for them...
trump take holiday 😭
October 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
trump take holiday 😭
Also this quote tweet is wrong, many of us did not just learn what this tattoo meant 2 hours ago, we learned that this guy HAD ONE 2 hours ago. Big difference.
October 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Also this quote tweet is wrong, many of us did not just learn what this tattoo meant 2 hours ago, we learned that this guy HAD ONE 2 hours ago. Big difference.
need to root for the dodgers to win so Hal and Cashman can see that their "its a crapshoot lol" philosophy isn't correct. Need to have their noses rubbed in another franchise operating the way they should be operating.
October 20, 2025 at 10:57 PM
need to root for the dodgers to win so Hal and Cashman can see that their "its a crapshoot lol" philosophy isn't correct. Need to have their noses rubbed in another franchise operating the way they should be operating.
blessed are the poor we should turn them into servitors
October 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
blessed are the poor we should turn them into servitors
Yankees run this game plan but like the Freemium version.
October 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Yankees run this game plan but like the Freemium version.
And Crowe, and Dietrich, they weren't the household names but they were there, and they were fighting aliens (some more effectively than others). And Spunkmeyer too.
October 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
And Crowe, and Dietrich, they weren't the household names but they were there, and they were fighting aliens (some more effectively than others). And Spunkmeyer too.
it'd honestly be sick to login for work and get to do Crazy Taxi but you're a little pizza robot delivering pizzas to hungry people, wiggling your little joystick and drifting around pedestrians
October 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
it'd honestly be sick to login for work and get to do Crazy Taxi but you're a little pizza robot delivering pizzas to hungry people, wiggling your little joystick and drifting around pedestrians
The new chimichurri is fire, and I agree with you. Olive Garden is Olive Garden has a distinct flavor profile all its own, and sometimes I want that and not real restaurant quality italian!! Chipotle is the same way, and it HITS by God
October 7, 2025 at 1:59 AM
The new chimichurri is fire, and I agree with you. Olive Garden is Olive Garden has a distinct flavor profile all its own, and sometimes I want that and not real restaurant quality italian!! Chipotle is the same way, and it HITS by God