I wonder how many new ICE recruits put their signing bonus in a high yield savings account, and how many immediately bought Dodge Chargers.

I really wish we could stop using "disappear" as a verb.

5 yrs ago next Tuesday, an American president who lost an election but refused to accept the loss incited a violent attempt to overthrow the election.

Instead of being treated like a pariah, that president was actually voted back into the White House, a much bigger condemnation of us than him.

What rolls in after Trump, if we're dumb enough to let it, is downright terrifying.

He has for sure switched from bronzer to shoe polish.

You don't even have to read news anymore, you can just watch the dow to see when he backs down and when he says something stupid.

Reminder: as the Dow is tanking faster than 2008, and four dead servicemen arrive at Dover, Trump is golfing: with the saudis

Fox News seems to think the world cares about The View a lot more than it probably does.

It’s still hard to believe the simple fact that this is all self-imposed. Everything that’s happening right now wasn’t the result of some foreign adversary destroying the country. We did this all to ourselves by electing the dumbest motherfucker to ever rule a nation.

There's no way he's not tanking the market on purpose. No way.

Sure doesn't look like we're hating Canada as much as he needs us to.

Your wallet shrinks, your 401(k) tanks, but Trump's first thought is to help Elon.

He said he was going to bring prices down, and he did! Stock prices are already back down to last summer levels!

What a revolting human.

Being able to Google our first lady's bare fake jugs is just a goddamn American privilege. Can I get an amen, evangelists??

For the sake of honesty, I hope the progressives who just couldn't vote D because of Israel will at least invest in Trump's Gaza Riviera development. You helped cause it, own it.

Never forget, this is all Rush Limbaugh's fault. He deserves to spend his days in hell getting plowed by a rhino.