Jerry Scott
@jerryscott.bsky.social
Have you ever seen a commie drink a glass of water?
“Destructio aulae Ballatoriae Trumpianea” was celebrated annually until earth’s incineration by supernova in 5,000,002,025 CE. Farcical variants of the building were built of straw and animal dung, then ritually demolished while mannequins of Trump officials were thrown from windows and cliffs.
December 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
“Destructio aulae Ballatoriae Trumpianea” was celebrated annually until earth’s incineration by supernova in 5,000,002,025 CE. Farcical variants of the building were built of straw and animal dung, then ritually demolished while mannequins of Trump officials were thrown from windows and cliffs.
Bessent’s photo illustrates the encyclopedia entry for “shit-eating grin.”
December 12, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Bessent’s photo illustrates the encyclopedia entry for “shit-eating grin.”
Don’t forget the sauerkraut balls.
December 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Don’t forget the sauerkraut balls.
Ohio is beautiful in January. At least, that’s what the survivors say.
December 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Ohio is beautiful in January. At least, that’s what the survivors say.
“Destructio aulae Ballatoriae Trumpianea” was celebrated annually until earth’s incineration by supernova in 5,000,002,025 CE. Farcical variants of the building were built of straw and animal dung, then ritually demolished while mannequins of Trump officials were thrown from windows and cliffs.
December 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
“Destructio aulae Ballatoriae Trumpianea” was celebrated annually until earth’s incineration by supernova in 5,000,002,025 CE. Farcical variants of the building were built of straw and animal dung, then ritually demolished while mannequins of Trump officials were thrown from windows and cliffs.
Looks count. I knew women who wondered how Slobodan Milošević could be a war criminal with that “beautiful head of hair.”
December 11, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Looks count. I knew women who wondered how Slobodan Milošević could be a war criminal with that “beautiful head of hair.”
From counting crows to counting sheep.
December 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
From counting crows to counting sheep.
Roll over, DuMont, you got company.
December 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Roll over, DuMont, you got company.
Sufferin’ succotash!
December 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Sufferin’ succotash!
May I add “insufferable”? Cause he’s not the kind of douchebag I’d want anyone to suffer.
December 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
May I add “insufferable”? Cause he’s not the kind of douchebag I’d want anyone to suffer.
Tech is a submissive institution only interested in tornado safety and pleasing its energy industry overlords.
December 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Tech is a submissive institution only interested in tornado safety and pleasing its energy industry overlords.
Check out that nose. Pull your head outta the bottle, drunk Republicans.
December 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Check out that nose. Pull your head outta the bottle, drunk Republicans.
Natural flow-thru ventilation guarantees big💰savings year-round!
November 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Natural flow-thru ventilation guarantees big💰savings year-round!
Hallelujah! My prayers to Adrienne Barbeau weren’t in vain.
November 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Hallelujah! My prayers to Adrienne Barbeau weren’t in vain.
If you’re allowing TV movies, Gargoyles was a lot of fun.
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
If you’re allowing TV movies, Gargoyles was a lot of fun.
“Who’s gonna take away his license to kill?”
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
“Who’s gonna take away his license to kill?”
And it introduced us to the Al Lewis/Fred Gwynne onscreen chemistry.
November 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
And it introduced us to the Al Lewis/Fred Gwynne onscreen chemistry.
AI should write our new national anthem, cause that “Land of the free and home of the brave” stuff ain’t cuttin’ it no more.
November 20, 2025 at 3:47 PM
AI should write our new national anthem, cause that “Land of the free and home of the brave” stuff ain’t cuttin’ it no more.
Like mom, I’ll be there in spirit.
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Like mom, I’ll be there in spirit.
That’s Secretary Snagglepuss to you, buddy!
November 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
That’s Secretary Snagglepuss to you, buddy!
Bathroom or a mausoleum?
October 31, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Bathroom or a mausoleum?
Tell ‘em you’re the neighborhood masher and yell “Hey good lookin', we'll be back to pick you up later!"
October 31, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Tell ‘em you’re the neighborhood masher and yell “Hey good lookin', we'll be back to pick you up later!"
Sacrificing us all in a vain attempt to satisfy Donny’s only little friend, Mr. 🍄.
October 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Sacrificing us all in a vain attempt to satisfy Donny’s only little friend, Mr. 🍄.