🍂 Legally-Distinct Squig
@jess.squi.gg
Dharug Mawuguran 👁️ Bassweight Obsessive 👁️ Bulwark Of The Strange 👁️ Ace butch
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Got my acc nuked because I followed too many people, I guess. Lets try again.
My Uber driver is slamming the accelerator like it's the pokies and he's got debts to pay, whipping the Toyota Hellchariot through the streets of Footscray with a death wish
February 17, 2026 at 12:22 AM
My Uber driver is slamming the accelerator like it's the pokies and he's got debts to pay, whipping the Toyota Hellchariot through the streets of Footscray with a death wish
Naaah the devs forgot to check for clipping 🥀
February 16, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Naaah the devs forgot to check for clipping 🥀
Really like this graffiti I saw the other day
February 16, 2026 at 9:09 AM
Really like this graffiti I saw the other day
If these wax wings were meltable, then why did the vinyl that I bought 18 months ago, which got lost in the mail, finally arrive today? I told you, I'm never going to lose. The mailman is Daedalus, and I've just bolted a Temu turbo to his van. I'm racing for pink slips. Fuck with me. Fuck with me!!
Got new earrings in the mail. They arrived bent and wouldn't latch closed, so I got a refund from the seller and bent them back into shape myself. I feel like Icarus in a clapped-out Honda Civic. Laptop from the flea market. I bought my NOS tank from the tobacconist. I'm never going to lose.
February 16, 2026 at 12:18 AM
If these wax wings were meltable, then why did the vinyl that I bought 18 months ago, which got lost in the mail, finally arrive today? I told you, I'm never going to lose. The mailman is Daedalus, and I've just bolted a Temu turbo to his van. I'm racing for pink slips. Fuck with me. Fuck with me!!
That's just what chasers call it
February 15, 2026 at 8:40 AM
That's just what chasers call it
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moving out at the end of the month!! this is gonna a big but worth it change in my life so any help is greatly appreciated <3 ko-fi.com/lillywhodill...
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February 14, 2026 at 9:21 AM
moving out at the end of the month!! this is gonna a big but worth it change in my life so any help is greatly appreciated <3 ko-fi.com/lillywhodill...
Have fun trying to spend my money bro I already spent it all on a new power bank and meds lmfaooooo. Might need to borrow that lip balm off you tho
I hope the guy who found my bag containing my meds, my power bank, my ID+bank card, and my brand new tube of lip balm is going through life better medicated, more moisturised, and with an more charged phone than me. He clearly deserves it
February 14, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Have fun trying to spend my money bro I already spent it all on a new power bank and meds lmfaooooo. Might need to borrow that lip balm off you tho
ADHD rules because it means I'm not allowed to have nice possessions for very long 👍
February 14, 2026 at 9:40 AM
ADHD rules because it means I'm not allowed to have nice possessions for very long 👍
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we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
February 13, 2026 at 3:12 AM
we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
Objectum girls when they hear abt radio head 😵💫😵💫
February 13, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Objectum girls when they hear abt radio head 😵💫😵💫
- Created new account
- Re-followed my friends (~20 or so accounts)
- Sent two DMs saying "test" to one mutual.
- Bsk immediately—and I mean IMMEDIATELY—bans me.
- Hasn't responded to any of my appeals emails
- Old handle is in use on that suspended account, so I can't reuse it here.
- Re-followed my friends (~20 or so accounts)
- Sent two DMs saying "test" to one mutual.
- Bsk immediately—and I mean IMMEDIATELY—bans me.
- Hasn't responded to any of my appeals emails
- Old handle is in use on that suspended account, so I can't reuse it here.
Got my acc nuked because I followed too many people, I guess. Lets try again.
February 13, 2026 at 9:20 PM
- Created new account
- Re-followed my friends (~20 or so accounts)
- Sent two DMs saying "test" to one mutual.
- Bsk immediately—and I mean IMMEDIATELY—bans me.
- Hasn't responded to any of my appeals emails
- Old handle is in use on that suspended account, so I can't reuse it here.
- Re-followed my friends (~20 or so accounts)
- Sent two DMs saying "test" to one mutual.
- Bsk immediately—and I mean IMMEDIATELY—bans me.
- Hasn't responded to any of my appeals emails
- Old handle is in use on that suspended account, so I can't reuse it here.
Pros of playing a bigger venue: access to a semi-private room where I can sit down and go OOOOAAAAAAHHHH OGGGGHHHHHHHHH MY BOOONESS AAUUUHHHHHHH JEEESUS CHRIST. UUUUUAAAHHHFFGGG
Playing a show in Melbourne soon and the organiser asked me what drinks I want in the green room. The last show I played was in a small club with dodgy CDJs, bro what do you *mean* green room.
Also, this technically means I'm a touring musician now, I guess?
Also, this technically means I'm a touring musician now, I guess?
February 13, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Pros of playing a bigger venue: access to a semi-private room where I can sit down and go OOOOAAAAAAHHHH OGGGGHHHHHHHHH MY BOOONESS AAUUUHHHHHHH JEEESUS CHRIST. UUUUUAAAHHHFFGGG
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tracing art is indistinguishable from using a sample in your song
February 11, 2026 at 7:26 PM
tracing art is indistinguishable from using a sample in your song
Playing a show in Melbourne soon and the organiser asked me what drinks I want in the green room. The last show I played was in a small club with dodgy CDJs, bro what do you *mean* green room.
Also, this technically means I'm a touring musician now, I guess?
Also, this technically means I'm a touring musician now, I guess?
February 13, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Playing a show in Melbourne soon and the organiser asked me what drinks I want in the green room. The last show I played was in a small club with dodgy CDJs, bro what do you *mean* green room.
Also, this technically means I'm a touring musician now, I guess?
Also, this technically means I'm a touring musician now, I guess?
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They got Me at the record store
February 11, 2026 at 10:32 PM
They got Me at the record store
Cunt there's *got* to be a way to turn off reposts on this web site
February 12, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Cunt there's *got* to be a way to turn off reposts on this web site
I can give or take over-the-phone deadnaming (customer hears my deep voice say "Jess" and they hear "Jeff"). But it's crazy when they do it over email, like, when they haven't heard my voice yet. Some guy just called me "Jason." Mate are you just bad at reading or is my sentence structure clocky.
February 12, 2026 at 9:16 PM
I can give or take over-the-phone deadnaming (customer hears my deep voice say "Jess" and they hear "Jeff"). But it's crazy when they do it over email, like, when they haven't heard my voice yet. Some guy just called me "Jason." Mate are you just bad at reading or is my sentence structure clocky.
Flagging myself as a tabletop wargamer
February 12, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Flagging myself as a tabletop wargamer
Thank god Bluesky has drafts now so I can regularly scrape the mindgrease off the walls and throw them at people's eyes via Posting Images. But this time on the Better Web Site instead of Twitter.
February 12, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Thank god Bluesky has drafts now so I can regularly scrape the mindgrease off the walls and throw them at people's eyes via Posting Images. But this time on the Better Web Site instead of Twitter.
Spent the afternoon designing and printing a keychain loop for my tape measure, and it was only when I finished the fifth prototype I realised it already has one on it
February 12, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Spent the afternoon designing and printing a keychain loop for my tape measure, and it was only when I finished the fifth prototype I realised it already has one on it
Some women have what I call a Katamari Damacy approach to relationships
February 12, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Some women have what I call a Katamari Damacy approach to relationships
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50/600 yay progress has started thanks to the wonderful Mandy ❤️
Since my partner and I broke up she would like me to move to a separate room this means I'll need a bunch of furniture I do not have the money for so it's time for another mutual aid so I can have a bed of my own.
0/600
Cash app: $MidbossMaybel
Venmo: MayNoellee
PayPal: [email protected]
0/600
Cash app: $MidbossMaybel
Venmo: MayNoellee
PayPal: [email protected]
February 11, 2026 at 2:33 AM
50/600 yay progress has started thanks to the wonderful Mandy ❤️
They got Me at the record store
February 11, 2026 at 10:32 PM
They got Me at the record store