Shit sucks so hard. Hugging you 🫂

o/

CUTE

o/

I hope the guy who found my bag containing my meds, my power bank, my ID+bank card, and my brand new tube of lip balm is going through life better medicated, more moisturised, and with an more charged phone than me. He clearly deserves it

Feeds you,

Every time I do this in the booths people just think I'm gurning

Who cares if I'm a decade late to the party. They can't even take girls back to the green room for ciders. Get fucked, idiots.

All the cute boys back in high school got girls by being emotionally in touch and playing the guitar good. I just had to bide my time, clearly.