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jessbarn.bsky.social
@jessbarn.bsky.social
Barefoot chubby wobbler/runner who is trying my best to stay connected to what is real and worth having in my life. Stay grounded and natural, don’t get messy in the made up bullshit.

Fluent in sarcasm
I feel like I should fake it and get stressed for the holiday. Everyone is adulting and doing their thing being miserable.

We need to take control and change this holiday into something better. Make it joyful and bright.
December 23, 2024 at 12:28 PM
I feel this… My kitchen is on the second floor. After making a few trips up and down my stairs I question if my windyness is normal or from being fat, should I back away from the kitchen or get a snack after I catch my breath.
Had to pause in the middle of shoveling chips into my face to catch my breath
December 18, 2024 at 3:37 PM
I’m going to get back into running in 2025…

I just wish this goal wasn’t starting so close to eating all these Christmas cookies at the end of 2024.

Looks like it will be a rough start. But a fabulous end.
December 18, 2024 at 12:03 PM
Gets a small inkling to activate my dating profile.

First profile-"job and kids come first. I don't have much time for anything else so use my time wisely."

Second profile-"I don't want a pen pal or to spend all my time texting. Don't waste my time.

I think we are good here. Inkling gone.
December 13, 2024 at 5:31 PM
One of my biggest wins this year? Scoring two new friends who are down for low-key movie nights in pajamas. No drama, just pure comfort and snacks.

That shit is hard at 40!
December 13, 2024 at 12:05 PM
My mother hacked all over the place like a dirty toddler today. I didn’t want kids.

Cover your mouth.

Wash your hands.

Don’t breathe on me.

I’m oil infusing On Guard while drinking lemon ginger tea and doing a germ go away dance.

Humans 😑
December 12, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Beautiful start to the day. Step outside onto the deck, breathe deep the cold winter air, wave to the poor mail man who sees my pjs often.
December 9, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Outlander has me wishing I was waking up to start the fire, feed the animals, pick something wild and go trade with the natives. Can we have a redo? The white dudes gave it a go now let’s unplug it all and plug it back in to try again.
December 9, 2024 at 2:08 PM
Alarm clock goes off, I hit snooze and just lay in bed. I hear a snow plow go by and I’m like a child, I fling back my blankets and run for the window. Magical and beautiful! My whole world changed while I slept.
#newsnow #newengland #energized
December 5, 2024 at 10:33 AM
I never joined Twitter. I feel like you all need therapy after the breakup. Your ex comes up a lot and it doesn’t sound like it was a healthy relationship.

And boasting about how many followers you have while only having a few engage with your post feels like a bad trait you got from your ex.
December 4, 2024 at 12:57 PM
The sun doesn’t rise. We rotate and I think that is more amazing and magical to think about. To stand still and physically see it and be aware of it.

I dream to find a human who asks me to stay awake and watch us rotate towards the sun. #isthattoomuchtoaskfor 😂
December 3, 2024 at 4:23 PM
The show Hoarders really got me in gear to toss shit out and clean.

My 600lbs life helped me throw out Thanksgiving leftovers and get in a workout.

I think I’ll skip the show Love After Lockup… might be taking things too far.

…..Naked and Afraid or Drag Race next?
December 2, 2024 at 11:19 AM
Been on a dry spell from reading but still gathering books to stack up to collect dog hair and dust.

The time has come to settle in and find out what’s been waiting for me.
November 29, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Thankfully my dogs and I didn’t commit any crimes last night. We seem to have left an obvious trail.
November 29, 2024 at 3:48 PM
Morning 5k

Beautiful calm morning doing my mental checklist of what I’d do if I found a dead body in the water as I wobbled by. One thing to be thankful for, found none!
November 28, 2024 at 2:40 PM