Jess Behrens
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Jess Behrens
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Dog Lover, Concerned Human Being, Proud Liberal
The only way to take down Dr. Phil is to unleash Tom Cruise on him, convert him to Scientology, and devour his thetan. If you had watched Oprah in the 90s, you'd know this.
December 9, 2025 at 2:56 AM
To be clear, I respect the current pope. The person elected to it is not infallible & does not become infallible because of that election. And Notre Dame rides the 'catholic mission' in everything they do. So it is pertinent & simply pointing this out does not make me prejudicial against Catholics
December 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
They also have a hotel on Baltic Avenue, 4 houses on Virginia Avenue, and the Pennsylvania and Reading Railroads
December 8, 2025 at 9:57 PM
But you know what the Finnish don't have? Hubris.
December 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Cost of Living is low. And, apparently, MAGA IQ is even lower.
December 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Hubris? is that even a word? It sounds like someone on the Onion is making up new wordy word words.

I have a new word flahkesticacy. I don't know what it means, so I can't use it in a sentence.
December 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
But how do you talk about your addiction to Narcan & Narcan't at your AA meetings?
December 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
This explains all of the glory holes in the gas station restrooms.
December 7, 2025 at 11:51 PM