Jesse Salens
@jesse.salens.org
(He/Him) Detroit, MI. Metalhead, Hobbyist Metalsmith, Gamer. InfoSec for pay. Occasional Sorcerer & Disciple of the Black Arts.
Außerdem folge ich hier den Deutschen, um mein Lese- und Verständnisvermögen zu üben (Niveau A1/A2).
Außerdem folge ich hier den Deutschen, um mein Lese- und Verständnisvermögen zu üben (Niveau A1/A2).
November 15, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Great song. I was fully expecting Trent Reznor to pop out of a corner with that Perfect Drug era outfit (and mustache).
November 11, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Great song. I was fully expecting Trent Reznor to pop out of a corner with that Perfect Drug era outfit (and mustache).
I'd rather vote for a pet rock than Mike Rogers.
November 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I'd rather vote for a pet rock than Mike Rogers.
Obviously you must now challenge him like The Highlander.
November 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Obviously you must now challenge him like The Highlander.
I live in Dearborn and we honestly have distant relatives still ask if someone is trying to bring about sharia law or if we have no-go zones. These people need more toum in their lives.
November 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I live in Dearborn and we honestly have distant relatives still ask if someone is trying to bring about sharia law or if we have no-go zones. These people need more toum in their lives.
I'll shoot you an email, looks like you may have DMs restricted (I had to look up where those settings even were, for some reason they're in the DM screen separately).
November 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I'll shoot you an email, looks like you may have DMs restricted (I had to look up where those settings even were, for some reason they're in the DM screen separately).
Super idea! Donated to my local foodbank.
November 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Super idea! Donated to my local foodbank.
November 2, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I personally prefer to eat the caramel chocolate top and then follow up with the chocolate cookie.
November 1, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I personally prefer to eat the caramel chocolate top and then follow up with the chocolate cookie.
Wrangler jeans and whatever shirt you pull from a dresser drawer full of t-shirts is always an easy move.
October 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Wrangler jeans and whatever shirt you pull from a dresser drawer full of t-shirts is always an easy move.
Also my screen is an ultra wide screen 4k. So you're getting either tiny text while I share, or 4k porn where you can count follicles.
October 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Also my screen is an ultra wide screen 4k. So you're getting either tiny text while I share, or 4k porn where you can count follicles.
Let's all get together for some sneaky crime escapades!
October 13, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Let's all get together for some sneaky crime escapades!
Alternately he could style it like that after not bathing during a month(s) long bender.
October 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Alternately he could style it like that after not bathing during a month(s) long bender.
Ohhh, you mean Gratchet?
October 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Ohhh, you mean Gratchet?
I still laughed, it should always go to 11.
October 6, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I still laughed, it should always go to 11.
I'll actually be there in a couple of weeks. Looking fantastic for fall backpacking. Love your photo.
September 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I'll actually be there in a couple of weeks. Looking fantastic for fall backpacking. Love your photo.
Ahem, I'm your long lost son. That's gorgeous though, is it a one off print?
September 18, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Ahem, I'm your long lost son. That's gorgeous though, is it a one off print?
OK, so they list the page count but now I need to know... What's the word count?
September 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
OK, so they list the page count but now I need to know... What's the word count?
I think not. The casting, the story, the themes. Well now I'll need to rewatch.
September 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I think not. The casting, the story, the themes. Well now I'll need to rewatch.
and so the Attack of the Killer Tomatoes begins.
September 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
and so the Attack of the Killer Tomatoes begins.