The right has such a hilarious culture of pathetic mediocrity. They have to highlight embarrassing people like Kid Rock, Rob Schneider, and Riley Gaines because that's all they have. A bunch of cringe losers.

I guess if he took most of the HC openings right now he'd probably have a bad record next year and just be scapegoated again.

Tampa would be a great spot for him if Bowles does get fired.

You know this fucking dork thinks he's such an alpha male too. Somebody needs to step up and start bullying these Nazi nerds.

NEVER MADE IT AS A WISEMAN. COULDN'T CUT IT AS AN ADAM THIELEN.

Not a Steelers fan, but I can understand the frustration. Nothing but respect for Tomlin, but I would honestly rather have some rough years with some high draft picks than being mid and not making it past the wild card round for eight years.

I hate to be the guy to go to bat for him, but Jay Cutler was honestly pretty good. Caleb absolutely eclipses him on talent, but until he sustains the success beyond this season, I'd give the edge slightly to Cutler.

Bootlickerpalooza

Very few images encapsulate this level of "TOTALLY RADICAL!"

So is there a specific day they pay out each year? I need a Chris Davis day to go with my Bobby Bonilla day celebrations.

I'VE GOT IT! LET'S REPLACE OUR LEGENDARY HEAD COACH WITH JEFF FISHER'S DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR FROM TENNESSEE!

That's disappointing news. All this talk about borders gave me hope that Borders was still operating in the shadows.

AND IF YOU WANNA SCORE ON OFFENSE. JUST GO AHEAD NOW.

Another Octodad game would save the world, I think.

Winning political games is more important to these people than stopping fascism. The sad thing, of course, is that they're not even winning the games with their spineless "strategies."

A genuine federalised Sturmabteilung is marching through your fucking streets, and you’re like “how will this message play in Boise in ‘28” what fucking world are you living in? That world is dead

It's kind of wild the last consistent QB they had was a couple of weirdly good years of Mark Sanchez. If you don't count him, the injured remains of Chad Pennington.

Apparently the developer would go on to become part of Rockstar. I wonder if Kermit will be in GTA 6?

I really hate how the narrative around Darnold seems to be that he's like a Daniel Jones-esque QB. Dude had a spectacular season last year. Did he play awfully in the playoffs? Yeah, but he had a better game than Love and Herbert did. Anyone bitching about how they're"turning into a pumpkin?"

Americans acting like they wouldn't boo a country's anthem if their leader toyed around with the idea of taking away their sovereignty.