Jesse
@jessewalker.bsky.social
Atlanta, but actually outside of it.
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January 15, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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What should I do?
Oh, after all the folderol
And hauling over coals stops
What will I do?
Oh, after all the folderol
And hauling over coals stops
What will I do?
December 13, 2025 at 6:57 AM
What should I do?
Oh, after all the folderol
And hauling over coals stops
What will I do?
Oh, after all the folderol
And hauling over coals stops
What will I do?
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Congratulations you fucking morons
December 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Congratulations you fucking morons
Yesterday was my 38th birthday and I did absolutely nothing but be lazy and take naps. It's exactly what I wanted.
November 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Yesterday was my 38th birthday and I did absolutely nothing but be lazy and take naps. It's exactly what I wanted.
I know she's important to the plot, but I really think The Mothman Prophecies would have been better without Debra Messing dead-wifing it up. The casting director knew Debra could play both dead and annoying without any guidance.
[The face Mothman made when Debra Messing almost hit him with her car]
[The face Mothman made when Debra Messing almost hit him with her car]
November 6, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I know she's important to the plot, but I really think The Mothman Prophecies would have been better without Debra Messing dead-wifing it up. The casting director knew Debra could play both dead and annoying without any guidance.
[The face Mothman made when Debra Messing almost hit him with her car]
[The face Mothman made when Debra Messing almost hit him with her car]
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Happy Hispanic Heritage Month everyone!
September 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Happy Hispanic Heritage Month everyone!
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Young men never have agency, they're just man children to be coddled apparently. Everything is the fault of the left.
Pete Buttigieg says leftist “scolding” has alienated young men - buff.ly/8TpJIDZ
September 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Young men never have agency, they're just man children to be coddled apparently. Everything is the fault of the left.
The thing i like best about Oblivion Remastered is that if I've been playing for a while and the game inevitably crashes, i use that as my excuse to put the game down and go do something else.
May 17, 2025 at 10:03 AM
The thing i like best about Oblivion Remastered is that if I've been playing for a while and the game inevitably crashes, i use that as my excuse to put the game down and go do something else.
Not minding my graying hair at all, tbh.
March 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Not minding my graying hair at all, tbh.
Who's your birthday twin?
November 18, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Who's your birthday twin?
Stuck in the hospital with pneumonia right now in a room with a non-working t.v. remote. I've watching Survivor videos on YouTube even though I've never actually seen an episode. I feel like I'd get a tummy ache on day one and would demand to be airlifted away.
November 5, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Stuck in the hospital with pneumonia right now in a room with a non-working t.v. remote. I've watching Survivor videos on YouTube even though I've never actually seen an episode. I feel like I'd get a tummy ache on day one and would demand to be airlifted away.
Yall ever look in the mirror and realize that gravity is holding a grudge against you?
October 19, 2024 at 1:20 PM
Yall ever look in the mirror and realize that gravity is holding a grudge against you?
Me at 21. I'm just another aging goth now, haha!
September 28, 2024 at 1:18 PM
Me at 21. I'm just another aging goth now, haha!
Swing low, sweet Vengabus.
December 27, 2023 at 4:45 AM
Swing low, sweet Vengabus.
I ended up putting on a black tie, who wants to kiss?
December 24, 2023 at 2:45 AM
I ended up putting on a black tie, who wants to kiss?