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magic donkey man
@jesseyellow.bsky.social
computer user / akai mpc user / classic gamer / father --> SF 🌉

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw, do I look like Mother Theresa?
As a white dude, I can confidently say Pad Krapow is one of the easiest dishes of all time to make and I make it regularly.
February 6, 2026 at 8:46 PM
It absolutely has raisins in it
February 5, 2026 at 8:06 PM
wow
February 4, 2026 at 1:08 AM
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Everything is a show in DC. Get involved locally. The WaPo The NYT and the Federal Government are just not fucking necessary in the world we got going on. No more national dogshit. Get involved with your neighbors and communities.
January 30, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Come for the sandwiches, stay for the ICE disdain.
January 25, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Absofuckinglutely
January 24, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Infected with FOXDEI
January 14, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Fuck you Harley Jarvis!!!
January 14, 2026 at 2:45 AM
But it's true, Donny! You giant sack of shit!
January 13, 2026 at 9:25 PM
He’s an absolute master at bullshitting, I can only hope his family turns on him. However, as we’ve seen, rotten fruit doesn’t fall far from the tree.
January 9, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Vance is and always will be dogshit. A human with no moral, ethics, or any shred of ethos. Anyone who looks up to this coward is affected by the same mindrot. I wish him an unpleasant existence for the rest of eternity.
January 9, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Get fucked, Chuck
January 8, 2026 at 12:34 AM
How about prosecute all these assholes in 2028
January 7, 2026 at 8:51 PM