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Jessica Gerbils DOGOBGYN 👽🌈
@jessicagerbils.bsky.social
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femme daddy queer snob bitch
hottest person at walmart
paleoanthropology buff
radio DJ
transportation equity advocate

my sponsor says im complicated.
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i should be packing for a work trip and so many important things. instead im asking the real questions like
collage image that reads "can cats eat peas?" with a big bowl of peas and a startled looking long haired grey cat
August 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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one of my fave lil nuggets
faded sepia toned section of black lined mayan pottery. zoomed in on panel showing a rabbit sitting over a desk and writing with a utensil. hos expression is cheeky and hes very cute.
July 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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is going for the "one of the good furries" defense
lunaponyeq.bsky.social @lunaponyeq.bs... 21d "What do you mean mostly peaceful protest? Thou art throwing concrete at the royal guard... We recommend thee launched to the moon" insert: sexy drawing of a my little pony character laying bed looking at her phone lunaponyeq.bsky.social @lunaponyeq.bs... 21d I'm white, i'm proud of my people's history and achievements. Nothing you can tell me will stop me from looking back upon my people fondly.
July 15, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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celebrating my 2 year #soberanniversary with one adorable #cat for each year. this next year of my journey is going to be so much snugglier with stanley and oliver! ❤️
two adorable cats snuggled in bed from humans eye view. a chunky orange cat is laying on top of a yellow blanket and human legs, an uwu grey tabby is poking out from under the blanlet. they are bathed in soft pink light, like the angels they are.
July 14, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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my first blep from stanley 😭😭😭😭

#cat #catsky #blep 😻
close up soft light photo of a chunky orange boi cats face. his tongue is stuck sticking out and hes too dumb to notice aka he is perfect
June 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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world, meet stanley (orange) and oliver (braincells), just two middle aged hunks who have taken over my life

#cats #kitties #bondedpair #orangeboy #tabby #hunks
two cats, one grey one orange, loafing together on a brightly colored couch, looking bored or stoned big dumb orange cat regally standing on his scratch box, defending his honor after a nail clipping attempt grey tabby spread out on leopard print sheets, doing a big yawn like its his bed and he owns the place big colorful couch, orange cat is sleeping on the headrest and grey cat is taking over the seat. no idea why they are so damn sleepy
June 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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wrong.
animated gif of the surge soda logo. lime green background, bright red spatter border and sick font that says "SURGE". your senses are flooded with intense citrus flavor, musty flannel and bad grunge music.
May 12, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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ive recently realized ive been scared to try new things because people make such a big show of being able to do said things, i assumed they were difficult and intimidating. turns out people are fucking mid and i am so good at all my new interests. i feel like this constantly:
movie still from legally blonde. reese witherspoon is dressed cute and preppy with glasses, looking incredulous. she has been asked if she really got into harvard and is quoted saying "what, like its hard?"
March 25, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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meme of hardworking man hands juxtaposed next to cute kitten feets, text says "my hands look like this so hers can look like this"
February 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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i dont care how sickeningly cute i am in this wool parka, im so fucking sick of winter.
causasian femme with blonde hair and septum ring smiling, wearing a very sweet red wool parka with appliqued baby seals and fur trim hood. very vintage santa baby
February 9, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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💅
cheugie inspo meme with blurry string lights that says "follow your dreams, they know the way"
January 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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meme with an image of a minion with his tongue out. text reads "do i look like someone who cares what god thinks?"
January 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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gonna bring back the jazz man :(
billy krystal in a suit and fedora holding a clarinet making a dumb face
January 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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new therapy grift idea forming...
stock image from amazon of a voting booth playset for children, akin to a lemonade stand
January 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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plastic prop of a giant chocolate dipped soft serve swirly ice cream cone in a cake cup
January 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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morning, simps

(do i have any simps?)
me taking a mirror selfie in a big mirror with an orange frame with tapestries in the background. a curvy white woman with short shaggy blonde hair, cat eyeliner and a septum ring, smiling. im wearing a black vintage radio station t shirt and leopard print pants
January 14, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Goofy in comic form, underlit and looking menacing. his word bubbles read "i know i come off as silly and oblivious, but i have the same urges as anyone else. these primal, animal cravings have persisted long after your mothers passinf, and to this day i yeard for the next opportunity to take pleasure in the carnal union of flesh." "your dad doesnt just have sex, maie. yoyr dad FUCKS."
January 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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The Dumb Bitch at work in her private junk pile :)
Photo of me sitting at my craft table in my living room, with lots of art on the wallsand shelves full of cool stuff. i am looking rather smug
January 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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just got 40 yards of wild bright fabric in the mail! these huge white walls hate to see me coming! so excited. #maximalism
photo of my livingroom floor with piles of bright indian fablic on the floor and bins of vinyl records in the background
January 7, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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this woman has been married and in a sexual relationship with the berlin wall for decades
vintage 70s photo of a white woman standing by a section of the berlin wall while holding a model of the berlin wall
December 31, 2024 at 9:51 AM
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ISTFG
bsky post by an anon user with a dog pfp quote "bliesky friends are incredibly amazing people sharing voices of reason not treason. bluesky were on fire. bluesky is a breath of fresh air. and i heard bliesky friends make tje besy cookies. thank you bluesky team for this wonderful platform" with lots of dumb emojis and a GIF of elmo burning but its BLUE
December 31, 2024 at 9:43 AM
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go on....🥵
black and white photo of author james joyce being foppish in a white suit, bowtie, eye patch and eye glasses. he liked farts.
December 31, 2024 at 4:44 AM
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Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025?
colored pencil drawing of garfield set in the movie Jaws. garfield is saying "youre going to need a bigger boat"
December 30, 2024 at 6:55 AM
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i am constantly disrespected on this site.
grey tuxedo kitty wrapped up in a fleece blanket, only her head poking oit being very cute and grumpy
December 28, 2024 at 7:57 PM
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a photo of gene wilder from the 80s, silver streak era maybe, in a tan jacket holding up a pink peony flower, sweetpy and seductively
December 24, 2024 at 8:45 AM