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Jessica Gerbils DOGOBGYN 👽🌈
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femme daddy queer snob bitch
hottest person at walmart
paleoanthropology buff
radio DJ
transportation equity advocate

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In a normal democracy, a total collapse of party leadership would result in an no-confidence vote and immediate snap elections to find leaders who can lead
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Current mood....

An Egyptian shabti (a figurine who acted as servant for a deceased to perform the manual labour in the afterlife), on display at the Petrie Museum of Egyptian Archaeology

🏺 AncientEgyptBluesky
October 11, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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Racism really is illogical bc how are you threatening HBCUs bc a white man shot another white man at a white rally at a white university in what has GOT TO be one of the top 5 whitest states in the country??? Black people couldn't be further from this if we actually tried.
September 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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September 11, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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Remembering MN house speaker Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark and their beloved dog Gilbert. Murdered in June at their home by a rightwing Trump-voting evangelist, who also shot another MN lawmaker and his wife at THEIR home, 9 and 8 times, respectively (miraculously, they survived).
September 11, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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Yeah well we have this little thing called freedom of the press. Yeah it’s pretty neat. 3 guys control the media and social media and they have more wealth than half the planet. If you ask about gun control they put you in a dog cage
September 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com
September 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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no notes, nailed it
August 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
i should be packing for a work trip and so many important things. instead im asking the real questions like
August 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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If you say “Bazinga!” your homophobia is showing THE END
August 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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The angel opens her eyes.
August 1, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Me when I'm bad at money
July 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
i need to lock my screen before shoving my phone in my bra. my boobs just bought me some (very cute) pants off poshmark 😎
July 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
i just spent 200 boners on neon vinyl floor tape to complete my bonkers yet kinda renter friendly dopamine apartment makeover. the rush is indescribable.

i traded alcohol for vintage, spray paint, thumb tacks, tape and tattoo supplies. happy 2 years to me!
July 18, 2025 at 4:41 AM
celebrating my 2 year #soberanniversary with one adorable #cat for each year. this next year of my journey is going to be so much snugglier with stanley and oliver! ❤️
July 14, 2025 at 2:12 AM
"still punk as fuck", she grumbles while making healthy popsicles for her cats
July 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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In my 40s, “a woman who has let herself go” begins to sound less like a tragedy and more like a horse who has finally figured out how to open the gate.
July 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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The fascist turn in this country doesn’t purely come from MAGA. It’s in the blue cities that purge the homeless. It’s in TERF politics. It’s in the belief in a “strong border” just with slightly more due process. It’s the disdain for red states full of disenfranchised people.
If your response to hearing that a bunch of people died in a flash flood is anything other than heartbreak and compassion I think you might be the baddies
July 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
date: whatre you thinking about? 😉
June 27, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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WOIMS WEDNESDAY
June 25, 2025 at 12:11 PM
wait, wait, eric adams is running for reelection?????? LOL only in new york!
June 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
if there is a mamdani vs sliwa debate i am taking the night off babyyyy
June 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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June 23, 2025 at 2:04 AM
my first blep from stanley 😭😭😭😭

#cat #catsky #blep 😻
June 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM