Jessica Noir
@jessicanoir.bsky.social
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Cinephile, horror obsessive & crossdresser.
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Even though I’m only one episode in, this is already one of my favourite new podcasts. Great chemistry between the hosts, mix of the excitement of discovery and learned knowledge. Between this and House of Hammer, Britain’s greatest studio is being done proud.
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The new episode of HAMMER TIME is out now! Kev and I discuss our first Hammer Horror film in depth: THE QUATERMASS XPERIMENT (1955) 🚀
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The stunning Ashley Park.
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Nicole is an incredible writer, her book It Gets Better… Until it Doesn’t is highly recommended.
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Happy birthday to Nicole Maines.

#NicoleMaines
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What. The. Actual. Fuck? Imagine wanting shot of Nicole for that reason. Bellend.
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Madelaine Petsch continues to amaze.
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I don’t know what Pom Klementieff is asking, but the answer is yes.
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There is no image more gothic than a stunningly dressed woman in period clothing on the stairs and Guillermo del Toro captures them beautifully.
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The immaculate Hunter Schafer.
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Sucks to be you, Michelle Mone! Is there a drag Queen called Michelle Moan? If not, I’m taking it.
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1. The Alien Franchise
2. Lesbian vampire films
3. The MacKenzie poltergeist
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List 3 things you can talk about for 3 hours without prep:
1. Warhammer 40,000
2. One Piece
3. X-Men and all its offshoot groups
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List 3 things you can talk about for 3 hours without prep:

1. Why Tomorrowland at Disneyland is a broken hot mess and all the ways I’d fix it.
2. The ins and outs of Madonna’s discography from 1983-2008
3. The convoluted-ass continuity of the DC Universe and its many reboots
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Genuinely thought The Guardian were using a cover from one of @kcbloomwrites.bsky.social ‘s novels with this.
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🤣 Caught with her hand in the cookie jar would be good if you have a character called Cookie.
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“Caught off guard”, “Caught in the middle”, and the baseball term “Caught Stealing” but there is a novel and film with that title which isn’t ideal.
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Alex Consani and her endless legs.
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Trump and RFK Jnr.‘s announcement about linking autism to paracetamol is bullshit of the highest order. So here’s the sultry Shailene Woodley to brighten the mood.
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So glad to see her back in the spotlight. Sorry, I never saw your post.
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The majestic Barbara Palvin lighting up the Venice Film Festival.
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Have an awesome weekend! Any word on how Paul is doing?
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Nicole Maines should get more attention
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Adam Curtis’ documentary series Shifty might not be his most urgent, but still a chilling look at how the UK got into its current mess. Also enjoying Dept. Q on Netflix.
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The supernaturally beautiful Sadie Sink.
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Thankfully Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs made mine real.
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Fuck Tom Skinner for meeting Vance and being a far right stooge. And fuck Strictly for given him the oxygen of attention. Bosh.