Jessie
@jessiehiggy.bsky.social
Gentle lover, bar trivia winner.
I incorporate anything into my belief system if it’s funny enough.
I incorporate anything into my belief system if it’s funny enough.
Calling it now- set in Piedmont South Dakota
First poster for ‘THE WHITE LOTUS’ Season 3.
Starring Natasha Rothwell, Carrie Coon, Walton Goggins, Jason Isaacs, Parker Posey, Sam Nivola, Patrick Schwarzenegger, Michelle Monaghan, Aimee Lou Wood & LISA.
Starring Natasha Rothwell, Carrie Coon, Walton Goggins, Jason Isaacs, Parker Posey, Sam Nivola, Patrick Schwarzenegger, Michelle Monaghan, Aimee Lou Wood & LISA.
December 19, 2024 at 1:43 AM
Calling it now- set in Piedmont South Dakota
having a tattoo station at a party is a recession indicator
December 19, 2024 at 1:40 AM
having a tattoo station at a party is a recession indicator
Spending 8 minutes making popcorn from the kernels is far superior to the bags in every way and at this point i don't have time for people who haven't realized it
December 19, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Spending 8 minutes making popcorn from the kernels is far superior to the bags in every way and at this point i don't have time for people who haven't realized it
at any given time in any given circumstance i am singing "you got to pump it up"
December 19, 2024 at 1:34 AM
at any given time in any given circumstance i am singing "you got to pump it up"
do pilates in your good underwear you could be dead tomorrow
December 19, 2024 at 1:34 AM
do pilates in your good underwear you could be dead tomorrow
Flew to Paris for a hug :(
December 14, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Flew to Paris for a hug :(
I’ve gone simply buckwild in the bookstore half off moving sale
November 22, 2024 at 9:32 PM
I’ve gone simply buckwild in the bookstore half off moving sale
I hate when I’m eating something with a fork and I’m like ugh I should have chosen a spoon
November 22, 2024 at 9:29 PM
I hate when I’m eating something with a fork and I’m like ugh I should have chosen a spoon
Remember when we crucified Michelle Obama for wanting fresh fruit in school lunches and now everyone is creaming their pants for RFK? I wonder if it has anything to do with…..nvm
November 16, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Remember when we crucified Michelle Obama for wanting fresh fruit in school lunches and now everyone is creaming their pants for RFK? I wonder if it has anything to do with…..nvm
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Yet again, I see that People Magazine is too cowardly to admit who the real Sexiest Man Alive is:
November 13, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Yet again, I see that People Magazine is too cowardly to admit who the real Sexiest Man Alive is:
HELLO?? The Onion wins bidding for InfoWars assets - CNN apple.news/AJ-lnascsTRq...
The Onion wins bidding for InfoWars assets — CNN
Satirical news site The Onion won the auction to acquire conspiracy theorist Alex Jones’ InfoWars.
apple.news
November 14, 2024 at 2:34 PM
HELLO?? The Onion wins bidding for InfoWars assets - CNN apple.news/AJ-lnascsTRq...
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Elon Musk on Bluesky's sudden rise in popularity:
"Why what happened"
"Why what happened"
November 14, 2024 at 1:32 PM
Elon Musk on Bluesky's sudden rise in popularity:
"Why what happened"
"Why what happened"