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Jessica
@jessjellyhead.bsky.social
Class 2 biohazard.
I know dream chat is banned but maybe I've been listening to too much @tftimemachine.bsky.social because Hot Body and Nifty keep appearing in my dreams 😂
July 23, 2025 at 1:47 PM
@schreiberland.bsky.social @andrewhunterm.bsky.social being a rodeo clown is a real job!!
July 4, 2025 at 6:38 AM
This week's No Such Thing As A Fish talking about the cake fines in the police is like in Hot fuzz where Danny is made to buy the station Chunky Monkey ice cream for trying to drive drunk 😂 @schreiberland.bsky.social @andrewhunterm.bsky.social
May 30, 2025 at 10:34 AM
There is a member of KAJ who looks just like @andrewhunterm.bsky.social and it's brilliant.
May 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
@matthaig.bsky.social Is this a bit of a Futurama nod?
May 15, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Happy birthday me! Looking forward to starting this 🤓 @delaneyman.bsky.social he's a good lad!
May 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Had a brilliant time watching Top Flight Time Machine last night. Thanks Pals! @delaneyman.bsky.social @andydawson.bsky.social
April 12, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Ahh Old Mousen. Looking forward to the show tonight! @andydawson.bsky.social @delaneyman.bsky.social
April 11, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I've been mishearing @delaneyman.bsky.social and @andydawson.bsky.social the whole time they have been talking about Sly Stone. I thought they were on about Sly Stallone and it's the most confused I've ever been. "Eee I didn't know he was even in a band". God I'm an idiot. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️
March 10, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Reposted by Jessica
Hats off to Zelenskyy for not lamping the cunt
BREAKING: There has just been a huge argument between Zelenskyy, Trump & Vance in the Oval Office.

Trump calls Zelenskyy disrespectful and says he “is no position to dictate” to the US.

Trump raises his voice to Zelenskyy. He can’t stand someone standing up to him.

This is unbelievable.
February 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Absolutely disgusting how dickhead trump is talking to President Zelenskyy. What a horrible man.
February 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
All day my brain has been going "Put dat, der" whenever I've put something down. @delaneyman.bsky.social cracks me right up. 😂
February 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Every cat top that @dannyrobins.bsky.social wears on Uncanny is brilliant.
February 16, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Reposted by Jessica
Imagine watching disaster movies like The Day After Tomorrow or 2012 and thinking that the apocalyptic weather scenes were the “unrealistic” part.

Turns out those scenes were almost bang on.

The unrealistic part was the humans working together to overcome the problem & save the world. Sigh.
January 9, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Just watched the This Paranormal Life 400th episode celebration on YouTube. Gutted I wasn't able to watch it live but still enjoyed it @roryhaspowers.bsky.social @kitgrier.bsky.social excellent pod!
January 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Gutted for Ryan Joyce. #darts
December 30, 2024 at 10:59 PM
One of the commentators on the darts sounds like @profanityswan.bsky.social 's Tubby Morton voice and I can't unhear it.
December 30, 2024 at 8:59 PM