Jess Machan
@jessmachan81.bsky.social
Columbus, OH. CBJ, AEW, TF2. Enthusiast of rollercoasters, Wrestling, hockey, vidya, and various geekitude. 🇵🇸 🏳️🌈
There is a cake on the table. Someone's face is gonna wind up crammed into it, it's required by law #dynamite300
July 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
There is a cake on the table. Someone's face is gonna wind up crammed into it, it's required by law #dynamite300
BUCKSHOT TO MARINA HOLY HELL
July 3, 2025 at 12:16 AM
BUCKSHOT TO MARINA HOLY HELL
This week on Everybody Hates Yuta
July 3, 2025 at 12:12 AM
This week on Everybody Hates Yuta
Somebody check on @hangmanpage.bsky.social, buddy is probably going through some feelings rn :(
January 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Somebody check on @hangmanpage.bsky.social, buddy is probably going through some feelings rn :(
ADAM F'N FANTILLI. Congratulations on your hat trick (in front of your folks no less!)
a man wearing a fantilli jersey points to a sign on a wall
Alt: Hockey player Adam Fantilli shows off his Columbus Blue Jackets jersey and points to a neon sign reading 'Columbus Blue Jackets'.
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January 23, 2025 at 3:19 AM
ADAM F'N FANTILLI. Congratulations on your hat trick (in front of your folks no less!)
I'm both straight and married and I want to propose to Harley Cameron.
January 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I'm both straight and married and I want to propose to Harley Cameron.
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Especially these next 4 years we gotta keep reminding our LGBTQIA+ peeps that they are loved and welcomed here.
January 21, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Especially these next 4 years we gotta keep reminding our LGBTQIA+ peeps that they are loved and welcomed here.
Cute curly haired boys who wrestle like gods. Yes please.
Will Ospreay made the save but it is safe to say he and Kenny Omega aren't on the other's Top 8
#AEWDynamite on TBS and max
#AEWDynamite on TBS and max
January 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Cute curly haired boys who wrestle like gods. Yes please.
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Just realized that all these years when Don Callis was calling him Kenny “By God” Omega, he was actually saying Kenny “Bi God” Omega & we just couldn’t see the homophone because it wasn’t in writing… #AEW
January 8, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Just realized that all these years when Don Callis was calling him Kenny “By God” Omega, he was actually saying Kenny “Bi God” Omega & we just couldn’t see the homophone because it wasn’t in writing… #AEW
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Reposted by Jess Machan
"Oh goodness you've lost so much blood, how awful for you, I hope this doesn't affect your readiness for our match.
...
...bitch."
-Kazuchika Okada, probably
...
...bitch."
-Kazuchika Okada, probably
December 29, 2024 at 3:58 AM
"Oh goodness you've lost so much blood, how awful for you, I hope this doesn't affect your readiness for our match.
...
...bitch."
-Kazuchika Okada, probably
...
...bitch."
-Kazuchika Okada, probably
When will my poodle haired Canadian gamer prince return to the war
I couldn't afford the ppv but I can't wait to see pictures
KENNY MY BELOVED COME BACK
I couldn't afford the ppv but I can't wait to see pictures
KENNY MY BELOVED COME BACK
December 29, 2024 at 3:54 AM
When will my poodle haired Canadian gamer prince return to the war
I couldn't afford the ppv but I can't wait to see pictures
KENNY MY BELOVED COME BACK
I couldn't afford the ppv but I can't wait to see pictures
KENNY MY BELOVED COME BACK
HOLY CRAP SANTA JUST FOLLOWED ME. HI SANTA!
a man in a green elf costume is standing next to a man in a red sweater and talking to him .
ALT: a man in a green elf costume is standing next to a man in a red sweater and talking to him .
media.tenor.com
December 22, 2024 at 10:12 PM
HOLY CRAP SANTA JUST FOLLOWED ME. HI SANTA!
Ok my cable was cut for me so I'm literally finding out Collision results in reverse
This is how I find out that Kyle 'Don't call me Will Ospreay' Fletcher beat Okada. And then scrolled down to see that Mox and pals were one FTR away from murdering Orange by poison.
What a time to be alive.
This is how I find out that Kyle 'Don't call me Will Ospreay' Fletcher beat Okada. And then scrolled down to see that Mox and pals were one FTR away from murdering Orange by poison.
What a time to be alive.
December 8, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Ok my cable was cut for me so I'm literally finding out Collision results in reverse
This is how I find out that Kyle 'Don't call me Will Ospreay' Fletcher beat Okada. And then scrolled down to see that Mox and pals were one FTR away from murdering Orange by poison.
What a time to be alive.
This is how I find out that Kyle 'Don't call me Will Ospreay' Fletcher beat Okada. And then scrolled down to see that Mox and pals were one FTR away from murdering Orange by poison.
What a time to be alive.
Two events in and it seems that my decision to back the Snowballs has been a terrible mistake. I'm so very sorry, I seem to be a jinx. Nothing else explains your poor performance *in ice and snow based events*. #MarbleLeague2024
#SnowMuchFun
#SnowMuchFun
December 5, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Two events in and it seems that my decision to back the Snowballs has been a terrible mistake. I'm so very sorry, I seem to be a jinx. Nothing else explains your poor performance *in ice and snow based events*. #MarbleLeague2024
#SnowMuchFun
#SnowMuchFun
Random thought- I would kill to hear MJF sing a duet with Brian Setzer. Yes, with his orchestra.
December 2, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Random thought- I would kill to hear MJF sing a duet with Brian Setzer. Yes, with his orchestra.
Anyway yeah pretty sure those are all fake, but the ironically named @reallivmorgan.bsky.social definitely is.
December 2, 2024 at 6:07 AM
Anyway yeah pretty sure those are all fake, but the ironically named @reallivmorgan.bsky.social definitely is.
Will the real Liv Morgan please stand up?
December 2, 2024 at 5:53 AM
Will the real Liv Morgan please stand up?
Oh OK um
Things I like for the benefit of would be and current followers
🌟 Wrestling. Mostly AEW but definitely Wrestling.
🌟 Video Games. Retro. Quirky stuff. Not Call of Duty, sorry.
🌟 Team Fortress 2. Deserves its own bullet point. Those 9 idiots and the 9 identical idiots they fight. ❤️
Things I like for the benefit of would be and current followers
🌟 Wrestling. Mostly AEW but definitely Wrestling.
🌟 Video Games. Retro. Quirky stuff. Not Call of Duty, sorry.
🌟 Team Fortress 2. Deserves its own bullet point. Those 9 idiots and the 9 identical idiots they fight. ❤️
December 2, 2024 at 4:39 AM
Oh OK um
Things I like for the benefit of would be and current followers
🌟 Wrestling. Mostly AEW but definitely Wrestling.
🌟 Video Games. Retro. Quirky stuff. Not Call of Duty, sorry.
🌟 Team Fortress 2. Deserves its own bullet point. Those 9 idiots and the 9 identical idiots they fight. ❤️
Things I like for the benefit of would be and current followers
🌟 Wrestling. Mostly AEW but definitely Wrestling.
🌟 Video Games. Retro. Quirky stuff. Not Call of Duty, sorry.
🌟 Team Fortress 2. Deserves its own bullet point. Those 9 idiots and the 9 identical idiots they fight. ❤️
"Once I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I just sat there, my mind a complete blank, while the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper. Then one day Teacher said 'Okay class, I want you to write a paper using your notes.'
December 2, 2024 at 4:03 AM
"Once I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I just sat there, my mind a complete blank, while the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper. Then one day Teacher said 'Okay class, I want you to write a paper using your notes.'
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“I will burn down the forest to plant a new one”
A study of the ace of AEW
A study of the ace of AEW
November 29, 2024 at 4:50 AM
“I will burn down the forest to plant a new one”
A study of the ace of AEW
A study of the ace of AEW
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It's hard out here for a Midnight Wisps fan. Hell, a lot of my favorites didn't make the cut thus year.
Go Snowballs I guess? #SnowMuchFun #MarbleLeague2024
Go Snowballs I guess? #SnowMuchFun #MarbleLeague2024
November 28, 2024 at 1:53 AM
It's hard out here for a Midnight Wisps fan. Hell, a lot of my favorites didn't make the cut thus year.
Go Snowballs I guess? #SnowMuchFun #MarbleLeague2024
Go Snowballs I guess? #SnowMuchFun #MarbleLeague2024