Whenever I find out that someone has a cat, I have to fight the urge to immediately say “SHOW ME YOUR CAT”
a man with a watch on his wrist is kissing another man
ALT: a man with a watch on his wrist is kissing another man
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January 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Whenever I find out that someone has a cat, I have to fight the urge to immediately say “SHOW ME YOUR CAT”
My child just walked up to me dressed in his hard hat, respirator mask and goggles, full PPE, and said “here’s your food mommy”
I don’t think I should be eating anything from you if you need to wear all that in order to hand it to me 😂
I don’t think I should be eating anything from you if you need to wear all that in order to hand it to me 😂
January 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
My child just walked up to me dressed in his hard hat, respirator mask and goggles, full PPE, and said “here’s your food mommy”
I don’t think I should be eating anything from you if you need to wear all that in order to hand it to me 😂
I don’t think I should be eating anything from you if you need to wear all that in order to hand it to me 😂
I’m just trying to read my book in peace but work has the audacity to need me to do things.
It’s rude really.
It’s rude really.
January 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I’m just trying to read my book in peace but work has the audacity to need me to do things.
It’s rude really.
It’s rude really.
My 3yr old opened a granola bar and immediately dropped it on the floor. He took took a deep breath in and sighed.. and said “well, I didn’t see that comin”
This kid never fails to make me laugh and constantly wonder where he gets this stuff from.
This kid never fails to make me laugh and constantly wonder where he gets this stuff from.
January 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
My 3yr old opened a granola bar and immediately dropped it on the floor. He took took a deep breath in and sighed.. and said “well, I didn’t see that comin”
This kid never fails to make me laugh and constantly wonder where he gets this stuff from.
This kid never fails to make me laugh and constantly wonder where he gets this stuff from.
4 days and 3000+ pieces later it is finished
January 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
4 days and 3000+ pieces later it is finished
Realizing that it’s not even lunch time at work yet and knowing I have to do this work business 4 more days after this
a black and white cat is crying and covering its face with its paws .
ALT: a black and white cat is crying and covering its face with its paws .
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January 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Realizing that it’s not even lunch time at work yet and knowing I have to do this work business 4 more days after this
With how much my body creaks and cracks you would think I was 77 and not 27 😭
January 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
With how much my body creaks and cracks you would think I was 77 and not 27 😭
My son walked up to me and asked if he could have a random piece of plastic that he found -
Me: what do you need that for?
3yr old: I need it for my bention (invention)
Me: what are you inventing?
3yr old: a robot Bubby *immediately walks away*
Me: well alright then
Me: what do you need that for?
3yr old: I need it for my bention (invention)
Me: what are you inventing?
3yr old: a robot Bubby *immediately walks away*
Me: well alright then
January 20, 2025 at 2:17 AM
My son walked up to me and asked if he could have a random piece of plastic that he found -
Me: what do you need that for?
3yr old: I need it for my bention (invention)
Me: what are you inventing?
3yr old: a robot Bubby *immediately walks away*
Me: well alright then
Me: what do you need that for?
3yr old: I need it for my bention (invention)
Me: what are you inventing?
3yr old: a robot Bubby *immediately walks away*
Me: well alright then
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I'm spending the rest of the day writing a fanfic about Vine and TikTok boinking each other in every single way.
January 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I'm spending the rest of the day writing a fanfic about Vine and TikTok boinking each other in every single way.