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jesspionic.bsky.social
@jesspionic.bsky.social
A little bit of Jessica here I am
Throwback to when I was a super cool streamer (now I work 40 hours a week and do chores in my free time 😩)
June 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Did my first oil change and only spilled about a quart of oil on the floor I give myself a B-
April 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
My partner sees it as “cleaning his office”,
I see it as “looking for quarters to use in my devious plans”
March 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
What if we kiss in the oui oui? 👉👈
February 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I will never pee again🥺💕
December 30, 2024 at 1:41 AM
Happy Thanksgiving fellas 🦃
November 28, 2024 at 6:15 PM
wAt
November 28, 2024 at 5:29 AM
My 3rd hot take: Balloon garlands are ugly af and there’s no decent way to make them look nice, the only way I see them looking cute is a mermaid themed kids bday.
November 14, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Happy Halloween, hope it was a scream 🎃
October 31, 2024 at 10:53 PM
October 21, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Doing some yard work and for two days in a row I’ve had to stop after a couple hours because I don’t wanna make this fella uncomfortable 🐛
October 18, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Is this where I post the memes?
October 17, 2024 at 8:05 PM