Nothing like some old bubble tea to clear out literally everything you’ve had in the past 48 hours (my tummy hurts)
August 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Nothing like some old bubble tea to clear out literally everything you’ve had in the past 48 hours (my tummy hurts)
I think I have that gene that makes aloe juice smell like sweaty ass 💩
August 3, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I think I have that gene that makes aloe juice smell like sweaty ass 💩
Throwback to when I was a super cool streamer (now I work 40 hours a week and do chores in my free time 😩)
June 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Throwback to when I was a super cool streamer (now I work 40 hours a week and do chores in my free time 😩)
Elemental was actually a cute movie and now my curiosity is fulfilled glad I never have to watch it again :)
May 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Elemental was actually a cute movie and now my curiosity is fulfilled glad I never have to watch it again :)
Did my first oil change and only spilled about a quart of oil on the floor I give myself a B-
April 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Did my first oil change and only spilled about a quart of oil on the floor I give myself a B-
All of a sudden my feed is nothing but cute cats, I dig this 👍
March 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
All of a sudden my feed is nothing but cute cats, I dig this 👍
AI reacts to 1 man 1 jar
March 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
AI reacts to 1 man 1 jar
My partner sees it as “cleaning his office”,
I see it as “looking for quarters to use in my devious plans”
I see it as “looking for quarters to use in my devious plans”
March 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
My partner sees it as “cleaning his office”,
I see it as “looking for quarters to use in my devious plans”
I see it as “looking for quarters to use in my devious plans”
What if we kiss in the oui oui? 👉👈
February 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
What if we kiss in the oui oui? 👉👈
Lascars was a fun chaotic movie 7/10 👌
February 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Lascars was a fun chaotic movie 7/10 👌
Bring back Pangea
February 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Bring back Pangea
I know Ive been awfully quiet online for months, just wanna say, I do plan on streaming again, still gaming offline.
Still grieving but doing better overall. Dont know when I’ll be back. I love all my homies, big smooches to all of yous, I’ll see you when I see you ❤️
Still grieving but doing better overall. Dont know when I’ll be back. I love all my homies, big smooches to all of yous, I’ll see you when I see you ❤️
January 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I know Ive been awfully quiet online for months, just wanna say, I do plan on streaming again, still gaming offline.
Still grieving but doing better overall. Dont know when I’ll be back. I love all my homies, big smooches to all of yous, I’ll see you when I see you ❤️
Still grieving but doing better overall. Dont know when I’ll be back. I love all my homies, big smooches to all of yous, I’ll see you when I see you ❤️
I will never pee again🥺💕
December 30, 2024 at 1:41 AM
I will never pee again🥺💕
Reposted
We’re all on the same page that Ariel would be super into feet, right?
December 29, 2024 at 7:10 PM
We’re all on the same page that Ariel would be super into feet, right?
Hot take #4: snoring is the human version of purring imo
December 14, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Hot take #4: snoring is the human version of purring imo
Every episode of arcane is a masterpiece 😩👌
December 8, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Every episode of arcane is a masterpiece 😩👌
Happy Thanksgiving fellas 🦃
November 28, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Happy Thanksgiving fellas 🦃
I think the being unable to make drafts is doing a number to my blue sky profile, my funny ideas are being thrown into the nether which is my bad memory
November 27, 2024 at 3:15 PM
I think the being unable to make drafts is doing a number to my blue sky profile, my funny ideas are being thrown into the nether which is my bad memory
“More like borelando oom”
Oof I can’t sleep it’s 3am
Oof I can’t sleep it’s 3am
November 17, 2024 at 9:17 AM
“More like borelando oom”
Oof I can’t sleep it’s 3am
Oof I can’t sleep it’s 3am
My 3rd hot take: Balloon garlands are ugly af and there’s no decent way to make them look nice, the only way I see them looking cute is a mermaid themed kids bday.
November 14, 2024 at 6:33 PM
My 3rd hot take: Balloon garlands are ugly af and there’s no decent way to make them look nice, the only way I see them looking cute is a mermaid themed kids bday.
I have a lot of lore to build up in this site 😤
November 7, 2024 at 5:11 PM
I have a lot of lore to build up in this site 😤
Me: “You ever do something that you’re impressed by but you can’t tell anybody?”
Him: “Like sucking my own dick?”
Me: “Oh I was gonna talk about how my poop was shaped like a sword but damn you got me on that one I can’t top that”
Him: “Like sucking my own dick?”
Me: “Oh I was gonna talk about how my poop was shaped like a sword but damn you got me on that one I can’t top that”
November 7, 2024 at 4:53 AM
Me: “You ever do something that you’re impressed by but you can’t tell anybody?”
Him: “Like sucking my own dick?”
Me: “Oh I was gonna talk about how my poop was shaped like a sword but damn you got me on that one I can’t top that”
Him: “Like sucking my own dick?”
Me: “Oh I was gonna talk about how my poop was shaped like a sword but damn you got me on that one I can’t top that”
Happy Halloween, hope it was a scream 🎃
October 31, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Happy Halloween, hope it was a scream 🎃
Call me Ash Wednesday the way it sounds like velcro when I take off my socks.. 😭
October 27, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Call me Ash Wednesday the way it sounds like velcro when I take off my socks.. 😭