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Jess the Mess
@jessthemessiest.bsky.social
I do things badly.
Write things sometimes.
Glue things on @badcollage.bsky.social.
Respond in 2 to 400 business days. (she/her)
I went to a Bunny Cafe today

Excuse me while I die happy
January 11, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I don't normally post feet pics online but they're just looking too cute today
January 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
My worst fear! Gus never drinks water so I have to my mix it with wet food and I worry that's still not enough 😭
January 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
mother why must I starve
December 13, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Gus needs everyone to know he ate all his food really early and now his bowl has the audacity to be empty
December 13, 2024 at 5:59 PM
December 12, 2024 at 12:51 AM
fit check
December 11, 2024 at 10:22 PM
At my office potluck holiday party and I have to write down my favourite "holiday movie character"
December 11, 2024 at 10:22 PM
this is a baddie checkpoint. reskeet with a pic where you were a certified baddie

(Uhhh does being a pink bedazzled campy lil yeehaw dork count as a baddie??)
December 8, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Light mode:
December 7, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Not too much has changed since I was last chronically online. EXCEPT I got older and nerdier and cringier.

#ThisIs30
December 6, 2024 at 1:05 AM
show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
December 5, 2024 at 7:08 PM
OKAY I changed my pic in case it helps people recognize me from the birdshit app but you best believe I'm immediately changing it back to this monstrosity as soon as I can
December 5, 2024 at 5:11 AM