Jess the Mess
@jessthemessiest.bsky.social
I do things badly.
Write things sometimes.
Glue things on @badcollage.bsky.social.
Respond in 2 to 400 business days. (she/her)
Write things sometimes.
Glue things on @badcollage.bsky.social.
Respond in 2 to 400 business days. (she/her)
I went to a Bunny Cafe today
Excuse me while I die happy
Excuse me while I die happy
January 11, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I went to a Bunny Cafe today
Excuse me while I die happy
Excuse me while I die happy
I don't normally post feet pics online but they're just looking too cute today
January 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I don't normally post feet pics online but they're just looking too cute today
My worst fear! Gus never drinks water so I have to my mix it with wet food and I worry that's still not enough 😭
January 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
My worst fear! Gus never drinks water so I have to my mix it with wet food and I worry that's still not enough 😭
mother why must I starve
December 13, 2024 at 6:06 PM
mother why must I starve
Gus needs everyone to know he ate all his food really early and now his bowl has the audacity to be empty
December 13, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Gus needs everyone to know he ate all his food really early and now his bowl has the audacity to be empty
At my office potluck holiday party and I have to write down my favourite "holiday movie character"
December 11, 2024 at 10:22 PM
At my office potluck holiday party and I have to write down my favourite "holiday movie character"
this is a baddie checkpoint. reskeet with a pic where you were a certified baddie
(Uhhh does being a pink bedazzled campy lil yeehaw dork count as a baddie??)
(Uhhh does being a pink bedazzled campy lil yeehaw dork count as a baddie??)
December 8, 2024 at 3:00 AM
this is a baddie checkpoint. reskeet with a pic where you were a certified baddie
(Uhhh does being a pink bedazzled campy lil yeehaw dork count as a baddie??)
(Uhhh does being a pink bedazzled campy lil yeehaw dork count as a baddie??)
show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
December 5, 2024 at 7:08 PM
show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
OKAY I changed my pic in case it helps people recognize me from the birdshit app but you best believe I'm immediately changing it back to this monstrosity as soon as I can
December 5, 2024 at 5:11 AM
OKAY I changed my pic in case it helps people recognize me from the birdshit app but you best believe I'm immediately changing it back to this monstrosity as soon as I can