Jess the Mess
@jessthemessiest.bsky.social
I do things badly.
Write things sometimes.
Glue things on @badcollage.bsky.social.
Respond in 2 to 400 business days. (she/her)
Write things sometimes.
Glue things on @badcollage.bsky.social.
Respond in 2 to 400 business days. (she/her)
I went to a Bunny Cafe today
Excuse me while I die happy
Excuse me while I die happy
January 11, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I went to a Bunny Cafe today
Excuse me while I die happy
Excuse me while I die happy
I don't normally post feet pics online but they're just looking too cute today
January 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I don't normally post feet pics online but they're just looking too cute today
Reposted by Jess the Mess
January 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Could a depressed person do THIS?
*leaves 15 dirty mugs scattered across my bedroom*
*leaves 15 dirty mugs scattered across my bedroom*
January 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Could a depressed person do THIS?
*leaves 15 dirty mugs scattered across my bedroom*
*leaves 15 dirty mugs scattered across my bedroom*
Hi American friends are you guys okay because everything seems VERY nasty stank butt panic times I have so much secondhand anxiety
January 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Hi American friends are you guys okay because everything seems VERY nasty stank butt panic times I have so much secondhand anxiety
Gus needs everyone to know he ate all his food really early and now his bowl has the audacity to be empty
December 13, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Gus needs everyone to know he ate all his food really early and now his bowl has the audacity to be empty
At my office potluck holiday party and I have to write down my favourite "holiday movie character"
December 11, 2024 at 10:22 PM
At my office potluck holiday party and I have to write down my favourite "holiday movie character"
Reposted by Jess the Mess
"Shhhhh there's nothing to be afraid of."
A piece completed very late at night a few weeks ago. The red fluid is actually 4 chunks of a Smirnoff ad lol.
#analogcollage #collageart #art #pariscollagecollective
A piece completed very late at night a few weeks ago. The red fluid is actually 4 chunks of a Smirnoff ad lol.
#analogcollage #collageart #art #pariscollagecollective
December 7, 2024 at 5:58 PM
"Shhhhh there's nothing to be afraid of."
A piece completed very late at night a few weeks ago. The red fluid is actually 4 chunks of a Smirnoff ad lol.
#analogcollage #collageart #art #pariscollagecollective
A piece completed very late at night a few weeks ago. The red fluid is actually 4 chunks of a Smirnoff ad lol.
#analogcollage #collageart #art #pariscollagecollective
I hope this email finds you not guilty by reason of insanity
December 11, 2024 at 5:20 PM
I hope this email finds you not guilty by reason of insanity
Our time is limited. My illness lurks—a stowaway on standby. Still, you stay. Say you'll never blame me.
But then it comes.
My bones hum as we say goodbye.
The moon rises. The #latent beast bursts through my skin. Hair becomes fur. Teeth into fangs. You run. I howl.
And begin the chase.
#vss365
But then it comes.
My bones hum as we say goodbye.
The moon rises. The #latent beast bursts through my skin. Hair becomes fur. Teeth into fangs. You run. I howl.
And begin the chase.
#vss365
December 10, 2024 at 5:54 PM
First of all, how dare you
Here are my book recommendations for the new year:
Read the books you already bought.
Read the books you already bought.
December 10, 2024 at 4:36 PM
First of all, how dare you
Panic At The Manifesto
December 10, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Panic At The Manifesto
My phone keeps autocorrecting cliché to coochie and I can't finger out why
December 10, 2024 at 2:28 AM
My phone keeps autocorrecting cliché to coochie and I can't finger out why
It's okay to create simply because you enjoy it. Art for art's sake. Stories that crave being told. Your one precious and fleeting life doesn't need to produce commercial value to be important.
(repeating to myself until I believe it)
(repeating to myself until I believe it)
December 9, 2024 at 10:52 PM
It's okay to create simply because you enjoy it. Art for art's sake. Stories that crave being told. Your one precious and fleeting life doesn't need to produce commercial value to be important.
(repeating to myself until I believe it)
(repeating to myself until I believe it)
this is a baddie checkpoint. reskeet with a pic where you were a certified baddie
(Uhhh does being a pink bedazzled campy lil yeehaw dork count as a baddie??)
(Uhhh does being a pink bedazzled campy lil yeehaw dork count as a baddie??)
December 8, 2024 at 3:00 AM
this is a baddie checkpoint. reskeet with a pic where you were a certified baddie
(Uhhh does being a pink bedazzled campy lil yeehaw dork count as a baddie??)
(Uhhh does being a pink bedazzled campy lil yeehaw dork count as a baddie??)
Uhhh so I went to a hot yoga class today and let's just say I did not hold on tightly enough
We all just want to be held like a fart during yoga
December 7, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Uhhh so I went to a hot yoga class today and let's just say I did not hold on tightly enough
SO STOKED TO ANNOUNCE that my ADHD has been renewed for another season!!
December 7, 2024 at 7:15 PM
SO STOKED TO ANNOUNCE that my ADHD has been renewed for another season!!
DOES ANYONE HAVE A RECIPE FOR what the fuck I'm supposed to do with my hands while walking????
December 7, 2024 at 12:18 AM
DOES ANYONE HAVE A RECIPE FOR what the fuck I'm supposed to do with my hands while walking????
show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
December 5, 2024 at 7:08 PM
show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
We all just want to be held like a fart during yoga
December 5, 2024 at 5:55 AM
We all just want to be held like a fart during yoga
OKAY I changed my pic in case it helps people recognize me from the birdshit app but you best believe I'm immediately changing it back to this monstrosity as soon as I can
December 5, 2024 at 5:11 AM
OKAY I changed my pic in case it helps people recognize me from the birdshit app but you best believe I'm immediately changing it back to this monstrosity as soon as I can
"ur gay"
– Spotify Wrapped, multiple occasions
– Spotify Wrapped, multiple occasions
December 5, 2024 at 3:28 AM
"ur gay"
– Spotify Wrapped, multiple occasions
– Spotify Wrapped, multiple occasions
Going from creative writing to copywriting feels like gentrifying my own brain
December 5, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Going from creative writing to copywriting feels like gentrifying my own brain