Jess W Clark
@jesswclark.bsky.social
Northern sunsets last forever in the wintertime
January 13, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Northern sunsets last forever in the wintertime
Last year on my birthday I tried unagi for the first time. It was 🥰 amazing!
This year for my birthday I’m not allowed to pick the restaurant
This year for my birthday I’m not allowed to pick the restaurant
January 9, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Last year on my birthday I tried unagi for the first time. It was 🥰 amazing!
This year for my birthday I’m not allowed to pick the restaurant
This year for my birthday I’m not allowed to pick the restaurant
School was cancelled today due to
(Drumroll Please)
Gentle rain and temperatures above freezing
Short dog doesn’t mind, she’d be happy if I spent every afternoon lying around on the floor
(Drumroll Please)
Gentle rain and temperatures above freezing
Short dog doesn’t mind, she’d be happy if I spent every afternoon lying around on the floor
January 7, 2026 at 7:15 PM
School was cancelled today due to
(Drumroll Please)
Gentle rain and temperatures above freezing
Short dog doesn’t mind, she’d be happy if I spent every afternoon lying around on the floor
(Drumroll Please)
Gentle rain and temperatures above freezing
Short dog doesn’t mind, she’d be happy if I spent every afternoon lying around on the floor
Happy Solstice! Bunnies are now wearing their white winter coats. Wildlife spotting tip: critters usually don’t run very far into the woods when they see you. If you’re calm and patient you can sometimes spot them sitting very still nearby. In the summer this guy is brown and would be invisible
December 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Happy Solstice! Bunnies are now wearing their white winter coats. Wildlife spotting tip: critters usually don’t run very far into the woods when they see you. If you’re calm and patient you can sometimes spot them sitting very still nearby. In the summer this guy is brown and would be invisible
The number one movie when I was 10, you say? Works for me!
a woman in a red dress is standing in front of an american flag and smiling .
ALT: a woman in a red dress is standing in front of an american flag and smiling .
media.tenor.com
December 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The number one movie when I was 10, you say? Works for me!
PSA: Your auntie spent WEEKS knitting those socks for you, because she loves you and thinks of you often. IDC if you never wear them, you need to tell her they’re the best present ever.
December 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
PSA: Your auntie spent WEEKS knitting those socks for you, because she loves you and thinks of you often. IDC if you never wear them, you need to tell her they’re the best present ever.
The boys are staying inside the barrier islands to fish in this high wind. before actually seeing this, every explanation of trawling I‘d seen was created by anti-foodies.
They look like a kid in a pet store swishing the guppy dipper blindfolded. It’s amazing that they catch anything at all
They look like a kid in a pet store swishing the guppy dipper blindfolded. It’s amazing that they catch anything at all
December 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The boys are staying inside the barrier islands to fish in this high wind. before actually seeing this, every explanation of trawling I‘d seen was created by anti-foodies.
They look like a kid in a pet store swishing the guppy dipper blindfolded. It’s amazing that they catch anything at all
They look like a kid in a pet store swishing the guppy dipper blindfolded. It’s amazing that they catch anything at all
I have just won a major award from Mama Kwan’s restaurant
Better than the FIFA World Cup
Better than the FIFA World Cup
December 6, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I have just won a major award from Mama Kwan’s restaurant
Better than the FIFA World Cup
Better than the FIFA World Cup
The boys went out early this morning for another haul of scallops ahead of the storm and I am tr to practice not worrying
December 2, 2025 at 1:48 PM
The boys went out early this morning for another haul of scallops ahead of the storm and I am tr to practice not worrying
Happy first day of scallop fishing to all those who celebrate!
December 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Happy first day of scallop fishing to all those who celebrate!
Five animals I’ve seen in the wild this year:
Whitetail deer
Harbor seals
Minke whale
Porcupine
bunnies!
Whitetail deer
Harbor seals
Minke whale
Porcupine
bunnies!
Five animals I’ve seen in the wild:
Tarantula
Scorpion
Coyotes
Texas Longhorn Beetle in NoCal
Dolphins & whales (together)
Tarantula
Scorpion
Coyotes
Texas Longhorn Beetle in NoCal
Dolphins & whales (together)
Five animals I’ve seen in the wild, Vegas edition:
Roadrunners
Wild horses
Wild donkeys
Big horn sheep
Jackrabbits
Desert animals I still want to find: tarantulas and desert tortoises
Roadrunners
Wild horses
Wild donkeys
Big horn sheep
Jackrabbits
Desert animals I still want to find: tarantulas and desert tortoises
November 29, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Five animals I’ve seen in the wild this year:
Whitetail deer
Harbor seals
Minke whale
Porcupine
bunnies!
Whitetail deer
Harbor seals
Minke whale
Porcupine
bunnies!
Post foliage fall color, winterberries among the poplar and birch
November 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Post foliage fall color, winterberries among the poplar and birch
Tiny Chiwa is feeling better, and her hair is even starting to grow back. It’s been an exhausting few months of pills and shampoo and new allergy free food. Wife deserves a medal for all the extra grooming work
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Tiny Chiwa is feeling better, and her hair is even starting to grow back. It’s been an exhausting few months of pills and shampoo and new allergy free food. Wife deserves a medal for all the extra grooming work
Heads up. It’s early holiday travel season and some of you need to be reminded:
It is not only dangerous to pass a school bus, it is illegal. In some states, even when the lights aren’t flashing.
We have cameras, we have a direct line to local police, and we have fierce protective instincts for kids
It is not only dangerous to pass a school bus, it is illegal. In some states, even when the lights aren’t flashing.
We have cameras, we have a direct line to local police, and we have fierce protective instincts for kids
November 19, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Heads up. It’s early holiday travel season and some of you need to be reminded:
It is not only dangerous to pass a school bus, it is illegal. In some states, even when the lights aren’t flashing.
We have cameras, we have a direct line to local police, and we have fierce protective instincts for kids
It is not only dangerous to pass a school bus, it is illegal. In some states, even when the lights aren’t flashing.
We have cameras, we have a direct line to local police, and we have fierce protective instincts for kids
I smell farts and
Puppies Yeah
Who’s that going
Outside right now?
Who’s that wagging
Puppies Yeah
Who’s that going
Outside right now?
Who’s that wagging
November 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I smell farts and
Puppies Yeah
Who’s that going
Outside right now?
Who’s that wagging
Puppies Yeah
Who’s that going
Outside right now?
Who’s that wagging
This is me, trying to take pictures of the eagles. They’re feeding on a deer carcass by the shore. Adult and juvenile bald eagle, with ravens standing by waiting for their turn.
Kids on the bus tell me the eagle’s name is Arlo.
(Photo NOT taken while driving, I promise)
Kids on the bus tell me the eagle’s name is Arlo.
(Photo NOT taken while driving, I promise)
October 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
This is me, trying to take pictures of the eagles. They’re feeding on a deer carcass by the shore. Adult and juvenile bald eagle, with ravens standing by waiting for their turn.
Kids on the bus tell me the eagle’s name is Arlo.
(Photo NOT taken while driving, I promise)
Kids on the bus tell me the eagle’s name is Arlo.
(Photo NOT taken while driving, I promise)
I miss the mushroom dude. These are growing in my backyard. Edible; and the guide says they “neutralize the enzyme that renders alcohol nontoxic “ …so, Perfect for that workday potluck lunch?
October 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I miss the mushroom dude. These are growing in my backyard. Edible; and the guide says they “neutralize the enzyme that renders alcohol nontoxic “ …so, Perfect for that workday potluck lunch?
This lovely was a six inch rooted cutting this time last year. I didn’t expect to love her so much, AND she smells wonderful.
September 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
This lovely was a six inch rooted cutting this time last year. I didn’t expect to love her so much, AND she smells wonderful.
The best time to plant a tree is ten years ago. The second best time is- oh DAMN those deer!
September 16, 2025 at 1:46 PM
The best time to plant a tree is ten years ago. The second best time is- oh DAMN those deer!
School starts in just a few days, and the nightmares have already begun. The Stephen King short story SOMETIMES THEY COME BACK is not a work of fiction, and none of our buses are ever completely empty.
August 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
School starts in just a few days, and the nightmares have already begun. The Stephen King short story SOMETIMES THEY COME BACK is not a work of fiction, and none of our buses are ever completely empty.
I wish the weather widget had a tide table
I miss twitter and the way you could make a simple statement like that and Apple would pick it up and fix it
I miss twitter and the way you could make a simple statement like that and Apple would pick it up and fix it
July 14, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I wish the weather widget had a tide table
I miss twitter and the way you could make a simple statement like that and Apple would pick it up and fix it
I miss twitter and the way you could make a simple statement like that and Apple would pick it up and fix it
Surprise! Good job, heat and humidity 🥰
July 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Surprise! Good job, heat and humidity 🥰
Nearly a month later, turns out #IwasWrong ! I’ve never seen yellow #roses with so much red foliage! Another week I reckon before I find out how much of a true yellow she is.
June 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Nearly a month later, turns out #IwasWrong ! I’ve never seen yellow #roses with so much red foliage! Another week I reckon before I find out how much of a true yellow she is.