Lady Penni
@ladypenni.bsky.social
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She/her. Ally. Love books, comedy, cats, dogs, exhibits, food, TV, movies, writing. Beep. This is an OFMD safe space ship. Secondhand smoke is no joke.
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I know this says knit away, but I always read it as @kalansphantomff.bsky.social’s boys: Knot Away. #OFMD
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A talent like your will never go away.

But you owe us nothing.
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Those boys do love balls.
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I just read this. I thought she was like 10 years younger than she was. I just loved her.
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At the laundromat and it’s way busier than normal. There’s one guy who is scowling that keeps walking around back-and-forth. Every time he passes by me, he gives me a look.

And there’s a woman with a bride of Frankenstein-type hairdo, but you can tell it is her every day style.
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We are doing the same thing here. You have to be over 65 or immune compromised. For people that don’t have insurance, they can’t go to their local pharmacy & just pay out-of-pocket to get it done if they don’t meet the qualifications. I’m lucky I’m getting the shot.
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My doctors I think are offering the shot to any of their patients. I got mine last weekend. Even if I do end up getting Covid, I’ve managed to go six years without it.
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Oh. Oh no. We all know the sugar free gummy bear reviews. Why would you do that?
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#WIPSnips Today, Odin demands to be taught more seiðr. The definition of seiðr for the needs of #WhyOdinDrinks is…not academically confirmed.

I just noticed the grammar needs help. My editor’s problem. This is a #WIP. Sorry.

Book I:
www.bjornlarssen.com/whyodindrinks
When time for Odin’s next lesson came, Freya wasn’t dreading it, because she had entirely forgotten, obsessed with reputation she should have. Would she rather be overestimated or underestimated? Smile warmly or have her teeth sharpened, even if the visual alone made them itch? She could bestow love on people as reward or curse them with it – she idly wondered whether jarl Bolesław and his dog found their happily-ever-after. Should those people (except jarl Bolesław) know about her power?
“Oh,” she welcomed the frowning All-Father, “it’s you. Howdy?”
The wrinkles between Odin’s eye and black hole deepened. “I would like to fly.”
“So, feeling good?”
“Tone,” he snapped. “I can shift. I can’t fly. Something goes wonky. Teach me, you’re a very good eagle.”
“A falcon,” Freya muttered. Wrinkles between her eyes were gorgeous, if involuntary.
It was another of those things she couldn’t explain. She just did it. What was flight? Walking, in general, involved having something under one’s feet. Wingless creatures only ever suddenly found themselves not having anything under their feet when they were either very distracted, or in the process of falling into a trap.
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Yesterday it was just a series of unfortunate event for the first half of my day. Anything having to do with electronics just crapped out.
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A rapper who’s one big song was sung so out of key that it became a hit. And he dressed like Beethoven in the video. He was so clearly having a great time in the video that everybody just rooted for him, even though it was a terrible song.
a man is playing a piano in a living room with a caption that says `` but you say he 's just a friend ``
ALT: a man is playing a piano in a living room with a caption that says `` but you say he 's just a friend ``
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This random child’s rocking chair underneath an overpass probably isn’t #haunted right? Right?
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Even my phone loves @mooshy.bsky.social’s pizza boys.
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I see them everywhere #OFMD
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Go back and read your own stuff. It quite often kicks me in the ginny.

(I’m currently catching up on all of your stuff I haven’t read. I’m knee-deep in the Omegaverse.)
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He’s 31 dating a 19 yr old. Someone needs to rescue her.
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Probably. 🤷🏼‍♀️
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BookBlurb Day 2397
@nicoleflockton.bsky.social
@timhardieauthor.bsky.social
@andierosamund.bsky.social
@maximejaz.bsky.social
@bjornlarssen.com

Interesting that they refer to this as a clean comedy when the word Bitch is right there in the title. Do they think only sex is dirty, not words?
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BookBlurb Day 2396
@nicoleflockton.bsky.social
@timhardieauthor.bsky.social
@andierosamund.bsky.social
@maximejaz.bsky.social
@bjornlarssen.com

Wonder how she trained the dog to sit exactly where she needs to rest her leg? Good boy.