Jester
@jester-the-zero.bsky.social
i, real jester darkest dungeon (Real) ((Not)) am. not sure what i am doing here, honest. i'll continue to reply to random posts with things that are maybe, possibly, funny to people that aren't me (No promises)
got a new PFP so im not stuck with the goofy ass straight from game image, art by @distr.bsky.social
March 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
got a new PFP so im not stuck with the goofy ass straight from game image, art by @distr.bsky.social
why is it that any time i take a nap it either lasts one hour or i wake up in the next dimension with a category 10 headache and every status effect
March 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
why is it that any time i take a nap it either lasts one hour or i wake up in the next dimension with a category 10 headache and every status effect
me getting like 5 commissions of characters i like in the past few weeks
Broke as hell but still getting a little treat! 😤
February 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
me getting like 5 commissions of characters i like in the past few weeks
did not post more news at 9, so 10 will do
probably a bad thing, but i can't care enough to fix it, so i'll make sandwiches instead
probably a bad thing, but i can't care enough to fix it, so i'll make sandwiches instead
February 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
did not post more news at 9, so 10 will do
probably a bad thing, but i can't care enough to fix it, so i'll make sandwiches instead
probably a bad thing, but i can't care enough to fix it, so i'll make sandwiches instead
ate nothing but bread for the last day and a half. on one hand, making bread is making it so i remember to eat, on the other, i am eating only bread. is this a good or bad thing? more news at 9
February 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
ate nothing but bread for the last day and a half. on one hand, making bread is making it so i remember to eat, on the other, i am eating only bread. is this a good or bad thing? more news at 9
playing marvel rivals, i enjoy johnny storm. he's pretty fun and his goofy ass fire box ability is nice to pull off
February 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
playing marvel rivals, i enjoy johnny storm. he's pretty fun and his goofy ass fire box ability is nice to pull off
more random dungeon defenders
why is the dragon so damn fast on hard difficulty? can't line up a bloody shot to save my life, the damn thing keeps weaving around
why is the dragon so damn fast on hard difficulty? can't line up a bloody shot to save my life, the damn thing keeps weaving around
February 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
more random dungeon defenders
why is the dragon so damn fast on hard difficulty? can't line up a bloody shot to save my life, the damn thing keeps weaving around
why is the dragon so damn fast on hard difficulty? can't line up a bloody shot to save my life, the damn thing keeps weaving around
unrelated to other posts of mine, totally
fuck these guys
all my homies hate these guys
they crit way too often please im just trying to clear the dungeon-
fuck these guys
all my homies hate these guys
they crit way too often please im just trying to clear the dungeon-
February 18, 2025 at 1:48 PM
unrelated to other posts of mine, totally
fuck these guys
all my homies hate these guys
they crit way too often please im just trying to clear the dungeon-
fuck these guys
all my homies hate these guys
they crit way too often please im just trying to clear the dungeon-
always remember to take your laudanum when you have the horror status, kids, and make sure you eat something after, gives you a headache when you don't
February 18, 2025 at 12:45 PM
always remember to take your laudanum when you have the horror status, kids, and make sure you eat something after, gives you a headache when you don't
Valentines day post
I'm not going through the effort of doing more than acknowledging the holiday does, in fact, exist
I'm not going through the effort of doing more than acknowledging the holiday does, in fact, exist
February 14, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Valentines day post
I'm not going through the effort of doing more than acknowledging the holiday does, in fact, exist
I'm not going through the effort of doing more than acknowledging the holiday does, in fact, exist
Speaking of games with "dungeon" in their name: Dungeon defenders. Anybody remember that game? That shit was amazing. Fuck the dragon fight tho, absolutely wild the fireballs hurt eternia crystals
February 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Speaking of games with "dungeon" in their name: Dungeon defenders. Anybody remember that game? That shit was amazing. Fuck the dragon fight tho, absolutely wild the fireballs hurt eternia crystals
tried darkest dungeon 2, as was darkest dungeon 1, this was a mistake, and i am in pain.
(istg i hate the bishops stop rEVIVING THEM I CANT CLEAR THE CORPSES THAT FAST-)
(istg i hate the bishops stop rEVIVING THEM I CANT CLEAR THE CORPSES THAT FAST-)
February 13, 2025 at 2:05 PM
tried darkest dungeon 2, as was darkest dungeon 1, this was a mistake, and i am in pain.
(istg i hate the bishops stop rEVIVING THEM I CANT CLEAR THE CORPSES THAT FAST-)
(istg i hate the bishops stop rEVIVING THEM I CANT CLEAR THE CORPSES THAT FAST-)
Darkest Dungeon boss ranking! (by how fun i feel they are, higher is better. not counting the court for this one because. i suck and haven't finished that dlc)
Flesh
Swine prince
Necromancer
Prophet
Cannon (easy, not fun, but easy)
brigand Vvulf
shrieker
Siren
Hag
Drowned crew
Flesh
Swine prince
Necromancer
Prophet
Cannon (easy, not fun, but easy)
brigand Vvulf
shrieker
Siren
Hag
Drowned crew
February 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Darkest Dungeon boss ranking! (by how fun i feel they are, higher is better. not counting the court for this one because. i suck and haven't finished that dlc)
Flesh
Swine prince
Necromancer
Prophet
Cannon (easy, not fun, but easy)
brigand Vvulf
shrieker
Siren
Hag
Drowned crew
Flesh
Swine prince
Necromancer
Prophet
Cannon (easy, not fun, but easy)
brigand Vvulf
shrieker
Siren
Hag
Drowned crew
My muscles are tense and my joints are rebelling, someone wring me out like a dish towel it'd fix me promise
February 7, 2025 at 12:37 PM
My muscles are tense and my joints are rebelling, someone wring me out like a dish towel it'd fix me promise
yall ever just tryin to be funny online and then ur brain go "Nah. shit effort, die" and you get tinnitus and a headache at the same time? god i wish this was a joke
February 7, 2025 at 11:33 AM
yall ever just tryin to be funny online and then ur brain go "Nah. shit effort, die" and you get tinnitus and a headache at the same time? god i wish this was a joke
is the water laced with something nowadays? is it supposed to cause unnecessary amounts of self reflection when your shower gets slightly too cold? im just alive to say things i think are funny i did not sign up for this
February 7, 2025 at 10:51 AM
is the water laced with something nowadays? is it supposed to cause unnecessary amounts of self reflection when your shower gets slightly too cold? im just alive to say things i think are funny i did not sign up for this
it seems i have been awake all night.
i have not used this time wisely
i have not used this time wisely
February 7, 2025 at 10:02 AM
it seems i have been awake all night.
i have not used this time wisely
i have not used this time wisely
slept like half the day and woke up with a massive headache. im strangling the plague doctor for their crimes
February 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
slept like half the day and woke up with a massive headache. im strangling the plague doctor for their crimes
these memes i, myself, did not steal from "tumbler" are being co-opted for the rise of the age of silly.
February 6, 2025 at 7:33 AM
these memes i, myself, did not steal from "tumbler" are being co-opted for the rise of the age of silly.
went surprisingly well, suspicious
February 6, 2025 at 5:45 AM
went surprisingly well, suspicious
hm. i will play strategist in marvel rivals tonight. surely i will not regret this decision
February 6, 2025 at 4:53 AM
hm. i will play strategist in marvel rivals tonight. surely i will not regret this decision
as my one coherent post of the week: Videogames, specifically marvel rivals
it's fun. i enjoy playing all three roles (sometimes. support feels like running away from a whole gang trying to jump you while your team whistles and ignores it sometimes)
my favorite hero to play is probably Psylocke.
it's fun. i enjoy playing all three roles (sometimes. support feels like running away from a whole gang trying to jump you while your team whistles and ignores it sometimes)
my favorite hero to play is probably Psylocke.
February 6, 2025 at 3:39 AM
as my one coherent post of the week: Videogames, specifically marvel rivals
it's fun. i enjoy playing all three roles (sometimes. support feels like running away from a whole gang trying to jump you while your team whistles and ignores it sometimes)
my favorite hero to play is probably Psylocke.
it's fun. i enjoy playing all three roles (sometimes. support feels like running away from a whole gang trying to jump you while your team whistles and ignores it sometimes)
my favorite hero to play is probably Psylocke.
I LIKED ONE FUCKING "trying to find mutals!!!" POST PLEASE I'VE REFRESHED 5 TIMES I CAN'T ESCAPE THEM-
February 6, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I LIKED ONE FUCKING "trying to find mutals!!!" POST PLEASE I'VE REFRESHED 5 TIMES I CAN'T ESCAPE THEM-
As my first real post on bluesky, i pronounce a new age of silly. as such, i will be watching
February 6, 2025 at 3:04 AM
As my first real post on bluesky, i pronounce a new age of silly. as such, i will be watching