Jester
jester-the-zero.bsky.social
Jester
@jester-the-zero.bsky.social
i, real jester darkest dungeon (Real) ((Not)) am. not sure what i am doing here, honest. i'll continue to reply to random posts with things that are maybe, possibly, funny to people that aren't me (No promises)
it's miku miku beam time, lycca
March 14, 2025 at 12:54 PM
they're gonna play celeste first trust
March 14, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Mimic actually... HASN'T had a moment like that yet, she's been angry, slightly put off, happy, but never *scared*, because she hasn't done enough or made connections enough to be afraid of something or someone
March 14, 2025 at 5:17 AM
you're putting half of your production of soap into dicks

im proud of you
March 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Kell would bring beef stew (its one of his favorites)
Mimic would bring either drinks or wake up an hour before and make a cake
March 11, 2025 at 10:51 AM
how many times will you do this
March 11, 2025 at 10:42 AM
go, do a crime
March 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
mimic girl made of soap you're welcome
March 8, 2025 at 3:11 AM
the moth declares everything must be fluffy, and so fluffy it will be
March 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
slime or oceanic, personally. or eldritch
eldritch is very nice
March 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
now that's the quality content we know you for, los
March 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
it isn't strictly illegal in a lot of places!
March 3, 2025 at 4:28 AM
too little monster sex in this shitpost, still, however, a 7/10 /j
March 2, 2025 at 6:30 AM
the dnd staple, electrum and only electrum /j

we mostly use copper through platinum (excluding the middle child) because it's just a giant dnd campain with tons of dms and players
March 2, 2025 at 4:55 AM
how DARE you be late to sharing porn on the internet, this is a travesty
March 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
very good
February 28, 2025 at 11:58 PM
mimic enjoys chess, checkers, and blackjack, and hates all videogames because nobody else will ever play them with her again after the first round
February 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
mimic... surprisingly doesn't actually have one, they were built just a few months ago, given godlike magical power, and then immediately got stuck doing small jobs for a shadow government because said government had them built, they don't even "hate" them it's just a dull annoyance
February 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
thinking hard or thinking about it being hard
February 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
it gets rid of any witnesses to her frustration, AND she gets to blow up stuff, so she remains "perfect poised moth witch"
February 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
mimic finds a large, mostly empty area, and starts slinging so many spells that afterwards you'd think you were in the wastes
February 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
survived a trip into the darkest dungeon, will never sleep the same again, 10/10 would have another heart attack
February 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM