I brought a giant loaf of no-knead bread, but my simple Waldorf salad stole the show.

That is a headline have gone the rest of my life without reading.

Right up there for “Take Me To Church”

That pic can’t be real. I’ve never seen a picture of Trump wearing a tie the correct length like that before.

Frozen gyoza are so good and so dang easy. I keep a huge bag in the freezer at all times.

Dershowitz is charismatic in the sense of “way more people should feel about him the way Anthony Bourdain felt about Henry Kissinger”.

Trombone Shorty, then Sharon Jones, both opening for Hall & Oates here. H&O were a bore, phoning it in after they wound up the crowd with two soul-funk “get up and DANCE” acts. Sharon was a couple months away from dying of cancer but brought more energy than Hall and Oates combined.

That’s been “Hallelujah” by Republica after I found out they released a new single last year for the first time in forever.

Anything that has to be prepared while the turkey rests won’t make it to the table.

Any time I feel like I can’t do anything right, I look at YTD performance for TGT stock, and I feel a little better. One can pinpoint to the day that they screwed the pooch.

I know that’s my problem with mainstream pop music. Like, I know Maroon 5 has a drummer, but their more recent albums sound mechanical and soulless.

I’m reasonably sure when Sartre wrote that Hell is other people, he was talking about going to the gym.

How much time does he have to pick one before he also gets impeached for something?

She did such a great job making an excuse for it, and she wasn’t even trying.

Long-term lead poisoning is a hell of a drug?

Oh, missed that. Had to squint.

Btw I’m at WinCo right now. It’s $2.28 a dozen.

You just know that if you asked the rep to spell HIPAA they’d use two Ps and one A.