Jesus BENAVENTE
@jesusbenavente.bsky.social
I make that art. Real good.
Soy de San Antonio. I am in New York.
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Soy de San Antonio. I am in New York.
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These thoughts are brought to you by listening to podcasts on a roadtrip.
December 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
These thoughts are brought to you by listening to podcasts on a roadtrip.
Having a parasocial relationship with a podcaster is like having a parasocial relationship with a loud mannequin.
December 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Having a parasocial relationship with a podcaster is like having a parasocial relationship with a loud mannequin.
The most delusional people in the world are people who think they are funny on podcasts.
December 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The most delusional people in the world are people who think they are funny on podcasts.
I 100% know for sure that a random guy is not funny if they regularly take part in podcasts.
December 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I 100% know for sure that a random guy is not funny if they regularly take part in podcasts.
Me getting ready to take an international flight and wondering if I can make a Charlie Kirk joke and still get back home in 2 weeks.
September 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Me getting ready to take an international flight and wondering if I can make a Charlie Kirk joke and still get back home in 2 weeks.
The most realistic thing about the most recent Zelda games is all the various townspeople being like “well that huge evil calamity is really annoying, but I got some some fruit to sell you and I seemed to have dropped something important somewhere.”
August 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The most realistic thing about the most recent Zelda games is all the various townspeople being like “well that huge evil calamity is really annoying, but I got some some fruit to sell you and I seemed to have dropped something important somewhere.”
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People exploding this false messaging that I voted for a bill + funding that I quite literally voted NO on. The threat environment this morning is scary.
Doesn’t help anyone. Drag me for the position if you disagree but don’t lie. It’s out of control. Saying I voted for this funding is false.
Doesn’t help anyone. Drag me for the position if you disagree but don’t lie. It’s out of control. Saying I voted for this funding is false.
July 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
People exploding this false messaging that I voted for a bill + funding that I quite literally voted NO on. The threat environment this morning is scary.
Doesn’t help anyone. Drag me for the position if you disagree but don’t lie. It’s out of control. Saying I voted for this funding is false.
Doesn’t help anyone. Drag me for the position if you disagree but don’t lie. It’s out of control. Saying I voted for this funding is false.
Dark question for a Bluesky:
what are the temporal borders of a murder suicide? Does the killer need to immediately kill themselves. What if a few minutes pass? Do they just become separate events?
what are the temporal borders of a murder suicide? Does the killer need to immediately kill themselves. What if a few minutes pass? Do they just become separate events?
July 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Dark question for a Bluesky:
what are the temporal borders of a murder suicide? Does the killer need to immediately kill themselves. What if a few minutes pass? Do they just become separate events?
what are the temporal borders of a murder suicide? Does the killer need to immediately kill themselves. What if a few minutes pass? Do they just become separate events?
Do I gotta listen to bob vylan now?
June 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Do I gotta listen to bob vylan now?
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Wow so you’re telling me everyone who cheered on the Iraq war is on board with this now too? And so are the people who opposed the Iran nuclear deal and killed it?
You’re kidding.
You’re kidding.
June 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Wow so you’re telling me everyone who cheered on the Iraq war is on board with this now too? And so are the people who opposed the Iran nuclear deal and killed it?
You’re kidding.
You’re kidding.
They are making a Elden ring movie.
I can’t wait for some random guy in armor to say some nonsense. Then Chris Pratt is gonna shrug his shoulders, look at his strategy guide and say “I guess, I go that way?”
I can’t wait for some random guy in armor to say some nonsense. Then Chris Pratt is gonna shrug his shoulders, look at his strategy guide and say “I guess, I go that way?”
May 23, 2025 at 12:07 PM
They are making a Elden ring movie.
I can’t wait for some random guy in armor to say some nonsense. Then Chris Pratt is gonna shrug his shoulders, look at his strategy guide and say “I guess, I go that way?”
I can’t wait for some random guy in armor to say some nonsense. Then Chris Pratt is gonna shrug his shoulders, look at his strategy guide and say “I guess, I go that way?”
Whoever invented podcasts, shouldn’t have.
May 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Whoever invented podcasts, shouldn’t have.
Joe Biden goes nuts in Manhunter (1986).
April 30, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Joe Biden goes nuts in Manhunter (1986).
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Tonight an unbelievable **34,000 people** gathered for our Denver rally to take on billionaires and win our country back.
This was the largest political gathering in Denver since Obama in 2008.
Also bigger than the 2024 DNC.
And the largest ever rally in Bernie’s career (and obviously, mine too).
This was the largest political gathering in Denver since Obama in 2008.
Also bigger than the 2024 DNC.
And the largest ever rally in Bernie’s career (and obviously, mine too).
March 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Tonight an unbelievable **34,000 people** gathered for our Denver rally to take on billionaires and win our country back.
This was the largest political gathering in Denver since Obama in 2008.
Also bigger than the 2024 DNC.
And the largest ever rally in Bernie’s career (and obviously, mine too).
This was the largest political gathering in Denver since Obama in 2008.
Also bigger than the 2024 DNC.
And the largest ever rally in Bernie’s career (and obviously, mine too).
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Must read: Mahmoud Khalil speaks out for the first time since his arrest by the Trump administration in an exclusive letter, dictated over the phone to his family, from ICE detention in Louisiana.
March 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Must read: Mahmoud Khalil speaks out for the first time since his arrest by the Trump administration in an exclusive letter, dictated over the phone to his family, from ICE detention in Louisiana.
If anyone who is in congress reads this, please don’t show up wearing some symbolic color like you are in some kindergarten choir. If you’re not going to do anything to actually meaningfully create the change we need. It’s best to not show up at all.
March 4, 2025 at 11:16 PM
If anyone who is in congress reads this, please don’t show up wearing some symbolic color like you are in some kindergarten choir. If you’re not going to do anything to actually meaningfully create the change we need. It’s best to not show up at all.
Announcing your mayoral campaign on twitter should be automatically disqualifying.
March 1, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Announcing your mayoral campaign on twitter should be automatically disqualifying.
Y ahora quien podra a deferdeme? (Peso Pesado), piñatas, cinder blocks, variable dimensions, 2025
January 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Y ahora quien podra a deferdeme? (Peso Pesado), piñatas, cinder blocks, variable dimensions, 2025
Kevin Costner’s unbroken horse
January 9, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Kevin Costner’s unbroken horse
Dang, they got jimmy carter.
December 29, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Dang, they got jimmy carter.
P sure that Tim walz running for VP and that dead comically evil health insurance ceo are all part of some wild season of Fargo.
December 5, 2024 at 4:45 AM
P sure that Tim walz running for VP and that dead comically evil health insurance ceo are all part of some wild season of Fargo.
The thing about Biden pardoning his dumb kid just because he can, is that I hate it, because he wouldn’t do it for anyone else. We got so many people locked up over dumb shit. So many people trapped by student loan debt, but only his failson gets a pass.
December 2, 2024 at 4:20 PM
The thing about Biden pardoning his dumb kid just because he can, is that I hate it, because he wouldn’t do it for anyone else. We got so many people locked up over dumb shit. So many people trapped by student loan debt, but only his failson gets a pass.