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Jesus Zoidberg

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"We Will Survive" Long Suffering Philadelphia Sports Fan who once made a funny name that stuck. Master of the Quote Twe..er..Post **Trans lives are human lives** 🐩

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Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · Apr 7

This is very difficult. Last night our mother passed away suddenly at the age of 67. She was the light of my life, and will always be the voice in my soul. My younger brother has started a GoFundMe to help with the sudden funeral costs. If you can help, great, if not, that's OK.

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Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 1h

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Eric Stephen @ericstephen.bsky.social · 2h

Dave Roberts said Tanner Scott was not at the ballpark today, something personal. Not available to pitch

Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 1h

"Odie, did you see Clayton Kershaw pitch last night, how would you describe it?"

"Rough"

Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 1h

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Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 2h

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Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 2h

Nope, one more year, and he should have been out of the inning, Bohm misplayed that ball.

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Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 2h

Why is Casty still in the game?

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Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 2h

Yes, finishing the game up with Walker is a great bit

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Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 2h

It's the fucking Dodgers, I mean, the organization is full of heroes that performed at big moments.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 2h

Announcer saying "Kershaw means so much to this organization" Fuck that. Speak for yourself. I've been a fan since the days of Fernando. Not only does Kershaw shit the bed when it matters most in the postseason he's a dick.

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Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 2h

Clayton Kershaw, did he die?

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Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 2h

The commentary on Clayton Kershaw in this game was--even for professional sports broadcasts--incredibly undignified.

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Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 2h

The fucking nerve of these guys to talk about how great Kershaw is, with his 4.5 playoff ERA, when two of the biggest big game pitchers of all time are in park (Koufax, Ranger).

Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 3h

At the very least if nothing else happens, I got to watch Kershaw go out like Stan Chera. I feel a rainbow of emotions right now.

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Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 3h

I gotta hear how great a guy the Take Back the Rainbow Guy is.

Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 3h

Yeah, fuck Clayton Kershaw.

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Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 3h

Listen, last time I said they were winning.

Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 3h

Unreal, unacceptable.

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Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 3h

You can say what you want about the manager, but runners on 2nd and 3rd, no outs, and it's strikeout, popup, strikeout.

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Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 4h

If they don't score here, they ain't winning.

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Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 4h

The Good ABs finally pay off the last couple of innings.

Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 4h

These assholes doing the wave??

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Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 4h

Dodgers fans, booing? We gonna have a long diatribe on this?

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Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 4h

I'll blame a lot of things on the manager not this.

Eric @ejmaron.bsky.social · 4h

Having to say this 4 or 5 times in a series is what's termed in the legal world "preponderance of the evidence" that he's maybe just over his head

Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 4h

This entire series.

Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 4d

Baseball Managers make bad decisions, it happens. I also think most of them come down to the Mystery Box. Whenever something doesn't work, you should have done the other option, because that other option could have been anything, even something that worked.

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Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 4h

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Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 4h

Basically as good as the Dodgers pitchers have been, they all get to the point when they are in trouble where they go, we're challenging you with just gas, hit it.

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