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JetpackingPenguin ❤️🐧
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“Demon flightless bird” Lesbian. ProblematicPenguin™ She/Her. Supercorp, Juliantina, Dani/Jamie, & Bishova❤️ 🍑 🍰 🏊‍♀️🕷💘 Childhood companions 🤨🏳️‍🌈
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I'm sharing my #Rhaenicent CK3 run because I can. This is the quality gay content you can expect from me.

Some explanation: I changed the game rules to make gay marriage legal in Westeros and enabled debug mode. I then made Rhaenyra bisexual and Alicent a lesbian as god intended.
As Britney Spears said, my loneliness is killing me
September 27, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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Fuck Trump. Fuck JD Vance. Props to Zelensky for holding his own against these two tiny dick wannabe strongmen.
February 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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I hated the first four years we had to play "Jesus Christ What Did The Fucker Do Today" and I hate the sequel even more.

No one worth knowing wants to live like this.
February 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
@alicentyes.bsky.social did you get Twitter killed?
February 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Feeling old as hell today
a close up of a man with a beard wearing a red jacket
ALT: a close up of a man with a beard wearing a red jacket
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Next instalment of my Dragon Age travel poster series: Nevarra
#dragonage #dragonagefanart #fanart #nevarra #emmrichvolkarin #themournwatch
February 6, 2025 at 12:16 PM
The Fast Love slowed down arrangement by Adele being so Rhaenicent coded. A modern day AU in there.

🎶In the absence of security
I made my way into the night
Stupid Cupid keeps on calling me
But I see nothing in his eyes
I miss my baby
February 2, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Idk why a beloved Rhaenicent fandom artist has me blocked but I am a pariah
February 2, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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For those too young to remember 2003, when France opposed the Iraq War, the Republicans responded by renaming "French Fries" to "Freedom Fries." If someone actually called them that, you knew instantly they were a total loser. Everyone made fun of them, and they stopped calling them Freedom Fries.
January 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I’m forcing everyone on the TL to see this Alicent Hightower figure skater au outfit
January 27, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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BBC not buying the gaslighting
January 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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If they were actively trying to start another pandemic, I'm not sure what they'd be doing differently.
New: Trump officials have paused all external communications at health agencies like CDC, FDA, NIH.

No health alerts and the famed MMWRs; no updates to key websites or social media posts.

And no indication how long the pause will last.

With @rachelroubein.bsky.social + Lena Sun.
Trump officials pause health agencies’ communications, citing review
The agencies are charged with making decisions that touch the lives of every American and are the source of crucial information to health-care providers.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Woke up with a sense of doom
January 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
The way it doesn’t even matter lmao. No one will do anything about it or they’ll say he’s just trolling
Trump on Elon Musk: "He knows those computers better than anybody. All those computers. Those vote-counting computers. And we ended up winning Pennsylvania like in a landslide."
January 20, 2025 at 8:54 AM
I just had an idea for a The Sound of Music AU
January 19, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I started a new CK3 run where Vizzy marries Laena instead of Alicent. Alicent is enjoying the hospitality of Dragonstone with Rhaenyra
January 3, 2025 at 10:35 PM
It’s so serious, I need her to marry me and for us to start a family
olivia cooke and her nephew 🥺🥺
December 16, 2024 at 1:58 PM
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olivia cooke and her nephew 🥺🥺
December 15, 2024 at 9:52 PM
The Sydney Sweeney discourse proves all men must d💀e
December 14, 2024 at 12:33 AM
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A McDonald’s in Altoona is getting hit with bad Yelp reviews after the CEO shooting suspect was arrested there
McDonald's Where Luigi Mangione Was Arrested Gets Bad Yelp Reviews
After a store employee and a customer helped bring the CEO shooting suspect into custody, some people took to Yelp to express their disapproval.
www.huffpost.com
December 11, 2024 at 12:47 AM
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idk but i feel like Nicole Maines coming out with a book shit talking fans as if she was not enjoying all the followers she got from said fans back in the day is very desingenious of her..
December 10, 2024 at 7:07 PM
After seeing this on Twitter, my mind is full of modern day AU with Syrax as the cat and Alicent guarding the cheese board
December 8, 2024 at 8:38 PM
I fundamentally disagree with some of the writing choices in Dragon Age: Veilguard, but once again, the psychos harassing the devs are overshadowing valid criticism by being batshit insane
December 6, 2024 at 4:17 AM
Me vibing with the Rhaenicent of it all got these numbers
December 4, 2024 at 11:51 PM